The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest SP-1]

*leaves thread*

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::keeps telling himself that the "real" legend will come::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I was living on man cream

Looking for a boner

Scouring the world

For just the right one

Then I found the perfect size

I undid my zipper

The Search Is Over

I'll be at this for a while

 

-Parody of "The Search Is Over", dedicated to, well, you know.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"It's the... eye of the tiger when Bob cums in your eye, rising up to the challenge of Frank's semen!"

::nails Kotz in the back of the head with the ring bell for saying that::

Aww, you've made him sad! Give 'im a kiss!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

If Frank Stallone comes to the ring riding Mike Sander's Pony I'll mark out.

 

::thinks about how that sounded::

 

Nevermind...

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

How could I convince him

That my kiddie dick as real

Who am I to blame him

For trying to cop a feel

I am always moaning

He was just a boy I knew

I took him for granted

Now these VDs are real

 

I was living for his cream

Loving his small boner

Taking on his load

That was just my style

Now I look into his eyes

I can see my semen

The search is over

We'll be in bed for a while

 

Can this last forever

Until his dick falls off

Sometimes we just play doctor

I turn my head and cough

He follows right behind me

An impatient anal fuck

Till he came to his senses

His dick brings me good luck

 

I was living for his cream

Loving his small boner

Taking on his load

That was just my style

Now I look into his eyes

I can see my semen

The search is over

We'll be in bed for a while

 

Now my fingers stretch

Around his member

Up and down the shaft

Broken condoms

Lie victim

Of the night

A good fuck

He finally struck

My ass with his kid dick

Every orgasm leads him back to me

 

Now at last he holds me

All is said and done

The fuck has come full circle

Our semen pools as one

So if he ever loved me

Show me that he gives a damn

We'll know for certain

They men we really are

 

I was living for his cream

Loving his small boner

Taking on his load

That was just my style

Then I held your hand

I could feel my semen

The search is over

Love was right before my eyes

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

If Frank Stallone comes to the ring riding Mike Sander's Pony I'll mark out.

 

::thinks about how that sounded::

 

Nevermind...

***MARKS OUT***

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::hits a fisherman's buster on Rando::

 

Don't turn this into another lyrics thread man.......this is the OAOZMT!!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

those were parody lyrics...and I had to do it because that is one of my favorite songs...

 

I wasn't planning on doing it again

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Does community service by selling Frank shirts outside the arena.::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

**buys 13 and a half**

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::buys a Frank shirt::

 

Hey what can I say......chicks dig Frank!

 

::proceeds to choke out Rando with the shirt::

 

Plus it makes a good weapon

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Invites Frank to attend any OAOAST show he wishes. Frank=ratings.::

[Guest Kingpk]

Fuck that Frank, I got a better Frank:

 

 

TV's Frank!!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::marks out for TV's Frank. PK and I hit a Deep Sleep on Zack::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Proposes the "Fight to Find Out the First-Rate Fabulous Frank" to take place at LA::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

TV's Frank is part of the OAOAST now too??

 

Or are you fighting Frank Stallone at LA now?

[Guest Kingpk]

Uh, no. I'm actually getting Frank Stallone and Frank Coniff to appear at LA to fight to the death. Should sell a few more tickets.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

PK, if you wanna write that up as a comedy seg, go for it!

 

::Double clotheslines the DM's::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::the clothesline folds Parka up like an accordian on the mat::

[Guest Kingpk]

PK, if you wanna write that up as a comedy seg, go for it!

 

::Double clotheslines the DM's::

Well, if you are just going to clothesline me over it, then maybe I'll just forget about the whole thing.

 

::Blasts Zack with the turret on his Tank Top::

 

Eh, I'll write it, but blame Zack if it sucks since he inspired me.

 

::Blasts Zack again::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

But PK, I'm not your inspiration...

 

 

FRANK is inspiration, baby!

[Guest SP-1]

::enters the thread, voice a little tired and body alot tired from ROCKING OUT~! at the Evanescence show! After being that close to their lead singer, SP thinks he's in love but decides to sleep before he falls into the stupid, hormonal trap of falling in love with the lead singer of a famous band who is way hot and he'll never see any closer than 50 feet away::

 

 

::Laughs at Zack because he got to see the show::

 

And yes, Mister Malibu. They owned the stage. The best part? In the middle of the set they broke out ZERO by Smashing Pumpkins as a cover. Hells yeah.

 

And to stay on thread topic . . . ::BELT SHOT to LPYC!!::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Sobs heavily. Zack wanted to rock out and see the hot singer too!!::

[Guest RevEvil]

I'm back bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Dribbles the midget like a basketball.::

 

"Anyone up for some one on one?"

[Guest What?]

::BAKERKICKS!~ the midget into the hoop, then BAKERKICKS!~ Zack! OMG!::

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Applies Tongan Death Grip on K-Money::

[Guest The Superstar]

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Wonders why Superstar has seemingly taken on a mime gimmick::