The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest The Superstar]

MISTER WARRIOR SAYS ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOUR COLISEUM VIDEOS!!!!! WERE INJECTED WITH ALDOSTERONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN THEY WOULDNT BE DESTROYED NOT NOT LIKE UNLIKE MISTER WARRIOR HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Tells Mistah Warrior to take it easy::

[Guest Anglesault]

::SUPAHKICKS Colvid::

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Gets knocked out again, awakens, asks for help in finding my missing teeth::

[Guest The Superstar]

MISTER WARRIOR SAYS ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TELLS COLVID!!!!! IF YOU BELIEVE!!!!!! IN ALDOSTERONE AND YOU ARE A SUPERMANIAC!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL BE NOT UNINDESTRUCTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE I AM!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Anglesault]

::Is met with another SUPAHKICK~!::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::hands Colvin his teeth and gives him a spear::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Crystal goes for another spear and is SUPAHKICKED~!::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::stamps PEPSI APPROVED on CC's back::

[Guest CanadianChick]

DAMMIT! I LIKE COKE!

[Guest The Superstar]

MISTER WARRIOR SAYS ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SAYS THAT CALVIN SZECHSTEIN HAS THE INDESTRUCTIBILITUDE TO SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!!! HE DOES NOT NEED ALDOSTERONE BECAUSE HE IS TOTALITIFIEDLY ENDORSIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MISTER WARRIOR DOES A SUPERMANIAC COMEBACK!!!!!!!!!!! AND KICKS OUT AND RUNS BACKSTAGE!!!!!!! DANCING TO HIS MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Thanks Crystal for teeth, unthanks her for spear. Take THAT, Daddio, err Mommio, err I dunno::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Hit VS with the rolling B2B's and walks off with Crystal in his arms::

[Guest The Superstar]

MISTER WARRIOR SAYS ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TELLS MISTER ANGLESUALT WHO HAS NO ALDOSTERONE NOR NOT HAVING NO SUPERMANIACACITY TO LEAVE AND HAVE SEXUALITY WITH A TOOTHPICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Tells Mister Warrior to Simma Don Nah!!!::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::Slaps AS and then hits a SUPERKICK or her own::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Stephen Joseph wanders in from managing the greatest tag team of all time

 

...

 

Agnestrone? Aldostrone?

 

Suddenly, he realizes that this definitely proves HeldDown is smoking the crack...

 

he flees for greener pastures

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

:: on behalf of Totally Endorsed, we do not support crack . . . well unless our sponsors do::

[Guest The Superstar]

MISTER WARRIOR SAYS ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TELLS TEH SMALL POPPA THAT HE BEINGZ GAY AND HOMOFAGUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THAT IF HE HAD A PENIS OR SOME OTHER SORT OF GENITALIUM THAT HE WOULD REALIZE THAT HE SUCKS DA ASSCOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TAHT INTENSEZONE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY LACKING ALDOSTERONE AND THUS MAKING IT GAYIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MISTER WARRIOR THEN GIVES POPICK TEH SUPERMANIAC COMEBACK!!!!!!!!! AND WARRIOR KICKS OUT AND RUNS BACKSTAGE DANCING TO HIS MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::reminds Colvid that we support Pepsi, not Coke. We don't use cocaine, thusly.::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

why would the warrior kick out of his own move

 

unless he did it to himself

 

weird

[Guest Anglesault]

::Since it was a GIRLY KICK~!, AS catches it and locks Crystal in a SoNR!::

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::reminds Colvid that we support Pepsi, not Coke.  We don't use cocaine, thusly.::

:: Oh yes we do . . . thus who wants some delicious Taco Bell cinnamon twists?::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::Washes mouth with bleach::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::breaks up the SoNR for no real reason, hand AS a Pepsi and a gold Rolex. Use well, my son::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Hey, who the hell am I to turn down a watch?::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::Takes AS's watch, throws it on the ground, and steps on it!::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::puts his arm around Crystal and explains very slowly why you DON'T BREAK EXPENSIVE WATCHES.::

[Guest The Superstar]

MISTER WARRIOR SAYS ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TELLS THE CANADIAN DICK COCK THAT SHE BEINGZ NOT DESERVINGZ TO DESTROY TEH TIMEPIECE OF A FORMER TWO TIME CHAMPION!!!!!!!!! AND HE GIVES HER A SUPERMANIAC COMEBACK!!!!!! AND WARRIOR KICKS OUT AND RUNS BACKSTAGE DANCING TO HIS MUSIC AND TELLS SMALL POPPA TO SUCK IT 4:20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Guest CanadianChick]

::pouts::