The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::uses his powers to stop the bullets in midair like Neo in the Matrix::

 

I know Kung Fu

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose releases a plague of Locusts on the thread::

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

Ahhhhh you fight dirty, don't make me pull out my six pointed flame throwing, dirt eating, knife stabbing, bullet spouting, leg drop of doom working pen knife, safety one at that

 

well i thankyou

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::puts a gasmask on and sprays pesticide into the thread to kill the locusts::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::would like to take this time to pimp the Totally Endorsed Baseball Jersey. Coming soon: the TE hoodie!::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::would like to take this time to pimp the Totally Endorsed Baseball Jersey. Coming soon: the TE hoodie!::

that kicks way too many kinds of ass

[Guest CanadianChick]

::Thinks there should SO be a Crystal shirt::

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Marks WAY OUT!!!!!!!!!::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

No... this guy needs some Rando boxers and thongs for the ladies....

 

 

I'd SO buy Amazing Rando/Master of the Horizontal Bodylock boxers...

[Guest caboose]

::Still sleeping::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Marks for the TE jersey, agrees Crystal needs merchandise, and wonders WHERE THE FUCK THE MALIBU MERCH IS~!::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose wakes from h9is slumber, realises it's still dark and goes back to sleep::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::sees Caboose is asleep so he put's Caboose's hand in a bowl of warm water and sneaks away::

[Guest Kingpk]

The hell with that

 

::Tosses pot of boiling hot chili onto caboose::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Damnit I wanted to see him piss himself, but oh well.

 

::grates some cheese to top off the chili on Caboose::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Breaks out the tortilla chips::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Marks for the TE jersey, agrees Crystal needs merchandise, and wonders WHERE THE FUCK THE MALIBU MERCH IS~!::

Well it might be difficult selling your merchandise without Mark-Paul's face.

[Guest candie45]

::Gets a TE jersey and renovates it... candie style!::

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

hey caboose is getting cold, call for a re-heat

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose wakes up to find half the HeldDown roster ready to cannablaise his body! Caboose sitsup Undertaker style, lifts his right arm and his Cricket Bat flies into his hand Jedi Style! Caboose swings the Cricket Bat around the room once knocking everyone out and escapes vowing never to stay in the Five Seasons hotel again!::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Gets a TE jersey and renovates it... candie style!::

::Drools at thinking of what that means...::

[Guest SP-1]

:: Plays Evanescence over the arena sound system and does a Daredevil-like workout routine in the ring::

[Guest caboose]

::Adds 5kg for every rep SP does.

Eventually it gets too much...::

[Guest SP-1]

::collapses . . .

 

 

 

. . . but the POWER OF THE POET takes over! BAH GAWD HE'S HULKING OUT INTO A HOSS!::

 

 

 

 

 

 

::smashes caboose::

 

roar

[Guest caboose]

HEY! Only MISTER WARRIOR ROARS~!

 

::Blades to HULK POET~!'S smash::

[Guest SP-1]

::blades as self-punishment for stealing MISTER WARRIOR's roar::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose and SP donate blood having achieved '0.9 Muta'::

[Guest SP-1]

::growls in pride at the rating::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Snaps his fingers, allowing Lou Ferrigno to appear and bearhug SP until his eyes bug out.::

[Guest SP-1]

Too late, Malibu. Caboose defeated me in the other thread.

 

::blades for Lou::