The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest caboose]

::Reurns to his poker game, only to see Ninja #3 get a royal flush to Caboose's two pair! Caboose throws a tantrum and PollyCuts Ninja #7 by accident, and suddenly it's Caboose Vs. The Ninjas!...::

[Guest SP-1]

*nukes the arena. Everyone dies*

[Guest caboose]

::No-Sells the Nuke cos SP is being a dick::

 

And I mean that in the nicest possible way

[Guest RevEvil]

::my spirit inhabits SP's body. They called me a midget?::

[Guest SP-1]

I'm being a dick . . . why? Because I got fed up with bullshit?

 

Right. I guess that's only cool for the old guard to do.

[Guest caboose]

I'm being a dick . . . why?  Because I got fed up with bullshit?

 

Right.  I guess that's only cool for the old guard to do.

Did you not read what I said next?

 

And I mean that in the nicest possible way

 

Hey! AS has told us to stop this, so...

 

::Dropkicks SP into a CandyFloss stand::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Puts headphone on to block out the sounds of the POLITICS~! bah gawd.::

[Guest caboose]

::Offers Zack candyfloss...

 

Zack: Huh?

 

Caboose: You want some candyfloss?

 

Zack: What?

 

Caboose: CAN-DY-FLOSS?!

 

Zack: Louder!

 

Caboose: Screw it!

 

Caboose eats all the candyfloss himself::

 

Now thats a parody.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Listens to his music, trying to figure out why Caboose keeps shouting about Randy Moss.::

[Guest caboose]

::Zack removes his headphones

 

Caboose: I love Randy Moss!

 

Zack:Dude?!

 

Caboose: Ooops...

(Caboose hangs head in shame)::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Zack removed his headphones because he thought Caboose said something about Who's The Boss. Disappointed that he was wrong (and can not see a hot young Alyssa Milano, or the humor of Tony Danza) he continues on with his headphones still covering his ears.::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose tries to alert Zack to the elephant falling from the sky over Zack at fantasically rapid speed...::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Zack:"What do you mean you have elephantitis in your eyes?"

 

Caboose:"..."

[Guest caboose]

::Matrix slow-mo mode....

 

Caboose: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Zack: WWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Caboose dives and pushes Zack out of the way, but the elephant squashes SP in the CandyFloss cart!::

[Guest Angle-plex]

::AP walks into the thread for the last time::

 

::shoots self::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::...WITH A WATER GUN!::

 

::sighs relief that he saved Agnes' life.::

[Guest caboose]

What is it with people committing suicide and this thread?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Yeah, no shit. I didn't realize I drove people to that point.

 

New rule:NO MORE SUICIDE

[Guest caboose]

New Rule (b)

 

No killing Caboose off!

 

::Stares suspiciously at Popick::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::kills some bugs::

 

PESTICIDE~!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Throws bulletproof vest to Caboose.::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::plays "I See Right Through To You" as loud as possible and begins the One And Only Club Malibu Thread::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::plays "I See Right Through To You" as loud as possible and begins the One And Only Club Malibu Thread::

::MARKS THE FUCK OUT~!::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Hello out there all you lovely people...I am your MC...DJ Randoooooooooo...Welcoming you to another non-stop party here at Club Malibu... on tap for the next hour I got some Rave Method, a little bit of Amber, DJ Infinity, Kylie Minogue and if you are lucky you just might hear some Flock Of Seagulls as Club Malibu goes RETRO~!

 

 

And tonight is ladies night... all ladies get a free lesson in the Horizontal Bodylock from YOUR DJ Randooooooooo...

 

::Rando goes turntabling::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Dances, and requests that DJ Rando bust out "All Or Nothing" at some point, just so Zack get show off his vocal skills (not really).::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

YOUR DJ Rando doesn't take requests.... but since it's your thread....

 

::busts out the request::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::sings::

 

"Cuz I want it Alllllllllllll...or nothing at all..."

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::claps and tries to avoid throwing up...cause it's HIS THREAD, people::

 

Good job.....ahem....really....

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Makes Andre the Midget sit on Rando's face::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

no sells the midget ass and plays some KYLIE~!