The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::hands Crystal one Rolex. One. Make it last.::

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS' lawyer, Clarence MASon, nails Crystal with sledge and sues her for the cost of the watch plus emotional damage::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::Sues AS's lawyer for assault::

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS points out that the boss clause extends to his lawyer. Crystal's lawsuit is droped::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

**has a santa claus**

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PRESENTS FOR ALL~!

[Guest RevEvil]

::sues CC for giving him a boner::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::kicks ATM in the junk::

 

How's it feelin now?

[Guest RevEvil]

::Now Parka's giving him a boner::

[Guest SP-1]

I suggest we'learn to love ourselves before it's made illegal.

 

:goes berserker and destroys everyone in sight with a chair::

[Guest RevEvil]

::farts::

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Sprays thread with a fart extinguisher::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Comes in, clothespin on his nose, grabs Andre and turns him so that his ass faces out to the HeldDOWN heels...::

 

"Say hello to my little friend!"

 

::Sprays heels with midget fartness.::

[Guest caboose]

::Is seen buying Ice Cream in a local K-Mart::

[Guest candie45]

::is feeling the effects of the midget fart. Thanks, Zack! ::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::debates shielding Candie... then decides the better of it, grabs the TEmobile, and offers his TEammate a ride.::

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Jumps in the backseat, breathing through your mouth all day is no way to live life::

[Guest candie45]

::accepts the ride, and hops in the TEmobile... she likes breathing clear air::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(cries that Candie was on the board yet not on AIM)

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Hands Kotz a tissue.::

 

"To dry his eyes, not for what you're thinking, mister!"

[Guest caboose]

::Likes chocalate ice cream::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Eats cookie dough ice cream, while reflecting on PK's possible new gimmick ::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*marks out for PK: Petey Jester*

[Guest Anglesault]

::Hits Zack with the RB2Bs. He lands right on caboose::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Calls AAA to tow AS' house away.::

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS, Zack, a ref and a half dozen spectators, all covered in Malibu's blood, stumble into the thread from the booking feedback brawl. AS nails Zack in his 3.4 Muta cut with another sledge shot::

[Guest caboose]

::Angry that AS made Caboose drop his Ice Cream.

Caboose calls The Patriot and Mr America on his 'Caboose Phone'.

AS stops attacking people and enjoys a threesome with the other 'American Heroes'::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Marks for the return of an ORIGINAL~! In Crowd member. Yes, The Patriot is back!::

 

*sees WHAT Patriot is doing. Turns away in disgust. Pukes. Tells Caboose he needs a beer.*

[Guest RevEvil]

::Acids drops Zack::

[Guest caboose]

::Pimp Drops Rev through a glass ceiling::

[Guest What?]

::LEMON DROPS for ALL!::

 

 

::Dances...then hits the Sliced Bread #3 on ATM...off the first turnbuckle....uhh...::