The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest RevEvil]

::pins Caboose..1..2..3 six count! ..4..5..6 ::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Does the trademark "Time Out" from Saved By The Bell, freezing everyone in the scene. Takes Andre The Midget and sells him as a lawn gnome.::

[Guest RevEvil]

Hey midgets are people too. ::Bites Zack's dick::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Wonders why in the hell he'd admittedly, and under his own will power, bite Zack's dick. Runs.::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose's 'Rafter Sense' is tingling, and Caboose also gets up and runs off in fear off having his dick bitten off!::

[Guest SP-1]

caboose, did you get my PM?

 

::blades::

[Guest RevEvil]

Caboose, did you get my acid drop?

 

::acid drops Caboose::

 

I guess so.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Throws a rope around Andre's neck, ties the other end to someone's bumper, and watches the midget get dragged across creation.::

[Guest RevEvil]

::However, ATM had a great-great-great-great-great-great granfather who was black, so Zack is charged with a hate crime.::

[Guest caboose]

::Kicks low on Rev, grabs him by the face, places him in a box, seals the box, addresses it to IntenseZone, and sends it off::

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

::Jimmy "The" Beard grabs the box and yanks it back to the arena, apologises too Caboose and explains the midget dosn't deserve to goto IZ with out a good old fashioned slapperfon on the midgets ass::

[Guest Masked Man]

Masked Man comes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inside of Zack Malibu

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

's thread. It is comfortable in here, although the feathers could use some heroin space to masturbate.

[Guest candie45]

::enters

 

reads MM's post

 

has no words

 

leaves::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Speaking of come, I heard this great joke about a guy in a car today...

 

nevermind.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

Was it a Ford car?

 

(singing) If you haven't looked at Ford lately . . . look again! (/singing)

 

THANK YOU!

[Guest RevEvil]

::would bite the beard's dick, but he can't find it::

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

::stares down the Midget shaking his head, Everyone knows you can't find a dick when your standing next to one, anyway it's a penis, proper english please. Pulls off a bish bash bosh and sends the midget to hell::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Takes out an electric razor and shaves The Beard.::

[Guest caboose]

::Jimmy Beard is now Jimmy Stubble!::

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

::The Beard screams in agony, I FEEL SO NAKED::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Enlists Jimmy Beard in a Nudist Colony.::

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

Good Call zack just what i needed a quick break in a nudist colony full of naked birds mmmmmmmmmmmmm chicks in my hands

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Zack clarifies it's an all MALE nudist colony.::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Walks up to Stubble::

 

"Hey, glad you joined. We're playing ping pong in a few minutes."

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

::hears of all male nudist colony and thinks better of making lewd comment::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Whispers to IDRM that the OAOAST is LIVE AND UNCENSORED~! so he can say what he wishes...::

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

::turns on "It's Raining Men" and dances::

 

::decides this is just a little bit too gay::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

IDRM.... Able To Carry A Broomstick to a 5* Fuck...

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Reads Rando's post, and does a spit take.::

[Guest candie45]

::walks in only to find naked men yelling and pointing at the "males only" sign. Runs::