The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest TheBlackerScorpion]

::The BlackerScorpion does not want an admirer who once spent time in a rehab clinic as that shows WEAKNESS, TBS spits at Caboose in disgust and slinks away::

[Guest caboose]

Okay, now I know who you are.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Okay, now I know who you are.

Care to fill me in, my faithful friend?

 

::Makes the new location of the thread an abandoned wharehouse, filled with chairs, tables, barbed wire, lighttubes...any and all hardcore props. Invites everyone from hD~! to enter "Malibu's 99 Ways To Die" tournament. The next 99 posts in the thread should feature the most creative, brutal highspots imaginable. The winner gets...um...ah hell it's just a post-whoring excuse!::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::takes two light tubes and tries to play TheBlackerScorpion like a drum, but the tubes keep breaking before he can finish his drum solo...so he keeps grabbing more...better sit tight this is a 20 minute drum solo!::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Since LPYC won him over with the HILARIOUS "Brawl at the Wal" skits, takes a seat and watches the action. Don't believe me?..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm watching you!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::for the big finale I climb to the rafters and jump off with a huge light tube smash::

 

::bows::

 

Thank you!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Claps approvingly. Suddenly EMERIL~! runs into the thread.::

 

"Let's kick it up a notch!"

[Guest candie45]

Emeril!

 

::orders food::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::Clocks Emeril with a frying pan then drop toe holds him onto a heated stove...face first. Goes all Vic Mackey on him, burning his face::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Snaps his fingers and a flood of waiters come out of nowhere. They seat Zack and Candie down for a nice meal.::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::realizes everyone's eating...so he sits down for a nice meal too.....before one of the waiters tries to attack so he grabs a chair wrapped in barb wire and takes out the waiter...who is revealed to be......Bob Barker??::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::PO'd that people are interupting his meal, grabs Barker and drags him away from the table. Zack takes two chairs, lays light tubes across them, then lays a table across the top of the chairs (so that the back part of the chair is holding it up), has the chef light the table on fire and then powerbombs Bob through it~! Adam Sandler runs in, says "The price is WRONG, BITCH!" and runs off again.::

[Guest TheBlackerScorpion]

::The Blacker Scorpion scoops up a peice of the broken flaming table and grabs Zack from behind and tries to gouge out his eyes.::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Slides out, sticks the flaming piece of table in TBS' pants, then backsuplexes him on lighttube shrapnel.::

[Guest caboose]

::Bitch slaps Zack for trying to be Fred Durst!::

 

J/K

[Guest TheBlackerScorpion]

::TBS licks the blood off his face and grabs Zack by his hair and pulls out a pair of scissors and gets ready to destroy his precious hair::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose attacks TheBlackerScorpion with his Cricket Bat from behind. Caboose locks TBS in the back of his car and pushes it off a cliff::

[Guest TheBlackerScorpion]

::TheBlackerScorpion struggles free of the car and begins to swim towards shore.::

 

TBS: You can't stop me so easily Caboose. I have a goal and I always accomplish my goals. You're one of HIS friends and that means if I have to use you to draw him out, I'll be glad too.

[Guest Kingpk]

::Lays out a gnome welcoming party for TBS when he gets to shore::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Bitch slaps Zack for trying to be Fred Durst!::

 

J/K

EVERY time I have a backwards hat on in a pic, someone says that, lol.

 

I hate being compared to that jackininny. Though I don't mind the fact that I'm mistaken for a guy who's bopped Christina AND Britney.

[Guest caboose]

::Bitchslaps Zack again for making me have to scroll across the page!::

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

::The Beard has happily been away for the nite playing with his hoes::

[Guest caboose]

Jimmy's Hoes:

AND

[Guest TheBlackerScorpion]

::Lays out a gnome welcoming party for TBS when he gets to shore::

TBS: NOT THE GNOMES

 

::Flees::

[Guest What?]

::wraps his foot in barbed wire and glues glass shrapnel to it as well...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BAKERKICKS!~ THEBLACKERSCORPION!~....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THEN BAKERKICKS!~ ZACK MALIBU!~::

 

 

Trick asses got Played!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Stumbles in drunk after the Stevie B. Concert.::

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

::the Beard Hits his coverted move the bish bash bosh on michael Schumacher::

 

he hasn't got the jaw line that is coulthard, he's cut

[Guest caboose]

Yeah but Michael has a wonky jaw!

[Guest What?]

::listens to Stevie Ray Vaughn...cries because this god of guitar is dead::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

:Changes the CD to some FREESTYLE~! Sings.::

 

"I remember when we first started

You came to me, and you were broken hearted.

I took you in and wiped all the tears away,

I gave you lovin', more than any other gave.

Don't you know, I'm the one, and I love you girl

I don't care what they say, you know you are my world.

Come back home to the one who loves you more and more...

So you see, it was me you were searching for.

 

Spring Love, come back tooooo meeeee..."

 

::Looks around. Gets blank stares. Except for Dames, who marks out.::