The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest TheBlackerScorpion]

::andre is nailed to the floor. TBS comes to him and starts decorating him like an Xmas tree.::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Andre refuses to fight back, turning the other cheek::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Is probably one of few who recognize Peter North. Not that he OWNS any of those films...::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose is sunbathing in his back garden::

[Guest the holy grail]

Hello Everybody just like to introduce myself and look forward to having some fun.

 

I'll just keep it nice and short!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Introduces THG to the thread with the dreaded OAOAST HAZING RITUALS~! For starters, Zack duct tapes THG to a bench, and puts on a Barry Manilow CD, then leaves the room.::

[Guest the holy grail]

::THG is amazed he couldn't even struggle to stop ZM from placing him on a bench, but is amused by Mr Manilow and his Coca Cobanna::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose switches the cd's and instead of Barry Manilow, THG has to listen to Kenny G::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Tars and feathers THG.::

[Guest the holy grail]

::can't help but think i should have run away earlier::

[Guest caboose]

::Kicks THG in balls for being stupid::

[Guest the holy grail]

::Raises hand in the air, and signals towards paramedic::

 

THG seems to be in alot of pain

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose points and laughs::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Shakes his head that Jimmy Beard would be so dumb to come back twice during the mods "witch hunt" of TSM trolls.::

[Guest caboose]

What can I say, my room mate is not the sharpest tool in the box.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Laughs that Caboose called Jimmy a tool.::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Pedro Roma introduces the world to the new ATM, who acid drops Caboose::

[Guest RevEvil]

::The new ATM nails Zack with the dreaded doublepost::

[Guest candie45]

::wishes she could execute the double post like that::

[Guest RevEvil]

::pulls down candie's pants::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Avoids his brand getting a sexual harrassment suit by pulling Andre's pants UP. MEGA WEDGIE~!::

[Guest TheBlackerScorpion]

::Picks up the midget and drops him on Zacks groin.::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::parties like there is no tomorrow::

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

::enjoys the crotch references::

 

::gets drunk, falls down the stairs::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Gives IDRM a pair of crotches due to the injury he got falling down the stairs.::

 

(yes, I know what I said...)

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

best pun ever

[Guest Kingpk]

::Walks into thread wearing the 24/7 Title........and nothing else::

 

Sorry, laundry day.

[Guest RevEvil]

::pins kingpk and takes the title.::

[Guest Kingpk]

HEY! Just when I was about to go to the dryer.

 

::Trips up Andre and pins to get the title back. Stuffs him in the hamper with his underwear worn during a Taco Bell eating contest to make sure he don't get any more idears::

[Guest candie45]

::comes in with her basket of clothes and does everyone justice by tossing kingpk a pair of her shorts::

 

Hey, it's all I've got.