The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Being that everyone is raving about X2, Zack gains the powers of ICEMAN~! and makes a sheet of ice for the car to land on. Zack then goes down to where the car is, using his ice powers to create a path there. Caboose slowly peeks his head out of the window, and wonders how the fuck this is happening.::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Since it's Toonces driving, the car slides on the ice and off another cliff::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose punches the driver and throws him out of the car to his imminent death! Caboose pulls on the steering wheel, but it isn't a plane, so Caboose presses a button on his shoulder and a harness lowers from the rafters! Caboose attaches himself and lifts to safety!

 

Comic Bookstore guy: Caboose is outside! Where did the rope come from!?? WORST. BOND. ESCAPE. EVER.

 

Everyone: Shut up!::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::An anvil falls on Comic Book Guys head! Only a true God, a man who can fly amongst the clouds would have been able to spare Caboose's life AND wipe out the cynical fatman. Who is he, you ask?::

 

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FRANK STALLONE~!

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose thanks Frank, and they go for a drink in the local pub::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Stallone celebrates his vanquishing of the fat guy, but gets beaned by a film canister thrown by....

 

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TV's FRANK~~~~~!!!!!!!!! OH, IT'S ON, BITCH!!!!!!

[Guest caboose]

::Everybody: OH FUCK!!::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Saves the thread from FRANK ON FRANK ACTION~ by doing the only thing he can think of...::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

POST A PIC OF HIMSELF~!

[Guest caboose]

ARGH! It hurts my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest caboose]

::To fight off the unholiness of Zack's picture, Caboose Has no choice but to bust out a PICTURE OF HIS OWN BEARD~!:

 

 

Take that Zack Malibu and Jimmy Beard!::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Does a double take, as Caboose's beard reminds Zack of a friend he has here, when he doesn't shave.::

[Guest caboose]

Well that beard is actually a year old. All I have now is a chin covered in hair.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Puts a halt to the facial hair talk by, uh...um...doing...something. Yeah, that's it.::

[Guest caboose]

::Kicks a hobo::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Realizes that the hobo is former WWF Star TATANKA! Is unable to save Caboose from the dreaded Tomahawk Chop!::

[Guest Some Guy]

::Somekicks everyone in the junk::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Throws Tatanka in the way of SG's errant kicks. Zack ain't takin' NO shots to the junk!::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose kicks Some Guy in the junk, but realising SG has no junk, Caboose walks away::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Offers the drunken and now impotent Tatanka some cheese.::

[Guest Some Guy]

::Caboose kicks Some Guy in the junk, but realising SG has no junk, Caboose walks away::

::SG has PLENTY of junk, he ain't no faggy talking Brit::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose kicks Some Guy in the junk, but realising SG has no junk, Caboose walks away::

::SG has PLENTY of junk, he ain't no faggy talking Brit::

::I maintain that you have no 'junk, and I am not a fag::

[Guest Some Guy]

::I maintain that I have junk and you have a faggy British accent::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Decides that Caboose and Some Guy need to settle this like REAL MEN~!::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

::HOPSCOTCH COMPETITON~!::

[Guest SP-1]

::can't take it anymore, goes on a rampage, smashing people with chairs::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Frank dons a Tank Top and blasts SP::

 

 

Don't fuck with Frank.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::laughs for no reason::

[Guest caboose]

::Hey I don't have a faggy British Accent, I don't even have a British Accent full stop! For whatever reason I sound like I'm from Toronto!

 

But I maintain you have no junk!

 

Caboose lands on 7...::

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

::I maintain that I have junk and you have a faggy British accent::

The beard didn't want to interupt the flow of such a great characterismic bonding session between all the guys but that comment was a low blow, just like china was the best at, anyway caboose does have a faggy english accent hes from poofy lecistershire

 

::the beard looks at cabooses beard and is quitely confident he will never ever be as good as the the beards Beard::

[Guest TheBlackerScorpion]

::hits "the beard" with a baseball bat and then lies in wait for any one else stupid enough to fool with the BLACKERSCORPION::

[Guest caboose]

::Admires TheBlackerScorpions work::

 

Hey Beard, at least I'm not a Pikey Cockney. And why call yourself 'The 'Beard' when you can't grow facial hair for real?