The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

It's all the same when you wash it down with Canadian beer.

[Guest CanadianChick]

*ears perk up*

 

Canadian beer? Where?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Here!

 

::Throws CC Canadian beer and they proceed to laugh at r-train.::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose dreads the moment of excretion as he is digested by CWM...::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::CWM relieves himself, and Caboose becomes a stool sample.::

[Guest caboose]

::You could say the secrets in the sauce...::

[Guest Kingpk]

Hey, if CWM ate Stephen Joseph and excreted him, would that be a holy shit?

 

*Rimshot* *laugh track*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

boo

[Guest caboose]

That is terrible.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Man, that would make Popick feel shitty, no?

 

*ZING*

[Guest caboose]

The jokes around here are getting really crappy.

 

*Ba Dum Che...*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

After all these bathroom breaks, no one will be able to kick the shit out of CWM ever again~!

 

Speaking of...damn CWM, you eating too many bran muffins or something?

[Guest caboose]

Yep, CWM is built like the proverbial brick shit house.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

He's putting up with a lot of shit today.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Sorry, it's not the bran muffins it's the tree bark.

 

it's rather tasty.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

You're eating tree bark? What a SAP!

 

*ba doom bish*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i'd make a lame comeback to continue this train of thought BUT...

 

*Puffy tailed dog shoots Zack*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::dodges bullet Matrix style.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*zack dodges himself right into the spear tossed by the fluffy tailed squirrel*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Jumps up, dodges that. Gets Rocky from Rocky & Bullwinkle to fly in and do battle with Evil Squirrel.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*rocky turns heel*

[Guest What?]

NOOOOO! NOT ROCKY!!

 

 

::actually doesn't care...AT ALL!::

[Adam 0]

:: Rocky hits Bullwinkle with a Shooting Star Press ::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM attacks Chosun One with a rubber chicken...hilarity insues*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::throws a rubber duck at CWM::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose shoots the rubber duck!

 

Caboose: What do you mean we aren't playing Duck Hunt and that isn't a NES its a rock?::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Throws barrells at Caboose like Donkey Kong.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Watches Zack slip on a Banana peel*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::backflips::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

but the rest of Zack doesn't flip. Doctors perform life or death surgery to put Zack's back back in place. Somehow they out it in backwards...hilarity ensues