The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Throws banana peel in Caboose's path. Hilarity ensues.::

[caboose 0]

::Then someone drops a piano on Zack...::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::A small cloud of dust rises, a la Wile E. Coyote. From under the piano, Zack shakes his fist at Caboose.::

[caboose 0]

::Meep Meep::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*shoots Caboose*

 

CWM:Dodge that mother fucker

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Throws frisbee at CWM.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*catches frisbee*

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Spears CWM.::

 

ULTIMATE FRISBEE, BITCH!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM walks by Zack who seems to be wrestling with a manaquin.*

 

CWM: Ah, I see the CWM manequin 2992 works still*

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Rocket launches mannequin onto CWM. Tells him to go fuck himself. Literally!::

[caboose 0]

::Caboose dodges bullet Matrix Style::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Rocket launches mannequin onto CWM. Tells him to go fuck himself. Literally!::

CWM: why do that when Allison does it for me?

[caboose 0]

::Caboose returns a leper's gimmick to him...::

 

Who gets the reference. Its a shit one, but who gets it?

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Rocket launches mannequin onto CWM.  Tells him to go fuck himself.  Literally!::

CWM: why do that when Allison does it for me?

CWM, buddy. Pal.

 

Alison LEFT ZACK A MONTH AGO.

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Caboose returns a leper's gimmick to him...::

 

Who gets the reference. Its a shit one, but who gets it?

Naz "stole this gimmick from a leper". I win.

[caboose 0]

I told you it was a shit reference.

 

::Hits Zack with miscellaneous weapon::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Has been selling all night.::

[caboose 0]

2 minutes short of a day for Zack's selling...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Rocket launches mannequin onto CWM.  Tells him to go fuck himself.  Literally!::

CWM: why do that when Allison does it for me?

CWM, buddy. Pal.

 

Alison LEFT ZACK A MONTH AGO.

Yeah well I'm the reason she left you.

 

One you go lumberjack you...well you know.

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Rocket launches mannequin onto CWM.  Tells him to go fuck himself.  Literally!::

CWM: why do that when Allison does it for me?

CWM, buddy. Pal.

 

Alison LEFT ZACK A MONTH AGO.

Yeah well I'm the reason she left you.

 

One you go lumberjack you...well you know.

Once you go lumberjack you'd rather snort crack?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

no that's if you go preppy

[caboose 0]

Once you go Lumberjack, you back the Mack?

 

Once you go preppy, you lose your will to live?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Once you go prep, you never take another step?

 

Eh, I prefer the age old "Once you go Zack, you never go back". Simple, yet effective. And true.

[caboose 0]

Once you try Caboose, Everyone will call you loose...

 

hmmm

[Zack Malibu 0]

Slut.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Slaps Zack and pulls his hair*

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Joey Styles runs in...::

 

CATFIGHT! CATFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*pulls down Zack's pants to reveal his...pantiess?!!*

 

CWM: Ew Dude. Just Ew.

 

Zack: it's strictly a comfort thing man.

 

CWM: You,SS and Agnes need to form the panties brigade.

[Zack Malibu 0]

*pulls down Zack's pants to reveal his...pantiess?!!*

 

CWM: Ew Dude. Just Ew.

 

Zack: it's strictly a comfort thing man.

 

CWM: You,SS and Agnes need to form the panties brigade.

What, you don't like my Marvel Comics boxers? It's the THING, dude!

[caboose 0]

::Caboose reconsiders his spot in the Mafia following Zack's revelations and CWM attempts at stripping Zack::