The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose sleeps with Mandy Moore, beating Zack to the punch and mentally destroying K Money...::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Gets pissed and takes this love triangle to the LSD folder for airing of dirty laundry.::

[Guest What?]

HA! You think you all slept with Mandy, but you didn't! HA!

 

 

 

The real Mandy Moore is by my side at ALL times! HA!

 

 

::hits the Sliced Bread #3 on Caboose and Zack::

 

The thought of the queen of purity being with either of you two...Lazy and Arrogant low lifes...it makes me laugh!

 

 

Ha...Ha Ha Ha...Ha...

 

 

 

See?

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose and Zack laugh at K Money's severe case of denial...::

[Adam 0]

:: slaps K-Money for being in denial ::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Is too busy chasing fluffy tailed dog that he first encountered in NHB several days ago to care*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Is...SINGLE?::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*stops Chasing fluffy tailed dog long enough to give Zack some advice*

 

CWM: Go get stinking drunk

 

*starts chasing fluffy tailed dog again*

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose continues to bang Mandy Moore's brains out...

She's my new beautiful wife!::

 

Who gets the reference?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM stops chasing the Fluffy tailed dog long enough to wonder why Caboose is banging Rosanne Barr while she wears a Mandy Moore mask.*

 

CWM: WHATSUPWITDAT?

 

*CWM goes back to chasing the fluffy tailed dog*

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose stops banging Mandy Moore for a second...

 

Caboose: Dude you are sick, thats not even funny...

 

Caboose looks down.

 

Caboose: ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Caboose runs away fast...::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Wouldn't even use Roseanne as a rebound lay. Poor Caboose.::

[Guest caboose]

::IT BURNS!!!!!!! I CAN'T GET RIDD OF THE SMELL!!!!!! I THINK I'M MENTALLY SCARRED!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU CWM!!!! DAMN YOU TO LUMBERJACK HELLLLL!!!!!!!::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

heh

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose shoots the fluffy tailed dog::

[Guest What?]

::leads the real Mandy Moore to the honeymoon suite::

 

 

 

Hehe...You KNOW it!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Caboose shoots the fluffy tailed dog::

*CWM starts crying...until he sees a fluffy tailed cat*

 

CWM: SCORE!

 

*starts chasing fluffy tailed cat*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Sends pig out in place of the cat. CWM pulls a Homer Simpson by playing with it's tail...::

 

CWM:"Curly...straight...curly...straight..."

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM gets bored. Eats the pig*

[Adam 0]

:: sits back and drinks a beer, with his A-TEAM T-Shirt on ::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Relaxes on a bean bag, and watches Hang Time reruns.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Dude...HANG TIME?!?

 

*CWM loses respect for Zack*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Uh...uh...*switches channel.::

 

CWM:"ZACK!? DESIGNING WOMEN!?"

 

CWM and Zack fight over the remote.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Clunks Zack over the head with the remote and puts it on LUMBERJACK CHALLANGE~!!1*

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose brings the nachos as CWM salivates over the latest in Lumberjack fashion...

 

...The WATERPROOF-FIRE RETRADENT-LIGHTNING RESISTANT-LUMBERJACKET!::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM watches the show and drinks beer...canadian of course.*

 

CWM: You ready for tonight man?

 

Caboose: Hell yeah...just don't get drunk and pass out, i'd hate to carry you through the whole night.

 

CWM: Aw...

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose wakes up smelling of beer... canadian of course::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM wakes up and sniffs caboose*

 

CWM: Man...you either drank american or you pissed yourself...and I don't see no Budweiser empties...

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Zack throws a bucket of water on Caboose to wash away the stench.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CWM: NO ZACK THAT'S NOT WATER IT'S MY...

 

*Zack tosses the contents on Caboose*

 

CWM: PUKE BUCKET!