The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose is a tad pissed off now::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Caboose is a tad pissed off now::

You smell like it .

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose hangs his head in shame::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM decides to cheer up Caboose by giving him a gift. looking around quickly he reaches into Zack's bag looking for something to jac...borrow*

 

CWM: OMG WTF!?! Ew

 

*CWM pulls out a "Slightly" sticky magazine with Rosy O'Donell on the cover*

 

CWM: Zack you gotta be really fucking desperate man.

[Guest caboose]

::Um, that was your bag CWM, and it isn't Rosy O'Donnel. It's John Goodman::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Looks down at bag where someone has scrawled "CWM" on the side."

 

CWM: Wait a sec...

 

*rubs away CWM to reveal the hidden owner's name*

 

CWM:...Superstar?...you'd think he'd have taken his shit with him when he left.

 

Caboose: No way that's Supershit's.

 

CWM: OH YEAH?

 

*CWM reaches in and pulls out a razor and leg wax.*

 

Caboose: damn...

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Defends the honor of his little brother by using the shaving cream to douse Caboose and CWM.::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose and CWM seem perplexed as to why Zack got all defensive about the leg wax...::

[Guest Kingpk]

Guess Zack enjoys having smooth legs.

 

::Settles in to watch Sox vs. Rangers::

 

You guys in?

[Adam 0]

:: watches Australia vs. Bangladesh in the cricket instead ::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Watches...computer screen*

 

 

I have no tv here.

[Guest Kingpk]

Oh well, you guys missed some history.

 

::Now REALLY wants to work at ESPN after that Inside Sportcenter special::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Lives in RI, so has to like the Sox, right? Right?

 

EH EH...YANKEES, BAYBEE~!::

[Adam 0]

:: just sits back and watches the footy::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Footies? You mean those one piece pajamas with the feet that I had when I was a kid? Those ROCKED~!

[Guest Masked Man]

Ignore!

Edited August 2, 2003 by Masked Man

[Guest ShooterJay]

Too bad you're on the OTHER show MM.

[Guest Masked Man]

Nevermind.

Edited August 2, 2003 by Masked Man

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose contemplates his next move as he plays his pet Meer Cat at chess::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM knocks the board over and wrestles with the meer cat.*

 

...

 

 

*CWM is obviously drunk*

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose grins because his pet Meer Cat was winning...

 

...SUDDENLY the fluffy tailed dog makes a run-in with a metal chair and takes out CWM!

 

JR: BY GAWD WE ARE ALL DOOMED NOW!::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Uses EWR to book a Fluffy-Tailed Dog/CWM/Meer Cat triple threat hardcore match::

 

Dames only gave it **1/2?! What the fuck is THAT all about?!

[Guest caboose]

::**1/2! WTF?

 

Caboose rebooks it to a Meer Cat/Fluffy Tailed Dog Vs. Caboose/CWM...

 

...1/4*!

 

Thats better::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Throws Goldberg into the mix::

 

-***!! There we go.

[Guest caboose]

::Throws the Dream Machines in there to job...

 

-*****~!::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Throws caboose into a meat grinder::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

You're right. The crowd would hate seeing us job so it wouldn't go over well.

 

They love us!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Buys Dream Machines shirt::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Throws caboose into a meat grinder::

*****

[Guest caboose]

::CWM eats Caboose meat::

 

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