LaParkaYourCar Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 ::keeps telling himself that the "real" legend will come::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 I was living on man cream Looking for a boner Scouring the world For just the right one Then I found the perfect size I undid my zipper The Search Is Over I'll be at this for a while -Parody of "The Search Is Over", dedicated to, well, you know.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 "It's the... eye of the tiger when Bob cums in your eye, rising up to the challenge of Frank's semen!" ::nails Kotz in the back of the head with the ring bell for saying that:: Aww, you've made him sad! Give 'im a kiss!
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 If Frank Stallone comes to the ring riding Mike Sander's Pony I'll mark out. ::thinks about how that sounded:: Nevermind...
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 How could I convince him That my kiddie dick as real Who am I to blame him For trying to cop a feel I am always moaning He was just a boy I knew I took him for granted Now these VDs are real I was living for his cream Loving his small boner Taking on his load That was just my style Now I look into his eyes I can see my semen The search is over We'll be in bed for a while Can this last forever Until his dick falls off Sometimes we just play doctor I turn my head and cough He follows right behind me An impatient anal fuck Till he came to his senses His dick brings me good luck I was living for his cream Loving his small boner Taking on his load That was just my style Now I look into his eyes I can see my semen The search is over We'll be in bed for a while Now my fingers stretch Around his member Up and down the shaft Broken condoms Lie victim Of the night A good fuck He finally struck My ass with his kid dick Every orgasm leads him back to me Now at last he holds me All is said and done The fuck has come full circle Our semen pools as one So if he ever loved me Show me that he gives a damn We'll know for certain They men we really are I was living for his cream Loving his small boner Taking on his load That was just my style Then I held your hand I could feel my semen The search is over Love was right before my eyes
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 If Frank Stallone comes to the ring riding Mike Sander's Pony I'll mark out. ::thinks about how that sounded:: Nevermind... ***MARKS OUT***
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 ::hits a fisherman's buster on Rando:: Don't turn this into another lyrics thread man.......this is the OAOZMT!!
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 those were parody lyrics...and I had to do it because that is one of my favorite songs... I wasn't planning on doing it again
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 ::Does community service by selling Frank shirts outside the arena.::
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 ::buys a Frank shirt:: Hey what can I say......chicks dig Frank! ::proceeds to choke out Rando with the shirt:: Plus it makes a good weapon
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 ::Invites Frank to attend any OAOAST show he wishes. Frank=ratings.::
Guest Kingpk Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 Fuck that Frank, I got a better Frank: TV's Frank!!
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 ::marks out for TV's Frank. PK and I hit a Deep Sleep on Zack::
Guest Kingpk Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 ::Proposes the "Fight to Find Out the First-Rate Fabulous Frank" to take place at LA::
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 TV's Frank is part of the OAOAST now too?? Or are you fighting Frank Stallone at LA now?
Guest Kingpk Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 Uh, no. I'm actually getting Frank Stallone and Frank Coniff to appear at LA to fight to the death. Should sell a few more tickets.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 PK, if you wanna write that up as a comedy seg, go for it! ::Double clotheslines the DM's::
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 ::the clothesline folds Parka up like an accordian on the mat::
Guest Kingpk Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 PK, if you wanna write that up as a comedy seg, go for it! ::Double clotheslines the DM's:: Well, if you are just going to clothesline me over it, then maybe I'll just forget about the whole thing. ::Blasts Zack with the turret on his Tank Top:: Eh, I'll write it, but blame Zack if it sucks since he inspired me. ::Blasts Zack again::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 But PK, I'm not your inspiration... FRANK is inspiration, baby!
Guest SP-1 Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 ::enters the thread, voice a little tired and body alot tired from ROCKING OUT~! at the Evanescence show! After being that close to their lead singer, SP thinks he's in love but decides to sleep before he falls into the stupid, hormonal trap of falling in love with the lead singer of a famous band who is way hot and he'll never see any closer than 50 feet away:: ::Laughs at Zack because he got to see the show:: And yes, Mister Malibu. They owned the stage. The best part? In the middle of the set they broke out ZERO by Smashing Pumpkins as a cover. Hells yeah. And to stay on thread topic . . . ::BELT SHOT to LPYC!!::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 ::Sobs heavily. Zack wanted to rock out and see the hot singer too!!::
Guest RevEvil Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 I'm back bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 ::Dribbles the midget like a basketball.:: "Anyone up for some one on one?"
Guest What? Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 ::BAKERKICKS!~ the midget into the hoop, then BAKERKICKS!~ Zack! OMG!::
Guest MillenniumMan831 Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 ::Applies Tongan Death Grip on K-Money::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 ::Wonders why Superstar has seemingly taken on a mime gimmick::
Recommended Posts