LaParkaYourCar Posted April 25, 2003 Report Posted April 25, 2003 ::busts PK out of jail and then grabs a billy club and beats the snot out of ATM::
Guest MillenniumMan831 Posted April 25, 2003 Report Posted April 25, 2003 ::Sells a POUNDING headache from the rocket launcher . . . Puts out fire with an official ADT fire extinguisher just in time to salvage some of it:: ::Takes his C and goes home (pouting all the way):: ::Works on a best of Totally Endorsed Coliseum Video::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 25, 2003 Report Posted April 25, 2003 ::Wires the TE Headquarters so that whenever Colvid turns on one of his precious videos, Air Supply's "All Out Of Love" booms throughout the building, nonstop.::
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted April 25, 2003 Report Posted April 25, 2003 ::What Zack doesn't realize is that Totally Endorsed painted his house to look like the TE headquarters.:: ::Walks back to the real TE headquarters, four miles to the east of the Burger King on 106 and Park. TE likes Burger King.::
Guest MillenniumMan831 Posted April 25, 2003 Report Posted April 25, 2003 ::Mmmmm Double Whoppers . . . Colvid needs to wash this down with a delicious Diet Coke (thumbs up), Daddio!::
Guest Kingpk Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 ::Since he used to work at a BK, serves up unlimited Double Whoppers to Colvid. KILLING THROUGH CHOLESTEROL!!::
Guest What? Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 ::walks into BK with his NEW NWA/UPW/Zero-One Jr. Heavyweight Title belt around his waist...orders a Whopper.... TO THE X-TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!~!~!!::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 ::Crashes a car through the window of the BK,and hurls Chicken McNuggets at the patrons and employees.::
Guest What? Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 ::runs outside, kicks Zack in the gut, and hits the SLICED BREAD #3 OFF OF THE CAR!~ OMG!; Holds his NWA/UPW/Zero-One Jr. Heavyweight Title in the air::
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 ::orders 5 whoppers and proceeds to eat them all, but not before dragging K Money inside and throwing him head first into the boiling hot grease they cook the fries in::
Guest What? Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 ::put his title belt to his face to stop the burning, because the belt is SUPER COOL!~ OH YEAH!::
Guest What? Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 ::drives Candie to Wendy's:: There yah go! ::::
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 ::gives K a con-belt-o and then hits him with a SLIDE:: ::suggests not ordering the baked potato.::
Guest candie45 Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 Yay! ::orders fries and frosties for all::
Guest What? Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 ::eats some fries and stares at Candie's chest::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 27, 2003 Report Posted April 27, 2003 ::Spews out his frosty after seeing that post.::
Guest RevEvil Posted April 27, 2003 Report Posted April 27, 2003 ::Threatens Candie with a used tissue::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 27, 2003 Report Posted April 27, 2003 ::Puts on rubber gloves, then grabs a dog catchers net and scoops up ATM.::
Guest RevEvil Posted April 27, 2003 Report Posted April 27, 2003 ::Gives title to ATM, and admits he sucks.:: ::Beltshots Zack and pours beer on him.::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 27, 2003 Report Posted April 27, 2003 ::Somehow now clad in a football uniform, charges Andre and then punts him through a goalpost! DOLPHINS WIN~! DOLPHINS WIN~!::
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted April 27, 2003 Report Posted April 27, 2003 (walks into the thread, sees what K-Money is staring at, and faints)
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted April 27, 2003 Report Posted April 27, 2003 ::steps through the pile of fainted losers and offers an arm to his fellow TEammate. Oh, that's good.::
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 27, 2003 Report Posted April 27, 2003 *walks in...sees what K-Money is staring at....is AMAZED*
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 28, 2003 Report Posted April 28, 2003 (edited) ::coughSHEWOULDNTBEHEREIFIHADNTPMDHERPLUSSHELOVESMECUZIMANICEGUYSOBACKOFFcough:: ::beats everyone down.:: Edited April 28, 2003 by Zack Malibu
Guest What? Posted April 28, 2003 Report Posted April 28, 2003 *is resurected!! Hits the Sliced Bread #3 on Zack! Then officially changes the name of the Money Clip to "The Showstopper"*
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 28, 2003 Report Posted April 28, 2003 ::Takes out Cream Cheese #6 to spread on Sliced Bread #3. After eating, goes to take a #2.::
Guest Kingpk Posted April 28, 2003 Report Posted April 28, 2003 ::Spikes Candie's Pepsi with Love Potion #9 and hits on her::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 28, 2003 Report Posted April 28, 2003 ::Spikes PK with a cradle piledriver.::
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