Guest Chuck Woolery Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 ::hands Crystal one Rolex. One. Make it last.::
Guest Anglesault Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 ::AS' lawyer, Clarence MASon, nails Crystal with sledge and sues her for the cost of the watch plus emotional damage::
Guest Anglesault Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 ::AS points out that the boss clause extends to his lawyer. Crystal's lawsuit is droped::
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 **has a santa claus** ' PRESENTS FOR ALL~!
LaParkaYourCar Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 ::kicks ATM in the junk:: How's it feelin now?
Guest SP-1 Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 I suggest we'learn to love ourselves before it's made illegal. :goes berserker and destroys everyone in sight with a chair::
Guest MillenniumMan831 Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 ::Sprays thread with a fart extinguisher::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 ::Comes in, clothespin on his nose, grabs Andre and turns him so that his ass faces out to the HeldDOWN heels...:: "Say hello to my little friend!" ::Sprays heels with midget fartness.::
Guest caboose Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 ::Is seen buying Ice Cream in a local K-Mart::
Guest candie45 Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 ::is feeling the effects of the midget fart. Thanks, Zack! ::
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 ::debates shielding Candie... then decides the better of it, grabs the TEmobile, and offers his TEammate a ride.::
Guest MillenniumMan831 Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 ::Jumps in the backseat, breathing through your mouth all day is no way to live life::
Guest candie45 Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 ::accepts the ride, and hops in the TEmobile... she likes breathing clear air::
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 (cries that Candie was on the board yet not on AIM)
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 ::Hands Kotz a tissue.:: "To dry his eyes, not for what you're thinking, mister!"
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 ::Eats cookie dough ice cream, while reflecting on PK's possible new gimmick ::
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 *marks out for PK: Petey Jester*
Guest Anglesault Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 ::Hits Zack with the RB2Bs. He lands right on caboose::
Guest Anglesault Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 ::AS, Zack, a ref and a half dozen spectators, all covered in Malibu's blood, stumble into the thread from the booking feedback brawl. AS nails Zack in his 3.4 Muta cut with another sledge shot::
Guest caboose Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 ::Angry that AS made Caboose drop his Ice Cream. Caboose calls The Patriot and Mr America on his 'Caboose Phone'. AS stops attacking people and enjoys a threesome with the other 'American Heroes'::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 ::Marks for the return of an ORIGINAL~! In Crowd member. Yes, The Patriot is back!:: *sees WHAT Patriot is doing. Turns away in disgust. Pukes. Tells Caboose he needs a beer.*
Guest caboose Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 ::Pimp Drops Rev through a glass ceiling::
Guest What? Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 ::LEMON DROPS for ALL!:: ::Dances...then hits the Sliced Bread #3 on ATM...off the first turnbuckle....uhh...::
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