Guest caboose Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 ::Reurns to his poker game, only to see Ninja #3 get a royal flush to Caboose's two pair! Caboose throws a tantrum and PollyCuts Ninja #7 by accident, and suddenly it's Caboose Vs. The Ninjas!...::
Guest caboose Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 ::No-Sells the Nuke cos SP is being a dick:: And I mean that in the nicest possible way
Guest RevEvil Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 ::my spirit inhabits SP's body. They called me a midget?::
Guest SP-1 Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 I'm being a dick . . . why? Because I got fed up with bullshit? Right. I guess that's only cool for the old guard to do.
Guest caboose Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 I'm being a dick . . . why? Because I got fed up with bullshit? Right. I guess that's only cool for the old guard to do. Did you not read what I said next? And I mean that in the nicest possible way Hey! AS has told us to stop this, so... ::Dropkicks SP into a CandyFloss stand::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::Puts headphone on to block out the sounds of the POLITICS~! bah gawd.::
Guest caboose Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::Offers Zack candyfloss... Zack: Huh? Caboose: You want some candyfloss? Zack: What? Caboose: CAN-DY-FLOSS?! Zack: Louder! Caboose: Screw it! Caboose eats all the candyfloss himself:: Now thats a parody.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::Listens to his music, trying to figure out why Caboose keeps shouting about Randy Moss.::
Guest caboose Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::Zack removes his headphones Caboose: I love Randy Moss! Zack:Dude?! Caboose: Ooops... (Caboose hangs head in shame)::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::Zack removed his headphones because he thought Caboose said something about Who's The Boss. Disappointed that he was wrong (and can not see a hot young Alyssa Milano, or the humor of Tony Danza) he continues on with his headphones still covering his ears.::
Guest caboose Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::Caboose tries to alert Zack to the elephant falling from the sky over Zack at fantasically rapid speed...::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 Zack:"What do you mean you have elephantitis in your eyes?" Caboose:"..."
Guest caboose Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::Matrix slow-mo mode.... Caboose: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zack: WWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Caboose dives and pushes Zack out of the way, but the elephant squashes SP in the CandyFloss cart!::
Guest Angle-plex Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::AP walks into the thread for the last time:: ::shoots self::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::...WITH A WATER GUN!:: ::sighs relief that he saved Agnes' life.::
Guest caboose Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 What is it with people committing suicide and this thread?
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 Yeah, no shit. I didn't realize I drove people to that point. New rule:NO MORE SUICIDE
Guest caboose Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 New Rule (b) No killing Caboose off! ::Stares suspiciously at Popick::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::Throws bulletproof vest to Caboose.::
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::plays "I See Right Through To You" as loud as possible and begins the One And Only Club Malibu Thread::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::plays "I See Right Through To You" as loud as possible and begins the One And Only Club Malibu Thread:: ::MARKS THE FUCK OUT~!::
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 Hello out there all you lovely people...I am your MC...DJ Randoooooooooo...Welcoming you to another non-stop party here at Club Malibu... on tap for the next hour I got some Rave Method, a little bit of Amber, DJ Infinity, Kylie Minogue and if you are lucky you just might hear some Flock Of Seagulls as Club Malibu goes RETRO~! And tonight is ladies night... all ladies get a free lesson in the Horizontal Bodylock from YOUR DJ Randooooooooo... ::Rando goes turntabling::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::Dances, and requests that DJ Rando bust out "All Or Nothing" at some point, just so Zack get show off his vocal skills (not really).::
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 YOUR DJ Rando doesn't take requests.... but since it's your thread.... ::busts out the request::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::sings:: "Cuz I want it Alllllllllllll...or nothing at all..."
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::claps and tries to avoid throwing up...cause it's HIS THREAD, people:: Good job.....ahem....really....
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 ::Makes Andre the Midget sit on Rando's face::
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 no sells the midget ass and plays some KYLIE~!
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