Guest Anglesault Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::But AS has been using his PEN CAM~! to tape the TV as it played the tape!:: Better than nothing. ::AS runs off and uploads it to Kazaa::
Guest CanadianChick Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::Has hacked into AS's computer to prevent such a thing from happening, only to discover that AS is WILLIE THE WORKER!?! WTF?
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::Hacks into AS's computer, filling it with beastiality. When he tries to open Kazaa, he gets a lovely film of exactly how Jenna Jameson "milks a cow".::
Guest evenflowDDT Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::evenflowDDT queues up the download, but since he's at home... on dial-up... well, you figure it out. He takes this time to sneak out of the thread, close down everything, and work on his paper. Swear to God. Realizing he now has no choice but to actually do his homework (lest he take the Lord's name in vain), evenflowDDT cries for the last time. Zack slaps him upside the head, and evenflowDDT makes a lunge at him but slips in a puddle of his own tears. What a wimp.::
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 (wishes he was driving around right now, so he could enjoy his new system)
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::Will probably be able to hear ELISSA~! all the way in RI, thanks to DA SYSTEM~!::
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::smacks Kotz in the head with a chair:: Screw with my tag team will ya?
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::Takes the chair, sets it up, and repeatedly smashes LPYC's head into it.:: "Fuck with Kotz when he's pumping the system, eh? I'll teach ya..."
Guest Anglesault Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::AS RETURNS~! with some GENUINE Crystal Zack porno for Alison. He cues it up, and the film starts. AS isn't the best caster, as 'Zack' is an old man, and Crystal is the soon to be Jazz militant black woman:: Zack: Yo, man, you are mad phat, yo, nigga. Crysal: WHAT ::The militant black woman beats the fuck out of the old man while AS, ZM, A and CC watch in horror::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::Shudders at the sight. Heads off with the women. Seeing as how he's alone, AS resumes the film.:: AS:"Work it bitch...oh yeah..."
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::stumbles around as blood runs down his face from Zack's attack:: I should have known not to try that without backup.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::BICYCLE KICK~! to LPYC. With him down, Zack uses Kotz' system to BUMP~! "I Guess I Was Wrong"::
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::goes flying out of the ring and crashing into a table from Zack's kick:: Man that was one stiff kick!
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::Has a replay aired over the AngleTron. Continues dancing.::
Guest The Superstar Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::Superstar runs into TOAOZMT and calls for BROCK AUSTIN~! Brock runs in and gives all EVERYONE (except his FRIENDS of course!) F-Stunner-5s while the new stable of SuperSault and Brock Austin (UN-STABLE~!) celebrates and lets Evenflow BACK IN~!::
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::Hits SS with the HARDCORE title.::
Guest The Superstar Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::Doesn't sell because the HardKore title was merged with the US Title back in the day, which merged into the USTV title which merged into the NATV title, which is held by Andrew Hyland. Whew!::
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::While SS remembers all that lineage, ZsasZ Walls of Jerico's him through a TABLE::
Guest caboose Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 hell I briefly had a thread when it was thought I won the title back at Beach Blast, but had to give it up the next night. YOu didn't have to give it up. It was mine all along. That thread got like 4 posts,lol. It still drew more than AlfDogg's title reign.
Guest SP-1 Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::INVADES~! and goes all Liu Kang, throwing a fireball at Zack, before running back to the OAOAS thread!::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::WARMS UP THE BAND~! and superkicks ZsasZ off Superstar::
Guest The Superstar Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::Thinks he LIKES~ this new alliance::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::AS knocks ZsasZ out with the sledge and places him on a new table before Superstar and As hits The SUPERSAULT~! Superstar climbs all the way to the top rope, and AS climbs up on to his shoulders and nails the Saltsault all the way outside the ring, throught ZsasZ and the table.::
Guest CanadianChick Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::Thinks the Supersault is the stupidest move ever::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::Grabs Crystal and kisses her while Superstar holds her::
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ZsasZ no-sells because he's a LOCKER ROOM LEADER~! *Spears AS* And AS because Goldberg is back in wrestling... you have to sell! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111121
Guest Anglesault Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 I'm the boss, so YOU have to sell.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 Nope, buddy. Read the original thread. If Goldberg comes back to the WWE you HAVE TO SELL FOR THE SPEAR~! OMG GOD SWEREVED AGAIN~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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