LaParkaYourCar Posted May 9, 2003 Report Posted May 9, 2003 ::uses his powers to stop the bullets in midair like Neo in the Matrix:: I know Kung Fu
Guest caboose Posted May 9, 2003 Report Posted May 9, 2003 ::Caboose releases a plague of Locusts on the thread::
Guest Jimmy Beard Posted May 9, 2003 Report Posted May 9, 2003 Ahhhhh you fight dirty, don't make me pull out my six pointed flame throwing, dirt eating, knife stabbing, bullet spouting, leg drop of doom working pen knife, safety one at that well i thankyou
LaParkaYourCar Posted May 9, 2003 Report Posted May 9, 2003 ::puts a gasmask on and sprays pesticide into the thread to kill the locusts::
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted May 9, 2003 Report Posted May 9, 2003 ::would like to take this time to pimp the Totally Endorsed Baseball Jersey. Coming soon: the TE hoodie!::
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted May 9, 2003 Report Posted May 9, 2003 ::would like to take this time to pimp the Totally Endorsed Baseball Jersey. Coming soon: the TE hoodie!:: that kicks way too many kinds of ass
Guest CanadianChick Posted May 9, 2003 Report Posted May 9, 2003 ::Thinks there should SO be a Crystal shirt::
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted May 9, 2003 Report Posted May 9, 2003 No... this guy needs some Rando boxers and thongs for the ladies.... I'd SO buy Amazing Rando/Master of the Horizontal Bodylock boxers...
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 9, 2003 Report Posted May 9, 2003 ::Marks for the TE jersey, agrees Crystal needs merchandise, and wonders WHERE THE FUCK THE MALIBU MERCH IS~!::
Guest caboose Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 ::Caboose wakes from h9is slumber, realises it's still dark and goes back to sleep::
LaParkaYourCar Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 ::sees Caboose is asleep so he put's Caboose's hand in a bowl of warm water and sneaks away::
Guest Kingpk Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 The hell with that ::Tosses pot of boiling hot chili onto caboose::
LaParkaYourCar Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 Damnit I wanted to see him piss himself, but oh well. ::grates some cheese to top off the chili on Caboose::
Guest RevEvil Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 ::Marks for the TE jersey, agrees Crystal needs merchandise, and wonders WHERE THE FUCK THE MALIBU MERCH IS~!:: Well it might be difficult selling your merchandise without Mark-Paul's face.
Guest candie45 Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 ::Gets a TE jersey and renovates it... candie style!::
Guest Jimmy Beard Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 hey caboose is getting cold, call for a re-heat
Guest caboose Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 ::Caboose wakes up to find half the HeldDown roster ready to cannablaise his body! Caboose sitsup Undertaker style, lifts his right arm and his Cricket Bat flies into his hand Jedi Style! Caboose swings the Cricket Bat around the room once knocking everyone out and escapes vowing never to stay in the Five Seasons hotel again!::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 ::Gets a TE jersey and renovates it... candie style!:: ::Drools at thinking of what that means...::
Guest SP-1 Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 :: Plays Evanescence over the arena sound system and does a Daredevil-like workout routine in the ring::
Guest caboose Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 ::Adds 5kg for every rep SP does. Eventually it gets too much...::
Guest SP-1 Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 ::collapses . . . . . . but the POWER OF THE POET takes over! BAH GAWD HE'S HULKING OUT INTO A HOSS!:: ::smashes caboose:: roar
Guest caboose Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 HEY! Only MISTER WARRIOR ROARS~! ::Blades to HULK POET~!'S smash::
Guest SP-1 Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 ::blades as self-punishment for stealing MISTER WARRIOR's roar::
Guest caboose Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 ::Caboose and SP donate blood having achieved '0.9 Muta'::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 ::Snaps his fingers, allowing Lou Ferrigno to appear and bearhug SP until his eyes bug out.::
Guest SP-1 Posted May 10, 2003 Report Posted May 10, 2003 Too late, Malibu. Caboose defeated me in the other thread. ::blades for Lou::
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