Guest RevEvil Posted May 12, 2003 Report Posted May 12, 2003 ::pins Caboose..1..2..3 six count! ..4..5..6 ::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 12, 2003 Report Posted May 12, 2003 ::Does the trademark "Time Out" from Saved By The Bell, freezing everyone in the scene. Takes Andre The Midget and sells him as a lawn gnome.::
Guest RevEvil Posted May 12, 2003 Report Posted May 12, 2003 Hey midgets are people too. ::Bites Zack's dick::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 13, 2003 Report Posted May 13, 2003 ::Wonders why in the hell he'd admittedly, and under his own will power, bite Zack's dick. Runs.::
Guest caboose Posted May 13, 2003 Report Posted May 13, 2003 ::Caboose's 'Rafter Sense' is tingling, and Caboose also gets up and runs off in fear off having his dick bitten off!::
Guest RevEvil Posted May 13, 2003 Report Posted May 13, 2003 Caboose, did you get my acid drop? Â ::acid drops Caboose:: Â I guess so.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 13, 2003 Report Posted May 13, 2003 ::Throws a rope around Andre's neck, ties the other end to someone's bumper, and watches the midget get dragged across creation.::
Guest RevEvil Posted May 13, 2003 Report Posted May 13, 2003 ::However, ATM had a great-great-great-great-great-great granfather who was black, so Zack is charged with a hate crime.::
Guest caboose Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::Kicks low on Rev, grabs him by the face, places him in a box, seals the box, addresses it to IntenseZone, and sends it off::
Guest Jimmy Beard Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::Jimmy "The" Beard grabs the box and yanks it back to the arena, apologises too Caboose and explains the midget dosn't deserve to goto IZ with out a good old fashioned slapperfon on the midgets ass::
Guest Masked Man Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Masked Man comes...        inside of Zack Malibu             's thread. It is comfortable in here, although the feathers could use some heroin space to masturbate.
Guest candie45 Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::enters  reads MM's post  has no words  leaves::
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Speaking of come, I heard this great joke about a guy in a car today... Â nevermind.
Guest MillenniumMan831 Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Was it a Ford car? Â (singing) If you haven't looked at Ford lately . . . look again! (/singing) Â THANK YOU!
Guest RevEvil Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::would bite the beard's dick, but he can't find it::
Guest Jimmy Beard Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::stares down the Midget shaking his head, Everyone knows you can't find a dick when your standing next to one, anyway it's a penis, proper english please. Pulls off a bish bash bosh and sends the midget to hell::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::Takes out an electric razor and shaves The Beard.::
Guest Jimmy Beard Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::The Beard screams in agony, I FEEL SO NAKED::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::Enlists Jimmy Beard in a Nudist Colony.::
Guest Jimmy Beard Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Good Call zack just what i needed a quick break in a nudist colony full of naked birds mmmmmmmmmmmmm chicks in my hands
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::Zack clarifies it's an all MALE nudist colony.::
Guest Kingpk Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::Walks up to Stubble:: Â "Hey, glad you joined. We're playing ping pong in a few minutes."
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::hears of all male nudist colony and thinks better of making lewd comment::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::Whispers to IDRM that the OAOAST is LIVE AND UNCENSORED~! so he can say what he wishes...::
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::turns on "It's Raining Men" and dances:: Â ::decides this is just a little bit too gay::
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 IDRM.... Able To Carry A Broomstick to a 5* Fuck...
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::Reads Rando's post, and does a spit take.::
Guest candie45 Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::walks in only to find naked men yelling and pointing at the "males only" sign. Runs::
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