Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 20, 2003 Report Posted May 20, 2003 ::Being that everyone is raving about X2, Zack gains the powers of ICEMAN~! and makes a sheet of ice for the car to land on. Zack then goes down to where the car is, using his ice powers to create a path there. Caboose slowly peeks his head out of the window, and wonders how the fuck this is happening.::
Guest Kingpk Posted May 20, 2003 Report Posted May 20, 2003 ::Since it's Toonces driving, the car slides on the ice and off another cliff::
Guest caboose Posted May 20, 2003 Report Posted May 20, 2003 ::Caboose punches the driver and throws him out of the car to his imminent death! Caboose pulls on the steering wheel, but it isn't a plane, so Caboose presses a button on his shoulder and a harness lowers from the rafters! Caboose attaches himself and lifts to safety! Comic Bookstore guy: Caboose is outside! Where did the rope come from!?? WORST. BOND. ESCAPE. EVER. Everyone: Shut up!::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 20, 2003 Report Posted May 20, 2003 ::An anvil falls on Comic Book Guys head! Only a true God, a man who can fly amongst the clouds would have been able to spare Caboose's life AND wipe out the cynical fatman. Who is he, you ask?:: ... ...... FRANK STALLONE~!
Guest caboose Posted May 20, 2003 Report Posted May 20, 2003 ::Caboose thanks Frank, and they go for a drink in the local pub::
Guest Kingpk Posted May 20, 2003 Report Posted May 20, 2003 ::Stallone celebrates his vanquishing of the fat guy, but gets beaned by a film canister thrown by.... ..... ..... ..... ..... TV's FRANK~~~~~!!!!!!!!! OH, IT'S ON, BITCH!!!!!!
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 20, 2003 Report Posted May 20, 2003 ::Saves the thread from FRANK ON FRANK ACTION~ by doing the only thing he can think of...:: POST A PIC OF HIMSELF~!
Guest caboose Posted May 20, 2003 Report Posted May 20, 2003 ::To fight off the unholiness of Zack's picture, Caboose Has no choice but to bust out a PICTURE OF HIS OWN BEARD~!: Take that Zack Malibu and Jimmy Beard!::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 21, 2003 Report Posted May 21, 2003 ::Does a double take, as Caboose's beard reminds Zack of a friend he has here, when he doesn't shave.::
Guest caboose Posted May 21, 2003 Report Posted May 21, 2003 Well that beard is actually a year old. All I have now is a chin covered in hair.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 21, 2003 Report Posted May 21, 2003 ::Puts a halt to the facial hair talk by, uh...um...doing...something. Yeah, that's it.::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 21, 2003 Report Posted May 21, 2003 ::Realizes that the hobo is former WWF Star TATANKA! Is unable to save Caboose from the dreaded Tomahawk Chop!::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 21, 2003 Report Posted May 21, 2003 ::Throws Tatanka in the way of SG's errant kicks. Zack ain't takin' NO shots to the junk!::
Guest caboose Posted May 21, 2003 Report Posted May 21, 2003 ::Caboose kicks Some Guy in the junk, but realising SG has no junk, Caboose walks away::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 21, 2003 Report Posted May 21, 2003 ::Offers the drunken and now impotent Tatanka some cheese.::
Guest Some Guy Posted May 21, 2003 Report Posted May 21, 2003 ::Caboose kicks Some Guy in the junk, but realising SG has no junk, Caboose walks away:: ::SG has PLENTY of junk, he ain't no faggy talking Brit::
Guest caboose Posted May 21, 2003 Report Posted May 21, 2003 ::Caboose kicks Some Guy in the junk, but realising SG has no junk, Caboose walks away:: ::SG has PLENTY of junk, he ain't no faggy talking Brit:: ::I maintain that you have no 'junk, and I am not a fag::
Guest Some Guy Posted May 21, 2003 Report Posted May 21, 2003 ::I maintain that I have junk and you have a faggy British accent::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 22, 2003 Report Posted May 22, 2003 ::Decides that Caboose and Some Guy need to settle this like REAL MEN~!:: ::HOPSCOTCH COMPETITON~!::
Guest SP-1 Posted May 22, 2003 Report Posted May 22, 2003 ::can't take it anymore, goes on a rampage, smashing people with chairs::
Guest Kingpk Posted May 22, 2003 Report Posted May 22, 2003 ::Frank dons a Tank Top and blasts SP:: Don't fuck with Frank.
Guest caboose Posted May 22, 2003 Report Posted May 22, 2003 ::Hey I don't have a faggy British Accent, I don't even have a British Accent full stop! For whatever reason I sound like I'm from Toronto! But I maintain you have no junk! Caboose lands on 7...::
Guest Jimmy Beard Posted May 22, 2003 Report Posted May 22, 2003 ::I maintain that I have junk and you have a faggy British accent:: The beard didn't want to interupt the flow of such a great characterismic bonding session between all the guys but that comment was a low blow, just like china was the best at, anyway caboose does have a faggy english accent hes from poofy lecistershire ::the beard looks at cabooses beard and is quitely confident he will never ever be as good as the the beards Beard::
Guest TheBlackerScorpion Posted May 22, 2003 Report Posted May 22, 2003 ::hits "the beard" with a baseball bat and then lies in wait for any one else stupid enough to fool with the BLACKERSCORPION::
Guest caboose Posted May 22, 2003 Report Posted May 22, 2003 ::Admires TheBlackerScorpions work:: Hey Beard, at least I'm not a Pikey Cockney. And why call yourself 'The 'Beard' when you can't grow facial hair for real?
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