Guest Anglesault Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 Never said I didn't. YOU have to sell the Supersault as well.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 Just a second. *Gets Contract* BPP told me that I didn't have to sell for anyone under 6'6, but since you're so INTENSE~! I'll cutyou a deal. *Briefly holds ribs before powerbombing AS and holding his ribs again.* Test taught me how to do that.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::Takes Zsasz contract and swats his head numerous times. Realizing it's just paper, Zack tries the same technique, this time with a chair!::
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::By the time Zack got back ZsasZ has left the ring to study Kane matches for selling tips.::
Guest What? Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::runs in and BAKERKICKS!~ Anglesault!, then delivers a FACE!~ Beatdown! K-MONEY IS TURNING FACE?! ZIGA WHATWHAT?!:: ::goes to drink more COFFEE!~!~!!~ and listen to Eric Clapton!~~!~::
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 :: Steals K-Money's Eric Clapton albums.:: Z: "I TOLD YOU YOU COULD BORROW THEM; NOT KEEP THEM! YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T FIND MY PORNO HERE!"
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 :: sits in men's bathroom looking over ZsasZ's porn he stole from K Money :: "Hmmmmmm"
Guest What? Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ......someone...stole...the albums of Jesus? ::BAKERKICKS!~ ZSASZ AND TAKES BACK HIS CLAPTON ALBUMS! BASTARD!!:: ::but, leaves "Reptile" and "Pilgrim":: All yours, pal...
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 *runs in...hitting INACTIVE kicks on everyone!*
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::catches Rando's foot and clotheslines him down. Then he puts the head of Mike Sanders' pony in Rando's bed::
Guest What? Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::BAKERKICKS!~ Rando:: Stop crying! Only women and Tosh Townend cry! STOPCRYINGGODDAMMIT!!~ ::gives Rando a sucker:: I'm sorry for yelling
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 i've been *twitch* having problems *twitch*
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::hit's a running clothesline on Rando, continues running and clotheslines K Money down too::
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::smacks Rando with a chair:: Laugh it up!
Guest What? Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::sells the clothesline like a shotgun blast to the face; lands on the back of his neck....:: JR: ...Mah Gawd...he...he isn't moving... ::Paramedics come to check on K-Money...and The Parka investigates as well...the paramedics help K-Money up as they take off their hats....IT'S THE INDY FACTION!~ Paul London and Spanky dual Superkick The Parka as K-Money climbs to the top rope...:: JR: NO! THIS IS SICK!!~ ::K-Money leaps.....SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO THE PARKA!~!~!~! Joey Styles runs to the announce booth and punches JR; takes his headset:: JS: OH MY GOD!! K-MONEY JUST DELIVERED THE PRESS OF THE SHOOTING STARS TO THE PARKA!! Oh my GOD!~!~ Fans: E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::the SSP has driven Parka through the ring leaving a big hole::
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::reaches up and pulls Rando down into the hole:: JR: BAH GAWD HE'S PULLED HIM DOWN TO HELL~!!! ::slams Rando's head into the concrete floor under the ring and then climbs out of the hole::
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 *poses, spits water from hell* .... *twitch*
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::Zack's Malibu? Malibu's Zack?::
Guest What? Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::Money's his K:: ::then BAKERKICKS!~ Zack!~
Guest What? Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::flies backwards into a brick wall from some sort of force by which Zack was able to...:: Wait....what? ::Get's KOed...theeeeere we go::
Guest Lightning Flik Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::The Slacker, now reawakened, Slack Offs the Champion~! Before he lets Malibu decide on whether or not to sell, Slacks splits~!::
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