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The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!


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Guest George Dawes
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I am impressed by your knowledge of british comedy's do you wish to enlighten me with your new found knowledge, its obvious you have had a run in with a so called jimmy whatever his name is, but why suddenly think i am him, is it because i'm using a british comedians name, i'll change it if you like to a more conservative effort!

Guest The Last Free Voice
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:: banana hits me between eyes and I sell it ::

Guest Zack Malibu
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Because you type just like him, you have an affinity for British comedy, your university roommate knows it's you, you're under another name to avoid banning and since you're home now you think you can sneak by the system, you mysteriously arrive in the HeldDOWN folder without checking out IZ or the main page of the OAOAST...etc etc etc.

Guest George Dawes
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You are so set on me being this guy!

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Because you type just like him

Huh? This guy types like 10 times better than Jimmy could ever dream of doing! He spells words correctly and his sentences actually make sense. He's totally more intelligent than Jimmy boy!

Guest caboose
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::Caboose is asleep again dreaming of Jeannie::

 

Come on, for the 70's, she was HOT!

Guest Zack Malibu
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::Dreams of Suzanne Somers, Three's Company era. Drools.::

Guest The Superstar
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::Makes a guest appearance to hit everyone with the

 

SJL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP...

 

...and leaves::

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted

::calls to congratulate SS.::

 

No seriously, I will.

Guest What?
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::runs up to SS, puts his arm around him, lifts up a disposable camera....FLASH! SS is blinded...and K-Money steals the SJL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BELT!~!~!~::

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Guest George Dawes
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^::claps very slowly, bravo bravo!::

Guest What?
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::bows, now having the SJL World Title AND OAOAST X TITLE AND NWA/UPW/ZERO-ONE JR. HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!::

 

 

 

TRIPLE CHAMP!!

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted

Lucy Woodward pops in...

 

official_2.jpg

 

"Silly boys, fighting over belts."

Guest What?
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*Has sex with Lucy Woodward and accepts the prize*

 

A WINNER IS ME!

Guest Zack Malibu
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Lucy Fuckward is a wh0re!!

::Zack Malibu and Shattered Dreams prepare to beat the piss out of Supershit.::

Guest Kingpk
Posted

She looks like an Olsen twin, to tell you the truth.

 

Hey, I'm not COMPLAINING about that, mind you.

Guest Ace309
Posted

::"No Relation" Tom Popick sits in the corner paging through Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.::

 

Man, this is such a Good Book.

Guest Ace309
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Having sex with the Olsen Twins? Bah! That's not only immoral, it's bad lockerroom politicking! Why, I'd be having sex with the Olsen Twins if I wasn't being held down by bad booking!

 

::pats his 4'x6' piece of plywood::

 

I do, however, own The Board. So it's all good.

Guest The Superstar
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A WINNER IS ME!

Too bad stealing the SJL World Title from me is the closest you have and ever WILL get to being SJL World Champion, Iceman. Enjoy it.

Guest Chuck Woolery
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::picks up the board and attempts to hit "No Relation" Tom Popick with it::

Guest Ace309
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::steals the Board back, then turns to Superstar.::

 

I saved this Board, you know.

Guest What?
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Hey...that's mean, SS

 

 

 

 

 

I actually don't care, either. SJL or IGNJL or whatever...even more corrupt than the OAOAST :P :D

Guest Chuck Woolery
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Bah, it wasn't corrupt, you just sucked at it.

 

Anyway, back to the Malibu thread...

 

::talks to PEPSI MASK~!, who SPEARS~! Zack Malibu into the next millenium::

Guest CanadianChick
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::Comes in to brag about her newly won 24/7 title::

 

::Realizes that someone could pin her right now and win the title::

 

::Slowly backs out of the room and speeds aways in her car::


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