Guest Lightning Flik Posted July 15, 2003 Report Posted July 15, 2003 ::Now that work is over, still does not get what you mean by that but just nods head anyways.
Guest caboose Posted July 15, 2003 Report Posted July 15, 2003 ::Paranoia is setting in as Caboose starts seeing gnomes everywhere...::
Guest Lightning Flik Posted July 15, 2003 Report Posted July 15, 2003 ::Wonders what the hell is up with the Gnomes::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted July 15, 2003 Report Posted July 15, 2003 ::Tells Slacks to go diving into the old Gen. Chat threads to figure out exactly what the hell we're talking about.::
Guest Lightning Flik Posted July 15, 2003 Report Posted July 15, 2003 ::Slacker just does the Slacker Shrug© and decides to not bother with it as it'll take too much time from his Slacking off::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted July 15, 2003 Report Posted July 15, 2003 ::Zack too, lives his gimmick, as he heads out of work with Evanescence blaring in the background.::
Guest caboose Posted July 15, 2003 Report Posted July 15, 2003 ::You wanna talk about living your gimmick? As I type this, I'm sitting on my roof in the dark holding a Cricket Bat... ...I need to get out more::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 15, 2003 Report Posted July 15, 2003 ::Wonders why CWM is getting out Gnomes:: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=72&t=16658 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=72&t=19832
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 15, 2003 Report Posted July 15, 2003 ::You wanna talk about living your gimmick? As I type this, I'm sitting on my roof in the dark holding a Cricket Bat... ...I need to get out more:: you call that living your gimmick?!? I play a drunken Canadian lumberjack who is obsessed with Kurt Cobain. I don't live my giimick I AM my gimmick.
Guest caboose Posted July 15, 2003 Report Posted July 15, 2003 I can't claim to BE my gimmick because that would result in too may copyright infringements... But alas I try my best. ::Swoops down from rafters to use bathroom::
Guest Lightning Flik Posted July 15, 2003 Report Posted July 15, 2003 ::Reads those threads about CWM's Gnomes:: Ah... So that's where Andy gets that idea from. You did it first.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted July 15, 2003 Report Posted July 15, 2003 Well, I am the popular prep with killer dimples and a heart of gold. Only difference is in real life Zack's my nickname. Fuck gimmicks, I'm ME!
Guest caboose Posted July 15, 2003 Report Posted July 15, 2003 I am the popular prep with killer dimples and a heart of gold. Someone's been going to their self-love classes lately haven't they?
Guest Lightning Flik Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 ::Runs up to Roma and nails the Slack Off© on him, just cause I can::
Guest Lightning Flik Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 ::Uses his newly aquired "No-Sell Certificate" (compliments of Caboose) to no sell to that. Then I nail the Slack Off on you. After doing that, I'm wondering why you haven't sold the first one yet.::
Adam Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 ::DDT's Flik. Can I get a No-Sell certificate too Caboose? ::
Guest Lightning Flik Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 ::Before selling the DDT, Slacker says "Caboose only gave me mine so early because I sell EVERYONE's offense so much it's not funny. So I don't think you'll be getting one anytime soon." Then Slacker sells his neck being broken from the DDT::
Guest caboose Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 Just because you have it, doesn't mean you can use it properly... ::Caboose shoves an Umbrella down Slacker's throat... ...AND OPENS IT~! Cole: CABOOSE IS A SICK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!::
Adam Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 :: sits down at the commentators booth next to Cole and does his best JR: BAH GAWD DAMN HIM TO HELL! TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL BAH GAWD CABOOSE IS ABSOLUTELY SICK. ::
Guest caboose Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 ::Caboose laughs maniacly, as 5* basks in the reflected glory::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 I am the popular prep with killer dimples and a heart of gold. Someone's been going to their self-love classes lately haven't they? They have classes? I just taught myself... That sounded wrong on so many levels.
Guest Lightning Flik Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 ::Sells the umbrella opening and the ambulance crew comes and takes Slacker back to the hospital so that he can have the umbrella removed from him. Hopefully save his life too, I guess::
Guest RevEvil Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 ::Pedro just now feels the effects of the slack off. After playing dead for half a minute, he pickpockets Slacker`s wallet and heads to Brazil.::
Guest Lightning Flik Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 ::Sadly, Pedro opens the brand new wallet to find that there is nothing inside. Apparently, Slacker slacked off on putting all his info into his wallet::
Adam Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 :: Keeps doing his JR: BAH GOD HE STOLE THAT MANS WALLETT! DAMN HIM TO THE DEPTHS OF HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ::
Guest Lightning Flik Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 ::Returns to action in OAOZMT thanks to the hospital removing the umbrella without problems (well, other than the fact it was an umbrella) and proceeds to nail Slack Offs© on anyone in the nearby vicinity. Of course, Slacker is doing his impression of Stone Cold just for 5* to have a true reason to scream like JR::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 18, 2003 Report Posted July 18, 2003 *Becomes HHH. uses a convolted series of interviews, run ins and menacing looks with INTENSITY leading up to a Sledgehammer shot on Slacker*
Guest Kingpk Posted July 19, 2003 Report Posted July 19, 2003 ::Gets grotesquely huge boobs, cleans out a Burger King, gets a bad haircut and smokes a few packs:: (aka ::becomes Stephanie McMahon:
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