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The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!


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Guest Zack Malibu
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::Caboose is a tad pissed off now::

You smell like it ;).

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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*CWM decides to cheer up Caboose by giving him a gift. looking around quickly he reaches into Zack's bag looking for something to jac...borrow*

 

CWM: OMG WTF!?! Ew

 

*CWM pulls out a "Slightly" sticky magazine with Rosy O'Donell on the cover*

 

CWM: Zack you gotta be really fucking desperate man.

Guest caboose
Posted

::Um, that was your bag CWM, and it isn't Rosy O'Donnel. It's John Goodman::

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

*Looks down at bag where someone has scrawled "CWM" on the side."

 

CWM: Wait a sec...

 

*rubs away CWM to reveal the hidden owner's name*

 

CWM:...Superstar?...you'd think he'd have taken his shit with him when he left.

 

Caboose: No way that's Supershit's.

 

CWM: OH YEAH?

 

*CWM reaches in and pulls out a razor and leg wax.*

 

Caboose: damn...

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted

::Defends the honor of his little brother by using the shaving cream to douse Caboose and CWM.::

Guest caboose
Posted

::Caboose and CWM seem perplexed as to why Zack got all defensive about the leg wax...::

Guest Kingpk
Posted

Guess Zack enjoys having smooth legs.

 

::Settles in to watch Sox vs. Rangers::

 

You guys in?

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

*Watches...computer screen*

 

 

I have no tv here.

Guest Kingpk
Posted

Oh well, you guys missed some history.

 

::Now REALLY wants to work at ESPN after that Inside Sportcenter special::

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted

::Lives in RI, so has to like the Sox, right? Right?

 

EH EH...YANKEES, BAYBEE~!::

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted

Footies? You mean those one piece pajamas with the feet that I had when I was a kid? Those ROCKED~!

Guest Masked Man
Posted (edited)

Ignore!

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Guest Masked Man
Posted (edited)

Nevermind.

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Guest caboose
Posted

::Caboose contemplates his next move as he plays his pet Meer Cat at chess::

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

*CWM knocks the board over and wrestles with the meer cat.*

 

...

 

 

*CWM is obviously drunk*

Guest caboose
Posted

::Caboose grins because his pet Meer Cat was winning...

 

...SUDDENLY the fluffy tailed dog makes a run-in with a metal chair and takes out CWM!

 

JR: BY GAWD WE ARE ALL DOOMED NOW!::

Guest Kingpk
Posted

::Uses EWR to book a Fluffy-Tailed Dog/CWM/Meer Cat triple threat hardcore match::

 

Dames only gave it **1/2?! What the fuck is THAT all about?!

Guest caboose
Posted

::**1/2! WTF?

 

Caboose rebooks it to a Meer Cat/Fluffy Tailed Dog Vs. Caboose/CWM...

 

...1/4*!

 

Thats better::

Guest Kingpk
Posted

::Throws Goldberg into the mix::

 

-***!! There we go.

Guest caboose
Posted

::Throws the Dream Machines in there to job...

 

-*****~!::

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
::Throws caboose into a meat grinder::

*****


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