Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 The Slacker, now reawakened, Slack Offs the Champion~! This really doesn't sound good, Flik.
Guest j.o.b. squad Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 a man in a white mask runs in locks the claw hold in on zack caves in zacks head he then rips off the white mask to reveal a red mask with threes on it then a white masked anouncer takes out the anounce team with a double emerald fusions and screams into the mic "bah gawd it is the j.o.b. squad" (what do you expect when you are the co-3rd draft pick you can do these types of things)
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::Kicks the IZ bastard out of the thread, cursing him all the way. Encourages other hD talent to take care of him as well.::
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::spears JOB Squad out of the thread::
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 *twitches jobsquad out the door*
Guest j.o.b. squad Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 jr whilst still under the mask exclaims "bah gawd how long is it going to take for them to throw my fat jello giggler ass out of this thread"
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::Doesn't care if it's JR or j.o.b. squad, they both suck.::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::Thinks it's about time Candie got here!::
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 :: goes all angry heel monster guy and STIFF'S CANDIE............WITH A CLOTHESLINE! ::
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 :: sells only because it's the world freakin champion ::
Guest candie45 Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::lays on the ground for a few minutes before getting up and seeing HSJ struggling to his feet. Gives him a hit down south::
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::Follows that up with a SCHOOL'S OUT to the big lug.::
Guest The Superstar Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::SUPERSAULT~! runs into the thread and saves their UN-STABLE compadre, Brock Austin! Superstar and Anglesault give Zack and Candie STEREO ANGLE SLAMS~! and then Sault jumps on Superstar's shoulders and gives the World Champ a... SUPERSAULT~! Anglesault covers Zack as Superstar counts the ONE! TWO! THREE~!!!
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 :: is forced to sell everything, because a Hoss can't no sell a low blow or any offense from a world champion ::
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::Low blows Brock Ausstin with a tire iron::
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::Low blows Brock Ausstin with a tire iron:: :: turns purple ::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::Low blows Brock Ausstin with a tire iron:: :: turns purple :: ::Cues up the band and Superkicks Parka right into an F-Stunner-5::
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 :: yells really loud and does a Happy-Happy-Hoss dance ::
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::is knocked silly from the moves::
Guest Kingpk Posted April 15, 2003 Report Posted April 15, 2003 ::Forces HSJ to do something no man should ever have to do: read this week's IZ:: OMG, BRAND RIVALRY~@!
Guest What? Posted April 15, 2003 Report Posted April 15, 2003 ::runs in behind AS.......ANGLESLAM!~ OMG GOD! K-Money does the "Whoo!" thing and starts dancing around like Angle, before locking in the Bounced Check!:: Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! K-MONEY HAS ANGLESAULT LOCKED IN THE BOUNCED CHECK!~ ::Superstar suddenly SUPERKICKS!~ Money, causing him to release the hold...who will come in to help K-Money?!:: ::anyone?:: ::shit...I dug myself into a hole....::
Guest The Superstar Posted April 15, 2003 Report Posted April 15, 2003 Of COURSE NOT! ::However, Superstar reads this week's IntenseZone, and his gag reflex comes up and he LOSES his dinner. Superstar tells job squad to LEARN HOW TO SPELL. And oh yeah... SUPERSAULT ON K MONEY~!
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 15, 2003 Report Posted April 15, 2003 ::Sleepwalks into the thread.:: Why sleepwalking? Zack just read IntenseZzzzzzzzzzzzone, of course!
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted April 15, 2003 Report Posted April 15, 2003 :: F-Stunner-5 to K-Money to ADD INSULT TO INJURY! ::
Guest The Superstar Posted April 15, 2003 Report Posted April 15, 2003 ::Rewards Brock with a bottle of JR's BBQ Sauce::
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