100 Reasons Why the Big Bossman...

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Hello everyone, I want to compile a serious list of 100 Reasons why Bossman is a better worker than Goldberg. After we're done, I'm going to send it in to WWE feedback in the hopes that they will use Bossman instead of Goldberg to face Rock at Backlash.

 

Let's Begin:

 

 

1. The Bossman can get along with people backstage; thus he won't jeopardize your investment in the next PPV.

 

2. The Bossman Slam has much more impact and far less set-up time then the Jackhammer making a more credible finisher.

 

3. The Bossman was with the Corperation when they headlined every WWF PPV. Thus making him a proven WWE draw.

 

4. The Bossman has never retired anyone with a simple kick to the face.

 

5. The Bossman is far more effective on the stick.

 

6. Goldberg will not job once he beats The Rock. Bossman will gladly job himself silly if you put him over The Rock.

 

7. The possibility of a Bossman/HHH feud is too exciting to pass up.

 

8. The Bossman has nostalgia on his side. I mean, don't YOU GUYS wish you were taking in money like you did in 1990?

 

9. The Bossman was involved in perhaps the greatest blood feud of the last 5 years: Bossman vs. Big Show.

 

10. The Bossman is a proven locker-room leader.

 

 

Any more?

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11. The Bossman can twirl a nightstick in an entertaining fashion.

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12. The Bossman was a real prison guard, thus he's like some kind of method actor.

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13. The Bossman can write great poetry that really touches the heart and soul of a fued.

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14. Fuck Goldberg

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15. Bossman once CARRIED Viscera to a ****1/2 match (at a house show, of course, AND attendance was way down, so that's why you don't hear about it. I WAS THERE)

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16. Bossman carried Big Show to an entertaining angle.

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17. I met the Big Bossman

 

18. He was my favourite during my mark days

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19-25. bonus points for the Hogan superplex during the cage match back in the day

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20. Kick ass old theme music ("Hard Time")

 

you can't count 1 as 7, we can get to 100

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21. He runs to the ring and his entrance is over in 20 seconds flat, while Goldberg takes 10 minutes to walk out and compell us with his random acts of gayness

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22. He was in a Hell in the Cell match.

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23. When Bossman gets in fights backstage, he wins them damnit.

 

24. Bossman also isn't stipid enough to mess with the highlight of the night.

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25. ARM-bar.

 

 

.... shit, wrong list.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

25b. He cooked Peper! Goldberg doesn't have the balls to do that.

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26. He fed Pepper to AL Snow, making him a legit badass...and a danm good cook.

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27. Was lynched by Taker

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28. Exposed Big Show as a "Nasty bastard."

 

Bossman: "Big Show, you're a nasty bastard and your momma said so."

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29. Goldberg doesn't have one of these, now does he?

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30. Dropped the iron ball on Brother Love's stomach, to the delight of fans everywhere.

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31. Has held more titles than Goldberg.

 

32, and he has had more groovy name changes. I mean, come on, fear The Boss (Man, is he big)

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33. He's in the greatest wrestling game ever

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34. awesome fued with Vader in 1994, the Spring Stampede match in particular

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#35. The Boss Man hasn't botched a move in a long time.

 

#36. The Boss Man actually uses physcology in a match.

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#37: The Bossman is willing to drive a casket out of the grave and through a funeral.

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38. Big Bubba Rogers...best gimmick ever

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#39. Will work with any wrestler that is put against him.

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40. He's way cheaper than Goldberg. You could buy pizza for everyone who orders Backlash with the money saved!

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#41. The Boss Man actually went out and built his own heat, and not have it handed to him on a silver plater.

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42. The Bossman has been in a Cartoon Series.