Guest Showstoppa Icon Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 this should be posted at the top of the board for further reference
DrVenkman PhD Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 Bonus! 101. Bossman is from the south but didn't mind being a black man's lackey. He's a true saint.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 Dude this right here is a Classic Thread BAY-BEE~!
Guest Anglesault Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::Starts a 'classic thread folder' chant::
Guest Eagan469 Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 *rips shirt off, joins in on chant*
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 ::Joins rhe Chant and hits Goldberg with the HARDCORE belt::
DrVenkman PhD Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 CLASSSSICCCCCCCCCC CLASSSSICCCCCCCCCC and so on...
Guest AndrewisyourHero Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 :: The piped in chant skips ::
Guest Mulatto Heat Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 As Redhawk and Downhome weep....
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 As Redhawk and Downhome weep.... That just pushed us into Classic Thread territory right there. I did a spit-take at that one.
Guest Mik at Cornell Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 Awww....fuck it let's keep goin... 102: Once broke a watch as part of an angle. 103: Drew the following quote from Michael Cole...:"Big Bossman...hung from the Hell in the Cell by the UT...the humanity. *In most normal voice ever*: Now let's take a look at Fan Axxess.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 Awww....fuck it let's keep goin... 102: Once broke a watch as part of an angle. With a hammer and anvil. (Not THE Hammer or THE Anvil, mind you)
Guest webmasterofwrestlegame Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 104: Used to have a good theme tune: Big Boss Man - Hard Times If you ever take a trip down to Cobb County, Georgia,ya betta read the signs Respect the law and order. You'll serve hard times. You'll be serving hard times. You know the Big Bossman'll make ya walk the line ya betta watch that trucky ou'll be serving hard time he carrys a big stick that'll probably change you, your looking for trouble he'll be coming after you. You'll serve hard times. You'll be serving hard times. You know the Big Bossman'll make you walk the line ya betta watch that car you'll be serving hard times. You'll be serving hard times you'll be serving hard times ya know the Big Bossman'll make ya walk the line ya betta watch that car you'll be serving hard time. You'll be serving hard times you'll be serving hard times. Ya know the Big Bossman'll make ya walk the line ya betta watch that car or you'll be serving hard times
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 104: "Making a 60 year old woman cry on National TV."
Guest webmasterofwrestlegame Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 Hre is some Bossman poetry: With the deepest regrets, and tears that are soaked I'm sorry to hear that your dad finally croaked He lived a full life on his own terms Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms But if I could have a son as stupid as you I'd have wished for cancer so I would die too So be brave, and be strong, get your life on track Cause the old bastard's DEAD and he ain't never comin' back.
Guest Mik at Cornell Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 105: Three words...Kennel from Hell
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 106. The Bossman's return to WWE television will cause everyone to bitch and moan about Vince draging his sorry ass back, but at least he won't be main eventing a PPV.. (But it will make this thread even funnier..)
Guest Downhome Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 What the fuck, this is the ONLY one I'll agree with also. *Ahem*... 107. "Big Show, your're a dirty bastard and your mama says so!", or however it goes. Greatest quote, ever in Pro. Wrestling.
Guest Eagan469 Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 how is this in "No Holds Barred" and not in the "TSM Classics" folder? BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 108. The Bossman would have put this in the Classics folder..
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 109: The Bossman is universally loved. HHH wanted to hold him down, but Steph threatened to leave him if he did.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 110. Bossman used to be a Guardian Angel.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 111. He perfected the Bossman Straddle that Stone Cold stole.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 112. Hardee's (at least I think it was) named a burger after him (The Boss)..
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 113. He's so cool they have to put his threads in NHB BAY-BEE~!
Guest the 1inch punch Posted April 13, 2003 Report Posted April 13, 2003 105: Three words...Kennel from Hell Dammit I wanted to say that #114. The last time he returned, he was wearing a suit, and after kicking ass, what did he do He fixed his tie.
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