Do Emotional Damage To The Amazing Rando~!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

In so many ways.... *twitch*

[Guest AM The Kid]

A hand is finger-licken good. You owe me a new monitor and keyboard.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

it's also very good with ice cream

[Guest Downhome]

it's also very good with ice cream

I'm sure you use Maye Young afterbirth as a normal person would use chocolate syrup on ice cream.

 

For the sake of your future lovers, I pray you don't have a food fetish.

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

Your camera gimmick sucked. Bitch.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*click....whir......twitch*

[Guest treble charged]

I see a bad moon rising

I see trouble on the way

I see earthquakes and lightnin'

I see bad times today

 

Don't go 'round tonight

It's bound to take your life

There's a bad moon on the rise

 

I hear hurricanes a blowin'

I know the end is commin' soon

I fear rivers over flowing

I hear the voice of rage and ruin

 

Don't go 'round tonight

It's bound to take your life

There's a bad moon on the rise

 

Hope you got your things together

Hope you are quite prepared to die

Looks like we'er in for nasty weather

One eye is taken for an eye

 

Don't go 'round tonight

It's bound to take your life

There's a bad moon on the rise

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*twitch* Rising...Moon....

 

 

 

BAD~!

 

*shakes*

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Don't go 'round tonight

It's bound to take your life

There's a bad moon on the rise

Huh? I always thought the line was: "There's a bathroom on the right"?

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

yes that was a joke.........a bad one......but hey I got to emotionally scar Rando.......why not use bad humor?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*goes to the bathroom on the right*

[Guest AM The Kid]

This would have been a classic thread a few months back but sadly, Rando drove all the good posters away.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

This would have been a classic thread a few months back but sadly, Rando drove all the good posters away.

NOOOOO! Why couldn't I have retired! I'm such a bastard.... *smacks myself in head with chair*

 

AHHHHH...PONY!

 

*sadly moans*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Little known Rando secrets:

 

He came up with the Mike Sanders Pony idea while having two of his My Little Ponies "mate". He then took a third Pony and glued Sanders' face on it, thus dubbing it Mike Sanders' Pony.

 

He's dreamed of inserting something other than gumballs into Tom Servo's head. Let's just say that balls are part of that goal, but they are not of the gum variety, I assure you.

 

And he's not as witty as he seems. He uses cue cards.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

He came up with the Mike Sanders Pony idea while having two of his My Little Ponies "mate". He then took a third Pony and glued Sanders' face on it, thus dubbing it Mike Sanders' Pony.

 

He's dreamed of inserting something other than gumballs into Tom Servo's head. Let's just say that balls are part of that goal, but they are not of the gum variety, I assure you.

 

And he's not as witty as he seems. He uses cue cards.

NOT....MY....

 

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

 

*sob* ....secrets....

 

 

*twitches and tears up cue cards*

 

uhhh....ummm.....

[Guest Zack Malibu]

SPEAKING of secrets...

 

He's wearing lingerie right now. That's right, Victoria's Secret, her BIG secret, is Rando. Friggin' guy couldn't resist the crotchless pink lace ones. Says it's because they prevent chaffing, but we ALL KNOW that's not the case.

 

Is it Rando?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

you said you LIKED IT when I wore this stuff!

 

I always do EVERYTHING YOU WANT!

My mother was right.........I am a bastard!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Everything I want? Bah, don't pin this one on me, sucka.

 

It's always been about you.

 

So before you try to make myself, or anyone else look bad, why don't you take your Pony, your cue cards, your "witty" repotoire, you're fucking MST3K love...take it all and make a big fat pathetic sandwich. You are what you eat.

 

Then listen to some EMO, you whining bitch.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*twitch* guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

[Guest The Upright Man]

PINK PILLS FOR PALE PEOPLE!

Edited June 1, 2003 by The Upright Man

[Guest treble charged]

Pink Pills for Pale People?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Rando, its your fault I am sad almost everyday of my pathetic life.

 

It is your fault that every morning I get up and look in the mirror, I end up hating what I see.

 

It is because of you that I am forced to swallow four little pink pills everyday just to try and alleviate my constant sorrow so that maybe, just maybe, I can feel good about myself for one fucking hour. Its entirely your fault.

 

Thank you.

It's also your fault he's standing upright.

[Guest TheBlurricane]

Damn Rando look what you made me do. I came out of retirement to tell you that I left to get away from you in the first place!!!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*twitch* Blurri....too....strong...

 

I like DINGOS!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

This thread is quite amusing.

 

And by the way Rando, my Lita muse has forgotten all about you, in fact, I got rid of her.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

NOOO! I LIKE MOOSES!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Rando signed Scott Steiner to his WWE contract.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

NO! HOSS BAD! MOOSES GOOD!

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

CCR was pretty tight.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Rando prevents me from living my life to the fullest. He made me want to commit suicide in 1998. He is the biggest piece of shit the world has ever seen, he has ruined my life and my family's life! Rando, kiss my ass you fucking loser.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasy...

 

...Bake Oven!