Do Emotional Damage To The Amazing Rando~!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Things To Do Before I Die

 

by The Amazing Rando

 

Obtain nude pictures of Bea Arthur for masterbutory purposes

 

Have this damn third nipple surgically removed

 

Grow a moustache thicker than my moms

 

Stop plucking the hair in my ear, let it grow out, and braid it

 

Participate in "The Crying Game". Boy George optional.

 

Petition for a Rick Springfield revival

 

(to be continued)

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

but I *LIKE* Rick Springfield...

 

and I want don't want it removed...i want it PIERCED~! It's so sexy!

 

and it's BEARD...not mustache! My mother hasn't had a mustache in about two months...

 

and an analogy-> Bea Arthur:me::Bad spelling:Bruj0

[Guest treble charged]

Jessie is a friend

Yeah, I know he’s been a good friend of mine

But lately something’s changed that ain’t hard to define

Jessie’s got himself a girl and I wanna make her mine

 

And she’s watchin’ him with those eyes

And she’s lovin’ him with that body, I just know it

And he’s holding her in his arms late, late at night

 

You know I wish that I had Jessie’s girl

I wish that I had Jessie’s girl

Where can I find a woman like that

 

I play along with the charade

That doesn’t seem to be a reason to change

You know I feel so dirty when they start talkin’ cute

I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot

 

‘Cause she’s watchin’ him with those eyes

And she’s lovin’ him with that body, I just know it

And he’s holding her in his arms late, late at night

 

You know I wish that I had Jessie’s girl

I wish that I had Jessie’s girl

Where can I find a woman like that

 

Like Jessie’s girl

I wish that I had Jessie’s girl

Where can I find a woman

Where can I find a woman like that

 

And I’m lookin’ in the mirror all the time

Wonderin’ what she don’t see in me

And I’ve been funny, I’ve been cool with the lines

Ain’t that the way love supposed to be

 

Tell me

Where can I find a woman like that

 

You know I wish that I had Jessie’s girl

I wish that I had Jessie’s girl

I want Jessie’s girl

Where can I find a woman like that

 

Like Jessie’s girl

I wish that I had Jessie’s girl

I want, I want Jessie’s girl

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*bangs head* *twitch*

 

WOOOOO!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

The only thing that could possibly top that is if Tim finds the lyrics to "Don't Talk To Strangers".

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

i love that song too!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

OK, replace Rick Springfield with...er...Leif Garrett? I was reaching for an obscure celeb, but I guess we got some Springfield fans.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Leif Garrett is awesome!

 

*lets out a high pitched girl scream*

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Upon futhur review... this thread is not as good as the Bossman one.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*sits in the corner and cries*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::In a rare twist of fate, sticks up for Rando::

 

"Hey, you! Yes YOU, Mr. "I love the Bossman thread so much I'm gonna let him stick his shiny nightstick up my Hershey Highway so that I can feel what HARD TIME is all about!"...we're fucking with Rando here, and you're fucking with our fucking. So don't fuck, or we'll fuck you up.

 

Fucking fuck.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

That was way too much fucking for *YOUR* Sex God!

 

 

Oh man...I am damaged...

 

*CRIES HARDER*

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Speaking of the sex god, Shannon Moore has moved on. You'll have to find another pretty boy to screw with at my hotel.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Shannon Moore is a BOY! OH MY GOD!!!

 

 

*Cries*

[Guest TheBlurricane]

It's Rando's fault that Yuna likes gay wrestling slash

 

It's Rando's fault that BuffyBeast is in love with A-Train

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

::In a rare twist of fate, sticks up for Rando::

 

"Hey, you! Yes YOU, Mr. "I love the Bossman thread so much I'm gonna let him stick his shiny nightstick up my Hershey Highway so that I can feel what HARD TIME is all about!"...we're fucking with Rando here, and you're fucking with our fucking. So don't fuck, or we'll fuck you up.

 

Fucking fuck.

Alright...who wants some? Who's next? YOU! (Points to Zack) You want a little? HUUUUUUH? You want some? Do ya? HUH?

 

(After being intimidated; Zack pushes a newbie to prove his manhood.)

 

 

Hail to the king, baby.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*locks self in room*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

It's Rando's fault that WWE made a fourteen year old boy wrestle Tajiri on Velocity... WHICH YOU CAN READ ABOUT ON THESMARTMARKS.COM!!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*from in room*

 

I'M A WWE BOOKER

 

*thinks to himself*

 

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Guest TheBlurricane]

The guy in Rando's sig makes Bob Barron look like a cover model for GQ.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*from in room*

 

that's ME....you BAST.....

 

*can't finish sentence...cries uncontrollably*

[Guest TheBlurricane]

Oh in that case Bob Barron just became the sexiest man alive!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

that's way too disturbing even for me...

 

*sobs*

[Guest TheBlurricane]

You're right..........what was I thinking?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::In a rare twist of fate, sticks up for Rando::

 

"Hey, you!  Yes YOU, Mr. "I love the Bossman thread so much I'm gonna let him stick his shiny nightstick up my Hershey Highway so that I can feel what HARD TIME is all about!"...we're fucking with Rando here, and you're fucking with our fucking.  So don't fuck, or we'll fuck you up.

 

Fucking fuck.

Alright...who wants some? Who's next? YOU! (Points to Zack) You want a little? HUUUUUUH? You want some? Do ya? HUH?

 

(After being intimidated; Zack pushes a newbie to prove his manhood.)

 

 

Hail to the king, baby.

::Kills Zsasz for stealing SANDMAN'S~! TSM catchphrase. Resumes Rando-bashing.::

 

Rando invented slash.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I did not...it was just a fantasy!

[Guest TheBlurricane]

Rando likes to write Doogie Howser Fan Fic!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

don't you DARE make fun of Doogie, Bitch!

[Guest TheBlurricane]

Whoa everyone heard that.......there are witnesses! You said you wanted to make me your bitch.............sicko!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*twitch* guhhh.... *twitch*