Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Things To Do Before I Die by The Amazing Rando Obtain nude pictures of Bea Arthur for masterbutory purposes Have this damn third nipple surgically removed Grow a moustache thicker than my moms Stop plucking the hair in my ear, let it grow out, and braid it Participate in "The Crying Game". Boy George optional. Petition for a Rick Springfield revival (to be continued)
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 but I *LIKE* Rick Springfield... and I want don't want it removed...i want it PIERCED~! It's so sexy! and it's BEARD...not mustache! My mother hasn't had a mustache in about two months... and an analogy-> Bea Arthur:me::Bad spelling:Bruj0
Guest treble charged Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Jessie is a friend Yeah, I know he’s been a good friend of mine But lately something’s changed that ain’t hard to define Jessie’s got himself a girl and I wanna make her mine And she’s watchin’ him with those eyes And she’s lovin’ him with that body, I just know it And he’s holding her in his arms late, late at night You know I wish that I had Jessie’s girl I wish that I had Jessie’s girl Where can I find a woman like that I play along with the charade That doesn’t seem to be a reason to change You know I feel so dirty when they start talkin’ cute I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot ‘Cause she’s watchin’ him with those eyes And she’s lovin’ him with that body, I just know it And he’s holding her in his arms late, late at night You know I wish that I had Jessie’s girl I wish that I had Jessie’s girl Where can I find a woman like that Like Jessie’s girl I wish that I had Jessie’s girl Where can I find a woman Where can I find a woman like that And I’m lookin’ in the mirror all the time Wonderin’ what she don’t see in me And I’ve been funny, I’ve been cool with the lines Ain’t that the way love supposed to be Tell me Where can I find a woman like that You know I wish that I had Jessie’s girl I wish that I had Jessie’s girl I want Jessie’s girl Where can I find a woman like that Like Jessie’s girl I wish that I had Jessie’s girl I want, I want Jessie’s girl
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 *bangs head* *twitch* WOOOOO!
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 The only thing that could possibly top that is if Tim finds the lyrics to "Don't Talk To Strangers".
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 OK, replace Rick Springfield with...er...Leif Garrett? I was reaching for an obscure celeb, but I guess we got some Springfield fans.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Leif Garrett is awesome! *lets out a high pitched girl scream*
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Upon futhur review... this thread is not as good as the Bossman one.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 *sits in the corner and cries*
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::In a rare twist of fate, sticks up for Rando:: "Hey, you! Yes YOU, Mr. "I love the Bossman thread so much I'm gonna let him stick his shiny nightstick up my Hershey Highway so that I can feel what HARD TIME is all about!"...we're fucking with Rando here, and you're fucking with our fucking. So don't fuck, or we'll fuck you up. Fucking fuck.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 That was way too much fucking for *YOUR* Sex God! Oh man...I am damaged... *CRIES HARDER*
Yuna_Firerose Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Speaking of the sex god, Shannon Moore has moved on. You'll have to find another pretty boy to screw with at my hotel.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Shannon Moore is a BOY! OH MY GOD!!! *Cries*
Guest TheBlurricane Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 It's Rando's fault that Yuna likes gay wrestling slash It's Rando's fault that BuffyBeast is in love with A-Train
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::In a rare twist of fate, sticks up for Rando:: "Hey, you! Yes YOU, Mr. "I love the Bossman thread so much I'm gonna let him stick his shiny nightstick up my Hershey Highway so that I can feel what HARD TIME is all about!"...we're fucking with Rando here, and you're fucking with our fucking. So don't fuck, or we'll fuck you up. Fucking fuck. Alright...who wants some? Who's next? YOU! (Points to Zack) You want a little? HUUUUUUH? You want some? Do ya? HUH? (After being intimidated; Zack pushes a newbie to prove his manhood.) Hail to the king, baby.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 It's Rando's fault that WWE made a fourteen year old boy wrestle Tajiri on Velocity... WHICH YOU CAN READ ABOUT ON THESMARTMARKS.COM!!
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 *from in room* I'M A WWE BOOKER *thinks to himself* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Guest TheBlurricane Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 The guy in Rando's sig makes Bob Barron look like a cover model for GQ.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 *from in room* that's ME....you BAST..... *can't finish sentence...cries uncontrollably*
Guest TheBlurricane Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Oh in that case Bob Barron just became the sexiest man alive!
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 that's way too disturbing even for me... *sobs*
Guest TheBlurricane Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 You're right..........what was I thinking?
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 ::In a rare twist of fate, sticks up for Rando:: "Hey, you! Yes YOU, Mr. "I love the Bossman thread so much I'm gonna let him stick his shiny nightstick up my Hershey Highway so that I can feel what HARD TIME is all about!"...we're fucking with Rando here, and you're fucking with our fucking. So don't fuck, or we'll fuck you up. Fucking fuck. Alright...who wants some? Who's next? YOU! (Points to Zack) You want a little? HUUUUUUH? You want some? Do ya? HUH? (After being intimidated; Zack pushes a newbie to prove his manhood.) Hail to the king, baby. ::Kills Zsasz for stealing SANDMAN'S~! TSM catchphrase. Resumes Rando-bashing.:: Rando invented slash.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 I did not...it was just a fantasy!
Guest TheBlurricane Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Rando likes to write Doogie Howser Fan Fic!
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 don't you DARE make fun of Doogie, Bitch!
Guest TheBlurricane Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Whoa everyone heard that.......there are witnesses! You said you wanted to make me your bitch.............sicko!
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 *twitch* guhhh.... *twitch*
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