Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 In so many ways.... *twitch*
Guest AM The Kid Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 A hand is finger-licken good. You owe me a new monitor and keyboard.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 it's also very good with ice cream
Guest Downhome Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 it's also very good with ice cream I'm sure you use Maye Young afterbirth as a normal person would use chocolate syrup on ice cream. For the sake of your future lovers, I pray you don't have a food fetish.
Guest Mik at Cornell Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Your camera gimmick sucked. Bitch.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 *click....whir......twitch*
Guest treble charged Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 I see a bad moon rising I see trouble on the way I see earthquakes and lightnin' I see bad times today Don't go 'round tonight It's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise I hear hurricanes a blowin' I know the end is commin' soon I fear rivers over flowing I hear the voice of rage and ruin Don't go 'round tonight It's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise Hope you got your things together Hope you are quite prepared to die Looks like we'er in for nasty weather One eye is taken for an eye Don't go 'round tonight It's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 *twitch* Rising...Moon.... BAD~! *shakes*
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Don't go 'round tonight It's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise Huh? I always thought the line was: "There's a bathroom on the right"? Spoiler (Highlight to Read): yes that was a joke.........a bad one......but hey I got to emotionally scar Rando.......why not use bad humor?
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 *goes to the bathroom on the right*
Guest AM The Kid Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 This would have been a classic thread a few months back but sadly, Rando drove all the good posters away.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 This would have been a classic thread a few months back but sadly, Rando drove all the good posters away. NOOOOO! Why couldn't I have retired! I'm such a bastard.... *smacks myself in head with chair* AHHHHH...PONY! *sadly moans*
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Little known Rando secrets: He came up with the Mike Sanders Pony idea while having two of his My Little Ponies "mate". He then took a third Pony and glued Sanders' face on it, thus dubbing it Mike Sanders' Pony. He's dreamed of inserting something other than gumballs into Tom Servo's head. Let's just say that balls are part of that goal, but they are not of the gum variety, I assure you. And he's not as witty as he seems. He uses cue cards.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 He came up with the Mike Sanders Pony idea while having two of his My Little Ponies "mate". He then took a third Pony and glued Sanders' face on it, thus dubbing it Mike Sanders' Pony. He's dreamed of inserting something other than gumballs into Tom Servo's head. Let's just say that balls are part of that goal, but they are not of the gum variety, I assure you. And he's not as witty as he seems. He uses cue cards. NOT....MY.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *sob* ....secrets.... *twitches and tears up cue cards* uhhh....ummm.....
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 SPEAKING of secrets... He's wearing lingerie right now. That's right, Victoria's Secret, her BIG secret, is Rando. Friggin' guy couldn't resist the crotchless pink lace ones. Says it's because they prevent chaffing, but we ALL KNOW that's not the case. Is it Rando?
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 you said you LIKED IT when I wore this stuff! I always do EVERYTHING YOU WANT! My mother was right.........I am a bastard!
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Everything I want? Bah, don't pin this one on me, sucka. It's always been about you. So before you try to make myself, or anyone else look bad, why don't you take your Pony, your cue cards, your "witty" repotoire, you're fucking MST3K love...take it all and make a big fat pathetic sandwich. You are what you eat. Then listen to some EMO, you whining bitch.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 *twitch* guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
Guest The Upright Man Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 (edited) PINK PILLS FOR PALE PEOPLE! Edited June 1, 2003 by The Upright Man
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Rando, its your fault I am sad almost everyday of my pathetic life. It is your fault that every morning I get up and look in the mirror, I end up hating what I see. It is because of you that I am forced to swallow four little pink pills everyday just to try and alleviate my constant sorrow so that maybe, just maybe, I can feel good about myself for one fucking hour. Its entirely your fault. Thank you. It's also your fault he's standing upright.
Guest TheBlurricane Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Damn Rando look what you made me do. I came out of retirement to tell you that I left to get away from you in the first place!!!
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 *twitch* Blurri....too....strong... I like DINGOS!
Yuna_Firerose Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 This thread is quite amusing. And by the way Rando, my Lita muse has forgotten all about you, in fact, I got rid of her.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Rando signed Scott Steiner to his WWE contract.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 NO! HOSS BAD! MOOSES GOOD!
Guest AM The Kid Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Rando prevents me from living my life to the fullest. He made me want to commit suicide in 1998. He is the biggest piece of shit the world has ever seen, he has ruined my life and my family's life! Rando, kiss my ass you fucking loser.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasy... ...Bake Oven!
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