Storm Card!!! For April 18th!!

[Guest Suicide King]

SWF Storm

Friday April 18, 2003

LIVE from the Rose Garden in Portland, Oregon!

Matches due by 10:00 PM Eastern Time

Send all materials to: TheBostonStrangler

 

Opening Promo – Someone says something about something else!

 

Singles Match

“Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Ced Ordonez

Danny Williams is back, and he’s ready to pick up right where he left off… once he shakes off the ring rust anyway. Williams asked King to book him against someone that “he wouldn’t miss.” King isn’t a fool, so SWF wrestler turned referee Ced Ordonez has found himself in a world of trouble for his one night only return to the ring!

Rules: Standard singles match, DQ and Count-out in effect.

Word Limit: 4000

Send to: realitycheck

 

Singles Match for the Number One Contendership to the US Title!

Johnny Dangerous vs. Mike Van Siclen

Time to see who gets the next shot at the Nightmare! Who knows? Maybe the winner of this match can ride the wave all the way to the PPV!

Rules: Standard singles match, DQ and Count-out in effect.

Word Limit: 4000

Send to: Grand Slam

 

Hardcore Title Match

Beezel vs. Janus

The undefeated Beezel goes against the unbowed Janus in what will undoubtedly be a bloodbath! Frankly, Beezel has a snowball’s chance and we all know it, as Janus is most perturbed at being robbed by Frost last week! And a little Beezel-bashing could be just what the doctor ordered… but Beezel has proven himself both skilled and darned lucky!

Rules: It’s hardcore.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: TheBostonStrangler

 

Tag Title Match

Tornado Tag!

Justice and Rule vs. Deja Vu

The day has finally arrived! Surely Justice and Rule can beat these two rookies! I mean, really! Come on! Two experienced ring veterans against two pretty boys who’s most technically sound maneuver is a sleeper hold? How can this have happened? HOW? That said, these four men have packed an awful lot of ego into this one match! Hopefully there will be room for the belts in there for the winner!

Rules: Tornado tag match, all four men are in the ring at the same time.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: chirs3

 

Inferno Match!

Neilsen of the Jungle vs. Jay Dawg

Tempers are flaring. Blood is boiling, and things are about to… explode! A blast from the past for Neilsen could spell the end of the Jungle King, as Jay Dawg’s memory goes way, way back, and it doesn’t forget, much less forgive. And if Dawg wins, let’s just say that King is prepared to reward him handsomely for solving that pesky Neilsen problem once and for all…

Rules: No DQ, no count-out. To win, you must set your opponent on fire. The bottom ring rope will be set ablaze once both men enter the ring, and paramedics will be at ringside with fire extinguishers with instructions to put Jay Dawg… I mean, either competitor, out.

Word Limit: 6000

Send to: TheBostonStrangler

 

Main Event

Singles Match for the SWF Heavyweight Title

Tom Flesher vs. Frost

The ill feeling has been simmering for some time now. This very well may be the greatest challenge either man has faced. Throw in the most prestigious belt in the industry on top of the petty insecurities, righteous indignation, and god-awful rage, and let’s just pray that both men walk out of the ring under their own power.

Rules: Standard rules.

Word Limit: 6000

Send to: Suicide King

[Guest Suicide King]

Ahem. Sorry about the lateness of the card. Entirely my fault, and I do apologize. Note the later due date as a result.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Oh sweet fuck!

 

 

 

(we should be Main Event gosh darnit!)

[Guest realitycheck]

I'm marking Williams/Ced? This makes me smile, for some reason. Spiff looking card, King.

 

Although, word limit? Main event? Y'ello?

 

-Z

[Guest Ace309]

Word Limit: 200.

 

I'm a minimalist.... I'd *STILL* find a way to come in 500 short.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Ok, if I write a 25,000 word match before King gets the limit up and send it in, that's cool right?

[Guest HVilleThugg]

That is one packed card, to say the least. My question has to be...if this is the Storm card, what on earth does CC have in store for the PPV!

 

Hardcore title!

 

Tag Team Titles!

 

Inferno Match!!

 

World Freaking Title!!

 

Jesus guys...save some stuff for the PPV!

 

Da "marking big time for Neilson vs. JD" H

[Guest Suicide King]

Word limit thingie fixed.

[janusd 0]

One on one hardcore.

 

Should be easier to write than the three-way match where I won the title.

 

*eats lunch* Right. Time to get writing.

[Guest Beezel]

Oh dear.

[Forewarned 0]

This is one gimmick match that'll be hard to write for.

 

And even harder to lose.

 

There's a new nutshot record on the way. What was it J? 67?

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Dammit all... The only time I've ever been drunk enough to not remember the night before and what happens?

 

Well, somebody bust out the WD-40 because there's gonna be a crapload of ring rust to spray off.

[Guest Powerplay]

Dammit all... The only time I've ever been drunk enough to not remember the night before and what happens?

 

Well, somebody bust out the WD-40 because there's gonna be a crapload of ring rust to spray off.

Win this match, CED, and you can turn the Hardcore Title into the DDR title.

[janusd 0]

Win this match, CED, and you can turn the Hardcore Title into the DDR title.

......

 

*finds his title renamed the DDR Title*

 

.......

 

*freestyles*

[Guest chirs3]

Tag Title Match

Tornado Tag!

Justice and Rule vs. Deja Vu

The day has finally arrived! Surely Justice and Rule can beat these two rookies! I mean, really! Come on! Two experienced ring veterans against two pretty boys who’s most technically sound maneuver is a sleeper hold? How can this have happened? HOW? That said, these four men have packed an awful lot of ego into this one match! Hopefully there will be room for the belts in there for the winner!

Rules: Tornado tag match, all four men are in the ring at the same time.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: chirs3

 

I love you, King.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Win this match, CED, and you can turn the Hardcore Title into the DDR title.

......

 

*finds his title renamed the DDR Title*

 

.......

 

*freestyles*

DDR Title=Glorious Comeback

 

[Guest Deja Vu Kris]

Dude??

 

I didn't expect that until the PPV.

 

Now where the hell is my idiot brother?