Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2003 I'm surprised I completely forgot to ask this last night. So, I'll ask this morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bravesfan Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Jacqueline defeated Molly Holly after a Tornado DDT. There was a spot where Molly had Jackie in an almost 'Last Ride' position but Jackie kinda fell over Molly's back and was supposed to have been Jackie rolling her into a sunset flip pinning combination but Jackie fell too far back of Molly so Molly had to literally back up into the pinning attempt. Like Pros though, they did the same spot again about 30 seconds later with efficiency, so I'm guessing in post editing we will never see the first attempt. Molly had to be helped to the back by a ref after the match. At this point Coach and Lita left their announcing positions and did not return for the rest of Heat. Strange. THREE MINUTE WARNING defeated Al Snow and Maven when one of TMW threw up Al Snow on his shoulders and planted him with a Samoan Drop for the 3 Count. Al Snow got a very nice "respect" pop and Maven got a recognition pop but nothing special, which considering he is from around here is not a good sign. Rico got LOUD LOUD LOUD "RICO SUCKS" chants during this match. Rodney Mack beat Brad Hunter in a shortened match because one of the ring ropes broke. Teddy Long did some Mic work beforehand, tossing the word PLAYA out in every sentence. Said he knows Hunter hails from WHITESVILLE, USA (may be next to Part's Unknown) and asked isn't this the same White Boy we beat up last week? Anyways after the match they replaced the broken rope quickly, since they couldn't go on TV with RAW with a broken rope. While this was going on the T-Shirt guy had Chyna's and Johnny B. Badd's old gun shooting T-shirts to a few lucky fans. (From another HEAT report: At this point I am talking to my brother about something and the ring ropes break when Mack attempts to clothesline Hunter over the top rope. A member of the audience screams that it is the white man’s fault.) Rico defeated Spike Dudley with a spinning leg lariat type of kick. I'm sure the technical name Nazis reading this will be shaking their head in shame that I don't know the proper name for it but I don't really care. Crowd was pretty much into this one. Three Minute Warning got ejected early on in the match, giving the hope that Spike may win. RICO SUCKS chant was nowhere as loud in this match as beforeduring TMW's match. Spike got a standing ovation from about 1/3 of the crowd after it was over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Wow, that's, um, pretty bad. Why does Jacqueline keep getting wins? Does anybody care about her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted April 16, 2003 I bet she gives good head. I can see no other reason for her being employed right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Stevie didn't get a match, not even against a jobber, yet Am-I-Still-Employed-Jacqueline does?!?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Why the fuck did Jacqueline go over Molly? Can we say "NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT JACKIE"? Hmm? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Jacqueline has gone over Molly numerous times on Heat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Maybe twice. But they keep doing that damn match ad infinatum and Molly won the last two encounters, I believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Jacqueline defeated Molly Holly after a Tornado DDT. There was a spot where Molly had Jackie in an almost 'Last Ride' position but Jackie kinda fell over Molly's back and was supposed to have been Jackie rolling her into a sunset flip pinning combination but Jackie fell too far back of Molly so Molly had to literally back up into the pinning attempt. Like Pros though, they did the same spot again about 30 seconds later with efficiency, so I'm guessing in post editing we will never see the first attempt. Molly had to be helped to the back by a ref after the match. Jackie blows a spot. Molly has to try to save it. Big shocker. They repeated the spot, but not right away, so maybe the procedure for blown spots on taped shows is to pretend the first one didn't happen and try it a bit later in the match. Jackie sucks. Yay, Molly! If Jackie injured Molly though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Polish_Rifle Report post Posted April 16, 2003 I thought I read somewhere that Rico had a match with Jeff. Its the same old crap on Heat every week. Even Smackdown's 2nd rate show is better than Raw's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Heat USED to be good... but Raven's in NWA-TNA now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2003 The "Masterpiece" angle was the only entertaining part of Heat. Now it's back to random matches that mean nothing *sigh* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Your Olympic Hero Report post Posted April 16, 2003 I bet she gives good head. I can see no other reason for her being employed right now. It probably just looks good for PR that they have atleast one black woman on the roster.... but now that they have Jazz.... why Jackie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2003 She'll prolly join their "held down black" stable soon. Why don't they just make her a ref? That's all she's good for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Polish_Rifle Report post Posted April 16, 2003 What's up with Molly and her new ring attire? She should've kept her mouth shut during the Fat Ass push she was getting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Wow, that's, um, pretty bad. Um, what? "Teddy Long did some Mic work beforehand, tossing the word PLAYA out in every sentence. Said he knows Hunter hails from WHITESVILLE, USA (may be next to Part's Unknown) and asked isn't this the same White Boy we beat up last week?" You must have missed that part, Rush2InaccurateJudgment. "At this point I am talking to my brother about something and the ring ropes break when Mack attempts to clothesline Hunter over the top rope." Goddamn, the guy is monster over and is strong enough to destroy the ring without even directly trying to damage it. SIGN THIS MAN NOW, RETARDS. Why does Jacqueline keep getting wins? Does anybody care about her? She has to keep her heat, playa. But they keep doing that damn match ad infinatum and Molly won the last two encounters, I believe. I think she's only lost maybe one to Jackie since series started. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
