Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 17, 2003 This Afternoon around 4:30...Shortly after getting Home.... The House was quiet...Wife still at work and the dog at the Vet. I took the opportunity and rubbed one off.... Feeling sick and gross...I decided to take a Shower...That's where It happened... As I thickly lathered my Large Apparatus, I looked deep into my infamous CRAZY OUTTA CONTROL goatee and I saw a sudden rash of Gray hair...My world was falling apart... My world was over....I held back the tears...I stood there in the middle of the room...A singluar spotlight shone on me...I gingerly drew out the scissors and I went at it... An Half Hour passed and I was near complete...on the verge of tears...I took the gel and softly rubbed it over the tiny remaining parts of my now deceased best friend... I took my Mach Turbo 3...This was the first time I've been clean shaven since I was 16....I starred in disbelief and I saw a face staring back at me in the mirror... He looked so Familar...I could tell he was robbed of his integrity... I smoothed it out and There it was...Not one bit of Facial hair on my face...and I realize one thing... DAMN! I AM A SEXY BITCH! So What about you Guys...Any Shaving Memories? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2003 I am currently growing a beard. It's not as easy as those damn hobos make out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted April 17, 2003 I can grow beards just like *THAT* so whenever I want a beard, BAM it's there not long after. Facial hair is not exciting for me. Though my super fast facial hair growth has allowed me to experiment with at least 30+ different facial hair variations. 7 with the soul patch alone... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I'm rocking a playoff beard right now. I usually keep a small goatee, but I let the beard grow out during the playoffs and when I get too busy to shave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted April 18, 2003 When I was 19, I had shoulder length hair and a beard. And I still got carded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I miss my long hair. I shaved my head as a result of losing a bet when I was 15. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I had long hair since I was 7 until The night before my 17th birthday when I shaved it off and I've yet to grow it back... I had the beard for as long...NEVER CUT IT OFF... Loved it...Never got carded... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted April 18, 2003 Caboose I'm the same way. I'm like Jericho in that I change up my facial hair often, just because I know it'll be back sooner rather than later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I shaved a couple of months ago, realized I looked really ugly and decided never to shave again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I can't grow any amount of facial hair to save my life. I have a little stubble or something on my chin, but I haven't shaved for like a week, or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted April 18, 2003 Alas, I also once had shoulder length hair... ...It was the summer of 2002, times were simpler. America hadn't invaded Iraq, Brazil had just been crowned World Champions for a record fifth time, I was 17 and my hair was long. I having had a reasonably dramatic year, even losing the will to live at one point, decide that I needed to put the past behind me and with that I needed a fresh start. Including shaving my 14 inch locks, which had taken me two years to grow from off my head. I trimmed my beard to a respectable Lucifer length and started my new life as someone happy and not a depressed sonofabitch... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I had a porn mustache from the time it started growing when I was 15 to the time I finally shaved it off when I was 20. Sadly, I know that it will never grow back, but on the plus side, women dig me more without it. I can't grow a goatee out, only very long stubble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I remember when I cut my long hair...I literally cried the week after... See, when I was in the 7th grade, I told my parents that I would either grow my hair long or get a mohawk. They said they wouldn't let me get a mohawk. So I started to grow my hair. By the beginning of the 8th grade, it was shoulder length. Fast-forward 2 1/2 years. SUMMER 2002. My long hair, with the sides and back of my head shaved, is down to my ribbs. Roughly 23-25 inches long. Brushed, pulled back, and the best hair to ever headbang with. And, on one 98-degree day in late August...I took out the clippers I used to keep the sides and backs of my head shaved...and gave myself a mohawk. The hair was still long, but 2/3 of it was gone. 2 weeks later, a week and a half into school, and I crop that. Mohawk, 2 inches long. Now, I have a pseudo-bowlcut, growing my hair back out. I should have it shoulder-length by graduation. ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I have no hair..anywhere..(Im the anti-Albert) Damn your discussions about hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I have no hair..anywhere..(Im the anti-Albert) Our saviour is here! Please defeat BuffyBeast and her disgusting sig! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I have no hair..anywhere..(Im the anti-Albert) Our saviour is here! Please defeat BuffyBeast and her disgusting sig! I don't have signatures turned on, but I can only guess at how bad it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I've been growing my hair out since Oct. 2001. I shaved the sides and back recently, leaving me with a cut similar to Matt Hardy. But it still isn't even down to my shoulders. That'll take a few more inches. I can't grow a beard to save my life. The only place where my facial hair looks decent is on my chin, and it's only now starting to come in on the rest of my face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I had a 'fro, but I cut it about 2-3 weeks ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zero_Cool Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I had a pretty good mop going, but got a real haircut a few weeks ago...but hey, at least I'm considering letting my sideburns grow with my hair again, so I have uber crazy sideburns to go with my new mop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I'm scruffy as hell. Have been for years Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I've had a shaved head since I was 14, but I'm done with that. I'm getting huge liberty spikes. Probably got a while to go on that yet. Still got the beard though, and always will. I look like a child without it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I also can grow a beard in about a week. I time my shaving so I have a perpetual 5 o clock shadow on every day of the week. Alas, my hair grows out, and not down, so whenever I go for long hair I end up with a 'fro, which, in case anyone was wondering, looks like ass on a white boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I'd love an afro, but it'd just turn into a muffro (a mullet crossed with a afro). And thats a bad thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest swan Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I could shave twice a day if I had the time. I get up and shower at 5;45 am every morning, by early afternoon the 5 o'clock shadow rears it's ugly head. I once went out with a chick that got those brazilian waxes and tanned in the nude. Yummy!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Nice...YO! My Beard is Doing a JERICHO ON ME! It's already growing back! I'm gonna do something different this time though...I've had the Jerichoesque Goat forever... Any suggestions? I considered a "Anvil" type Goatee or Maybe I will just go with a Soul Patch...Nah Fuck Soul Patches...Thems for Homosexuals and Winning basketball coaches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2003 I can't grow a beard....AT ALL. The most I get are ugly ass sideburns and a silly patch on my chin. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Guess You aren't a Man like the rest of us then are you? I feel for adults who can't grow a decent rug... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted April 19, 2003 I can't grow a beard....AT ALL. The most I get are ugly ass sideburns and a silly patch on my chin. Dames Yeah, that's pretty much what I get, too. I think if I let it grow out for a decade or so, I could get some cool looking Rico-like sideburns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Where is Shavd Bear when ya need him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted April 19, 2003 I had a Jericho goatee ala this for a while, but shaved it off for a girl. (I look nothing like Jericho, I just had the same goatee/beard for a few months.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
