You Know You Watch Too Much Wrestling When!!!

[Guest Dmann2000]

You get a crafty smile whenever you see a ladder set up (I have these visions all the time at work)

 

The words squeegee and safety scissors make you giggle like a fool around non-fans.

 

In addition to Pomp and Circumstance:

 

When watching 2001 you cry out "Whoo" at various moments

 

Whenever you hear a bell gong you expect the lights to go out.

[Guest BigPoppaKev]

When your referee in your high school basketball game looks oddly similar to Ric Flair you refer to him as the nature boy and give WOOOOO's every 5 minutes and you expect him to strut before making a foul call.

 

When you watch a football game and see a sick tackle and start you yell out "GORE! GORE! GORE!" on cue.

 

When watching a video on Matadors in spanish class and all you can think about is Tito Santana. OLE!

[Guest eiker_ir]

i too summon the power of Yoshijiro Tajiri when i see my little brother on his knees or something.

 

i also spit the water ala HHH all the time

 

and i do the Brock happy dance all the time

 

 

Woooooooooo~!!!

 

Bang! Bang!

 

OOOOoooooooh Yeah!!!

[Guest Memphis]

You constantly promise to take your buddies to the strip club, but end up taking them to the beach instead for your weekly bait-and-switch ritual.

Lmao.

 

Whenever something goes your way, you succeed greatly at something or a substantial amount of attention is placed on you, you do the Crazy Old Man Strut ala Vinnie Mac.

 

I love that strut.

 

M

[EL DANDY~! 0]

-When you constantly refer to somebody as Poochie...

 

-Whenever you drink water, you have the tendency to lean back, raise up your arms, and spit it all out...

 

-When in a board meeting, you suddenly yell out "3-D!" as you and another co-worker suddenly take some other guy through a table...

 

-If somebody has fallen asleep at their desk, you wake them up with a chair shot...

[Guest caboose]

When you see someone get slappen in the street and shout 'WOOOOOOO!'

 

When you try to hulk-up after taking a beating from someone in a real fight.

 

When you say something is 'just TOO sweet'.

 

When superkick your best friend through a barber's window.

 

When you start working over someone's knee in a real fight to setup the Figure4.

 

When your waiting for Don King to run in with a chair while watching a boxing match.

 

When you try to tell a 'story' in a real fight.

[Guest caboose]

One More:

 

You know you watch too much wrestling when you read through the bible, to find the book of Austin, 3:16.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

When you're watching another sport (particularly hockey or football) and you see someone take a big hit, you think "Wow, what a bump!"

 

And, if he doesn't get up right away, you admire his selling.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

If someone accuses you of being a bit crazy, you let out a WOOOOOOO . . . and drop an elbow on the floor for no reason.

[Guest Redhawk]

If you're play-fighting with someone and you put them in a submission hold....but then YOU also sell the move with your facial expression (a la The Rock when he does a Sharpshooter, Benoit when he does a Crossface, Angle when he does an Ankle Lock).

 

You've somehow convinced yourself that Shawn Michaels' character is NOT a flaming homosexual.

 

Also when playfighting, you hit a move and then do some kind of pose or pretend-you're-yelling-at-the-opponent gesture.

 

You have entrance music playing in your head whenever you walk into a tense situation.

 

You have entrance music playing in your head after you've accomplished or won something.

[Guest Choken One]

I always have music playing if I know shit gonna happen...

 

 

I ALWAYS spit my water out...

 

 

You know you watch too much Wrestling when you turn heel on your co-worker and join the Alliance.

[King Cucaracha 0]

-Whenever you drink water, you have the tendency to lean back, raise up your arms, and spit it all out...

Lol, I always do that!

 

 

-When you're standing at the bus stop, and as the bus is pulling up you do the 'Lesnar happy dance', before leaping onto the bus ala Lesnar.

-When for no reason you do the Mattitude sign, or god forbid, the HBK Stripper dance mannerisms

-When you try putting the Ankle Lock on someone in a fight, and try desperatly to hurt them with it...doesn't work well, believe me.

-When an old lady falls over in the street, you have the urge to chant 'You Fucked Up...You Fucked Up'.

-Feather boas don't seem gay to you...well as gay.

-You start 'hulk posing' after scoring a goal/touchdown/homerun/whatever.

-You follow up questions with 'Oh Hell Yeah'

-You sing cool wrestling songs NO-ONE has heard off...example 'Live for the Moment' by Monster Magnet.

-You actually invision your wrestling career when you're bored

 

And of course...

-You go through hundreds of shirts a year because you keep tearing them open.

[Guest CanadianChick]

-You go through hundreds of shirts a year because you keep tearing them open.

Guys love it when I do that!

[TheFranchise 0]

Hmm..

 

i can't think of a witty response to that one CC, but.,..

 

gotta love the Book quote in the sig

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

If someone trips and falls, you go up to him and do the ARROGANT COVER! C'Mon Baby!

 

Which reminds me, you go to Bath and Body Works and ask for Arrogance.

[Guest Bling-Bling Buchanan]

When you blame everything bad going in your life on Triple H.

[Guest Choken One]

I always do the happy dance when going into my Office...

 

 

I even did the Mattitude sign at Easter Lunch and Perplexed my In-Laws.

 

 

 

The Ankle lock DOES work...I have my wife TAPPING in no time!

 

 

Who hasn't dreamt of the glamorious life of rasslin?

[Guest CanadianChick]

I even did the Mattitude sign at Easter Lunch and Perplexed my In-Laws.

My friends get confused as hell when I do that too.

[Guest crandamaniac]

You have perfected the Mr. Perfect gum swat.

 

You've tried catching a football thrown by yourself.

 

When the neighborhood kid crashes his bike in the street, you don't go up and help him, but instead yell "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"

[Guest Stunt Granny]

You've never completed an arm wrestling match because you always punch the other guy in the face before you have a chnce to lose.

[Guest Redhawk]

You repeat what someone just said to you as a question:

 

"Bob, you're late."

"I'm late? Well how about I..."

 

"What are you doing?"

"What am I doing? I'm just...:"

[Guest notJames]

… you name your first born son after your favourite wrestler.

 

(Guilty.)

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I have:

 

No sold alot of crap

Sat up for some mysterious reason

Appeared suddenly when the lights shut off, and came back on

Trapped people in various submission holds

 

 

-You show up to work in a helicopter, and slam the fattest guy at work for being un American.

 

Every Rose Has It's Thorn!

[Guest Drury37]

When on your job resume you call yourself "A Broadcast Journalist"HAHA!!!

Thanks.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

When on your job resume you call yourself "A Broadcast Journalist"HAHA!!!

Thanks.

LOL!

 

You refer to the IRS as Irwin.

 

You refer to things in the past as, "Last week, right here . . ."

 

You stay at work eight minutes longer than scheduled because there is "Bonus work to be done!"

[Guest Coffey]

You incorporate words like 'mark', 'mark out', 'over', 'heat', etc in everyday conversation.

 

I do this.

LOL! I just did that too. I said (about the Lakers/Minnesota game) "The right team went over."

 

LOL!

[TheFranchise 0]

… you name your first born son after your favourite wrestler.

 

(Guilty.)

how is young mean mark?

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

-When you're in church, and you slap the hands of the fellow worshippers who are in their seats as you walk down the aisle.

-When you dance like Shane McMahon or Shawn Michaels at parites or clubs

- When you refuse to enter a room without someone playing your own entrance song.

-When you're mad or sad you use Vince McMahon's overdramatic facial expressions (guilty)

-When all you can think about is professional wrestling (guilty)

[Guest WhenDanSaysJump]

I am guilty of pretty much all of the following...

 

When someone makes the slightest little error and you start a "YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!" chant.

 

Any heavy impacts of any sort are greeted with shouts of "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

 

When you take your girlfriends giant teddy bear and perform wrestling moves on it, screaming puro-announcer style. "NOOOOORRRRRZZZZENNNARIGHTS BOMB!"

 

When someone mentions Germany and the first thing you think of is suplexes.

 

When you see a parrot and think of Frankie.

 

When pink tights and singlets don't seem half as flaming as they should.

 

When sometimes love is like an agooment, sometimes its like a piledriver.

 

When a colleague loses their job and you envisage their boss pulling an evil face and sneering "Yooooouuuu're fiiiiiiiiiiiired."

 

When you say "BAH GOD" in the middle of sentences for no reason.

 

When you greet friends by doing the nWo pointy thing.

 

When you fall down in a club and sell the neck for twenty minutes.

 

When it takes you to remember that DDT is also a pesticide.

 

When you say that Sports Team A "jobbed to" Sports Team B.

 

When you suffix words in sentences with "-uh" in an attempt to be humorous.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I even did the Mattitude sign at Easter Lunch and Perplexed my In-Laws.

My friends get confused as hell when I do that too.

If you go to the University of Houston they wouldn't look at you funny. The UofH hand gesture is very similar to the Mattitude one.