Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted April 18, 2003 they are really saying almost in spoiling that its Hogan in Disguise....... How the hell can you disguise Hogan? Put him in a mask he still gonna move like Hogan. and as usualthey will fuck up their own storyline of him being grounded at home. Guess they can say Steph and Hogan made a side deal to get air time as a alternate gimmicked wrestler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooseCannon25 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2003 If it's gonna be Hogan then they're blatantly gonna make it obvious it's him for comedy.....besides its so obvious who Mr. America is...... "The Patriot" Tom Brandi.....err....umm....well, maybe not, but it would finally give him a good reason for buying the Patriot gimmick from Del Wilkes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lil Naitch Report post Posted April 18, 2003 You know, while they continue to bring back old wreslters and gimmicks, and since Vince said he would do it if he thought it would pop a rating, why not dress Jeff Hardy up as the Ultimate Warrior? Sure, he might not be as big, but he's sloppy, covered in paint, and gives rambling, incoherent interviews. It's MONEY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted April 18, 2003 The candidates... Hulk Hogan -- At least he wouldn't get to talk. Bradshaw -- Although the cowboy boots might give him away. Steve Austin -- He's been fired, so he could return under a mask like Hogan. Jim Ross -- He's in the same situation as Hogan and Austin, and it's not like he's never wrestled before. Rulon Gardner -- Former Olympic gold medalist. Jake from Tough Enough 2 -- He used to be a fireman, and they're the real heroes, remember? Matt from Tough Enough 2 -- Remember JR creaming himself over this guy. The 6-10 kid from Connecticut. Darryl from Tough Enough 1 -- The most entertaining TE kid ever. Shane McMahon -- "It was me, Vince! It was me all along!" Kane -- Add some blue and white and there ya go. Lex Luger -- The Lex Express is coming back, yo! Word life! Kurt Angle -- As Team Angle's silent manager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted April 18, 2003 could be Mark Henry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted April 18, 2003 The candidates... Hulk Hogan -- At least he wouldn't get to talk. It would be pretty fun if Hogan did talk when he was Mr.America. Everyone knows it's him may has well make it completley obvious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Y2_Rey Report post Posted April 18, 2003 Dave Draper & Joe De Angelis *lol* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tpww7 Report post Posted April 18, 2003 Mr. America will probably get the Black Scorpion voicebox. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I do wonder how they go with this. I mean, if it is Hogan, do they just have him start out at main event/upper midcard level, or do they have him pay him dues by squashing jobbers. Heck, I know I'd mark out for Hogan vs. Funaki! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I almost want them to try and do this seriously. Have Tazz & Cole put over that they don't know who it is. It'd dead set be reason enough to have the men it white coats come for Vince. Tell me though, being the ignorant Aussie I am, was it blatantly obvious Flair was Black Scorpion in that WCW story?? Is it actually possible to disguise a recognisable figure?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 18, 2003 Maybe it will be a repackaged Nova. Anyone but Hogan! Well, since Nova invented Hulkamania, it would lead to the somewhat huge "Who invented Hulkamania Invitational" battle royal. Hulk v. Vince v. Piper v The Iron Shiek v Bob Backlund v Nova. And I love this picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 18, 2003 Maybe it will be a repackaged Nova. Anyone but Hogan! Well, since Nova invented Hulkamania, it would lead to the somewhat huge "Who invented Hulkamania Invitational" battle royal. Hulk v. Vince v. Piper v The Iron Shiek v Bob Backlund v Nova. And I love this picture. ***** match!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Your Olympic Hero Report post Posted April 18, 2003 It's a repackaged A-Train, complete with American Flag-pattern dyed back hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest j.o.b. squad Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I do wonder how they go with this. I mean, if it is Hogan, do they just have him start out at main event/upper midcard level, or do they have him pay him dues by squashing jobbers. Heck, I know I'd mark out for Hogan vs. Funaki! well hogan will have to watchn out for the drop kick of doom here is my guess tatanka the native american pointing out that native americans are the only true americans and all whiteys are diesesed european tree hugging hippie pasifists Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 18, 2003 I almost want them to try and do this seriously. Have Tazz & Cole put over that they don't know who it is. It'd dead set be reason enough to have the men it white coats come for Vince. Tell me though, being the ignorant Aussie I am, was it blatantly obvious Flair was Black Scorpion in that WCW story?? Is it actually possible to disguise a recognisable figure?? Yes, provided that person has a rather "average" (for WWE) build. It also doesn't hurt if a full mask is used, and the body is completely covered--which is why Sting was easy to "fake" during the nWo days. Sting has a medium build and mostly was dressed head to toe. It was also difficult to tell Owen in the Blazer costume from Jarrett. If it's Hogan, it'll be difficult to disguise someone with his build, skin color, voice. The fans would begin "Hogan" chants right away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 18, 2003 The candidates... Hulk Hogan -- At least he wouldn't get to talk. It would be pretty fun if Hogan did talk when he was Mr.America. Everyone knows it's him may has well make it completley obvious. His interview style would be exactly the same, except instead of "Hulkamaniacs" he says "My fellow Americans...!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted April 19, 2003 If it's Hogan or Luger in a mask, I hope he gets booed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
