Vince's reason for bringing Sable back

[Guest AndrewTS]

and RIGHT THERE folks, youhave your first ever Women's Three Stages of Hell match.

 

Coming to a SD PPV near you!!

 

That's very sad, since I just saw the Austin/HHH one from No Way Out 2001 last night.

[Guest CanadianChick]

 

Pillows! Gravy! Pudding! Who will survive? Find out on PPV!

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

The next logical step is to get Chyna to come back, since she hasn't been doing anything earth shattering either since she left.

 

Sable vs Chyna vs Torrie

 

Ugh.

[Guest The Superstar]

Sable vs Chyna vs Torrie

I smell 60-minute Ironwoman!

 

I smell Round Robin Challenge the next month!

 

I smell buyrates!

[Guest snuffbox]

Sable vs Chyna vs Torrie

I smell 60-minute Ironwoman!

 

I smell Round Robin Challenge the next month!

 

I smell buyrates!

I can actually see all those things happening...due to Vinces late-blooming Down Syndrome. Except, of course, for the buyrates.

[Guest AndrewTS]

And Chyna would become the first SD Intercontinental Champion...just to piss us off for wanting the title back.

 

BTW, what's a "Round Robin Challenge?"

[Guest ShooterJay]

Sable vs. Chyna

Sable vs. Torrie

Torrie vs Chyna

 

That would be a Round Robin Challenge-three separate matches.

 

So,

[Guest ViciousFish]

No one has brought up the fact that maybe Sable just sucks cock really well. I mean extremely well after the way she left the company.

 

 

And just as a sidenote..Chyna has done a few things. She got her ass kicked by Joey Buttafuco on that Celebrity boxing bullshit and Masa Chono, I think it was, beat her ass in a match and said he wouldn't fight her again unless she had a sex change.

[Guest AndrewTS]

No one has brought up the fact that maybe Sable just sucks cock really well. I mean extremely well after the way she left the company.

I only doubt that because of how lousy her "movie career" went.

 

Although secretly I was thinking the said thing when I saw the topic of the thread.

 

Hey, it worked for HBK's wife...

[Guest ViciousFish]

She works for WWE? I thought she was a Nitro girl.

[Guest AndrewTS]

She works for WWE?  I thought she was a Nitro girl.

There was a strong rumor that she got her original job as a Nitro Girl that way.

 

Keep in mind that Eric Bischoff may have done a lot of the hiring...

[Guest ViciousFish]

Lemme see....I'm in charge of a major international company. Decently hot women want jobs dancing. I don't think I'd have my pants on at all during the day.

 

On another note I think thats how Jarret picks the TNA girls. I swear those women are the skankiest dancers this side of Paris. My wife sits and counts the camel toe shots.

[Guest Redhawk]

And just as a sidenote..Chyna has done a few things. She got her ass kicked by Joey Buttafuco on that Celebrity boxing bullshit and Masa Chono, I think it was, beat her ass in a match and said he wouldn't fight her again unless she had a sex change.

She was also in the Hunter made-for-TV movie last week. She did a pretty good job, too.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Rather amusing...the "I Fucked a Nitro Girl" club includes HBK, DDP, Kevin Nash, Test, and David Flair...

[Guest Choken One]

I'm sure Daddy Flair got himself a piece of that Nitro Girl Pie...

[Guest ViciousFish]

I'm sure anyone who ever had a fucking title in that company got some. They seemed notoriously slutty.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I'm sure anyone who ever had a fucking title in that company got some. They seemed notoriously slutty.

Vince Russo and David Arquette?!

 

That's just wrong...

 

Haku was WCW Hardcore Champ when he left you know...

[Guest geniusMoment]

You mean the kotex mafia. Yes they were slutty, they were named the kotex mafia because they were all fucking people in high places so if you pissed them off you were screwed.

[Guest AndrewTS]

You mean the kotex mafia. Yes they were slutty, they were named the kotex mafia because they were all fucking people in high places so if you pissed them off you were screwed.

Considering we're talking about WCW, I'm not surprised. I didn't hear anything about that until now, but I wouldn't be surprised.

 

Back on topic, reminds me of Sable's brief run in WCW...ahh...remember? Night in the crowd, never seen until now? I miss all those years without her.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Maybe this isn't the appropriate place to point this out, but I'm thinking it now so it will go in here. There will not be a Wrestlemania 21.

[Guest razazteca]

The next logical step is to get Chyna to come back, since she hasn't been doing anything earth shattering either since she left.

 

Sable vs Chyna vs Torrie

 

Ugh.

bring back Alundra Blaze while your at it

[Guest Coffey]

C'mon, you know that you all watch Smackdown in hopes of seeing "the grind."

 

/sarcasm

[Guest JDMattitudeV1]

Those pics of Sable are pretty scary. She looks like an anorexic version of Stifflers mum. Seriously why does Vince think people want to see this angle when Torrie has just posed for playboy, therefore we have seen all there is to see, and Sable posed 5 years ago when she was younger with a better body.

[Guest Memphis]

The next logical step is to get Chyna to come back,

Somewhere, Papacita just had an orgasim.

 

Memphis

[Guest Breetai]

Masa Chono, I think it was, beat her ass in a match and said he wouldn't fight her again unless she had a sex change.

So he want to beat the shit out of a woman now?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Those pics of Sable are pretty scary. She looks like an anorexic version of Stifflers mum. Seriously why does Vince think people want to see this angle when Torrie has just posed for playboy, therefore we have seen all there is to see, and Sable posed 5 years ago when she was younger with a better body.

It makes sense to Vince.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

The idea to bring back Sable was Vince McMahon's. He apparently felt there was a natural, money-drawing storyline between Sable and Torrie Wilson over the Playboy cover.

 

Credit: 411/PWTorch

Funny that this storyline hasn't happened yet.......

[BifEverchad 0]

The idea to bring back Sable was Vince McMahon's. He apparently felt there was a natural, money-drawing storyline between Sable and Torrie Wilson over the Playboy cover.

 

Credit: 411/PWTorch

Funny that this storyline hasn't happened yet.......

Uh...yeah, it did.

[Guest Anglesault]

The idea to bring back Sable was Vince McMahon's. He apparently felt there was a natural, money-drawing storyline between Sable and Torrie Wilson over the Playboy cover.

 

Credit: 411/PWTorch

Funny that this storyline hasn't happened yet.......

Uh...yeah, it did.

Uhm...no.

 

The playboy cover was mentioned once, maybe twice.

 

They were the female, horrible workrate version of Angle/Benoit (i.e. multi-month feud for no apparent reason)

[Papacita 0]

The next logical step is to get Chyna to come back,

Somewhere, Papacita just had an orgasim.

 

Memphis

*has VERY belated orgasm*