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Miss Smartmarks III

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This is it, it is down to two. Both have appeared in previous finals only to come up short. Now, they face off to find out who will retire a Miss Smartmarks Champion.

 

Introducing first:

 

She hails from Watertown, Massachusetts and is 22 years of age. She made it to the finals of Miss Smartmarks II, only to lose to Shakira by a 21-17 result. She is well known as Faith, from Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and from the movie Bring it On. She is the winner of the East region and defeated Salma Hayek 26 - 18 in the Final Four:

 

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Her opponent lost the first ever Miss Smartmarks Tournament to Jessica Alba 18 - 13. She hails from Waco, Texas and is well known from I Know What You Did Last Summer and The Tuxedo. She is the winner of the West region and defeated Alyssa Milano 26 - 18:

 

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Voting closes after Smackdown and the result will be revealed on OaOast HeldDOWN that same night.

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Guest Youth N Asia

It's all about Faith

 

I vote Dushku. JLH has almost been given this thing every year and keeps falling on her face. Don't vote for donkey ears.

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Guest Youth N Asia

When I saw that pic of JLH for some reason I thought it was Clair Forlanie from Mallrats

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Guest Space_Cowboy

Well, it's the final matchup i expected before this even started.

 

I vote Eliza Dushku

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Guest Vitamin X

I predicted Dushku would win this thing, and dammit I likem y predictions to be correct.

 

Besides, this whole thing being run by Kingpk and with Dames threatening bans on people who vote against JLH...

 

not to mention the ****** (yes 6 stars dammit) match with my girl Brit in the Elite Eight, SUSPICIOUSLY losing by one measly vote...

 

LET'S GO ELIZA DUSHKU LET'S GO!!!

 

...doesn't sound very catchy, fuck that..

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Guest Mr. Slim Citrus
Hewitt, if only because it means that we'll finally be rid of her in this thing...

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Guest Edwin MacPhisto

Eliza Dushku. She looks better these days than she ever has--catch Buffy this week? Zounds!

 

Both are lookers, but every role I've seen Eliza Dushku play she manages to exude a certain charm and sexiness that JLH just doesn't have. It's Eliza all the way.

 

Also, man, what a hot name she's got.

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Guest Youth N Asia

I liked her more in season 3 of Buffy. With a little more baby fat on her. Still take her over JH though

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Jennifer Love Hewitt.

 

Do you fuck girls' ears? No. I rest my case.

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Guest spiny norman

Jennifer Love Hewitt made it to the finals. I just told my mother as she walked in and she laughed. People, I know it's just a matter of opinion, and people's opinions can't be wrong, but, well, yours are.

 

Eliza Dushku

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Guest Youth N Asia
Jennifer Love Hewitt.

 

Do you fuck girls' ears? No. I rest my case.

They're friggin huge! I couldn't keep my boner I would be so distracted

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Guest Kotzenjunge

That's just sad, man, bordering on neurosis. LOOK AT THE REST OF THE PACKAGE!!!!

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Guest Sandman9000

Why y'all are lookin' at JLH's ears when her chest is RIGHT THERE, I'll never know.

 

JLH.

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Guest spiny norman

She's going to break in half any second. She looks sickeningly thin. About five years ago, yeah, Jennifer Love Hewitt was attractive. But nowadays she is just too gross for words.

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