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Guest bps "The Truth" 21

"Kurt talking to Taka and Funaki after winning KOTR

 

"I am King Kurt. Which is similar to your emperor or 'head ninja.'""

 

We have a winner

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Guest CanadianChick
"Kurt talking to Taka and Funaki after winning KOTR

 

"I am King Kurt. Which is similar to your emperor or 'head ninja.'""

 

We have a winner

Why am I not surprised that Kurt is involved in the winner?

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Guest ViciousFish

That reminds me of the time Big Show called taka and Funaki gooks, and Vince tried to pas sit off as goofs but Show fucked up the line.

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Guest Youth N Asia

Kurt: "Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date. Now THAT is Extreme!"

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Guest eiker_ir
Kurt talking to Taka and Funaki after winning KOTR

 

"I am King Kurt. Which is similar to your emperor or 'head ninja.'"

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Guest CanadianChick

Stephanie McMahon: "I always say, 'Once is not enough'."

RVD: "Yeah, I heard that about you."

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Guest TheBlurricane

"We all remember our first time. I bet Stephanie remembers her first time with the captain of the football team...and the basketball team...and the baseball team...and the head of the chess club" - Jericho

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Jason Sensation- "If anyone's going to smell what the Rock is cooking, it's gonna be me...Look how big my damn nose is"

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"Yeah Kane, you with the power, me with the agility! You with your chokeslam, and me with my 5 star splash...and the Van-Daminator...and the Van-Terminator...and the Split-Leg Moonsault...and the Rolling Thunder--did I mention you had the chokeslam?"

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Guest TheBlurricane

"When it comes to The Crock and the ladies.....and The Crock hits rock bottom....he has no choice but to lay the smack down on himself" - HHH as The Crock

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Guest Youth N Asia

I FOUND THE EXACT QUOTES!

 

Kurt: "I'm no longer Kurt Angle. I would like you to call me King Kurt "

 

Kaintai: "King Kurt?"

 

Kurt: "Very good. Actually you're picking this up a lot quicker than I thought. It's actually your version of an emporer or a warlord or head ninja."

 

Kaintai: "ninja?"

 

Kurt: "Or whoever rules you guys. I'm not sure but the point is-"

 

Hardcore Holly: " What the hell are your talking about. They're not stupid. They're Japaneese."

 

Kurt: " Excuse me. Did I summon you? What's the Japaneese word for commener?"

 

*Bob Holly then kicks the King of the Ring crown*

 

Kurt: "You kicked my crown. I mean, do you realize how hard it is to find a crown repair shop in this city? It's True. It's True or what you people in Hartford would say "It's true. Now call me a moving van so I can get the heck out of this town before I kill myself"

 

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damn...I need to have that on tape

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"Yeah Kane, you with the power, me with the agility! You with your chokeslam, and me with my 5 star splash...and the Van-Daminator...and the Van-Terminator...and the Split-Leg Moonsault...and the Rolling Thunder--did I mention you had the chokeslam?"

That was my favorite Raw moment ever until the Rock/Hurricane bits came along.

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Guest eiker_ir

- Booker :''dawg, u bettah raise your PUNK-ASS UP'!!!''

 

- Christian:''... i don't even know what that means...''

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Guest CanadianChick

"Wow Booker, I didn't know you lost the WCW title 5 times."-RVD

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Guest bob_barron

Booker: Finally the Book has come back to Summerslam!

Lillian: But Booker T- this is your first Summerslam.

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Booker: Finally the Book has come back to Summerslam!

Lillian: But Booker T- this is your first Summerslam.

That is so going in my sig now...

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Guest TheBlurricane

"Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, I've got olympic gold, I've got olympic gold..."

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Commish Foley "But I'm a 3 time WWF champion and I never got my own dressing room."

Edge "But Mick you never change your clothes."

Christian "You just wrestle in whatever you're wearing"

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- Christian: why don't we find commisioner Foley to get us a couple of sodas

- Edge: yeah...and SODAS RULE!

- Christian: yeah they do!

 

*high five*

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Guest bob_barron

Foley: How much do you weigh?

Christian: 225

Foley: You're lying.

Christian: Damnit!

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Guest Youth N Asia

Kurt: "Down here, I see a 7 foot tall 340 pound bag of muscle who hides behind a mask and doesn't speak a word and why, because he lacks integrity and he obviously lacks intelligence. Sure he has intensity. There's no doubt about that, but that can only take you so far, Kane."

 

Kurt: "Even though, I suplexed an 82 year old pregnant woman, I am still a role model for children not to mention elderly people."

 

Kurt: " Rock, Unlike you, I don't raise an eyebrow. I raise a standard of excellence that you and the people here tonight can only dream of achieving."

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Guest bps "The Truth" 21

My favorite RVD quote in WWE came just two weeks ago when they won the titles.

 

*after Kane storms off when finding out that RVD has agreed to a match for the titles that will force them to join Bishoff's regime if they lost*

 

"Dude...we're gonna win"

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Kurt: "H cubed plus I cubed is greater than d cubed."

 

HHH: "What the hell are you talking about?

 

Kurt: "Listen to me. HHH, your three h's plus my three i's can easily overcome the three d's of the Dudleys."

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My favorite RVD quote in WWE came just two weeks ago when they won the titles.

 

*after Kane storms off when finding out that RVD has agreed to a match for the titles that will force them to join Bishoff's regime if they lost*

 

"Dude...we're gonna win"

The worst thing was, even without RVD saying that you knew they were gonna win.

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Guest TheBlurricane

"but he's truly sorry from deep down in the cock cock cock cockles of his heart" - Goldust

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Guest eiker_ir

'' what're u gonna do?? throw a..throw a chicken mcnugget at the rock?''

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