Guest Lil Naitch Report post Posted April 20, 2003 (edited) "I got my Hurri-powers, Bitch!" -Hurricane to the Rock "Just Bring it, Bitch!" -Rock to Goldberg And another recent Hurricane quote: HHH: "Why the hell are you even getting involved in this!" Hurricane: "Because I stand for truth and justice, bi-atch!" Edited April 20, 2003 by FoleyDDP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted April 21, 2003 "The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall!" -Howard Finkel It loses all it's oomph without "with a sixty minute time limit!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Askewniverse Report post Posted April 21, 2003 (Raven has challenged Kurt Angle to a match): Angle: "You're challenging me?" Raven: "Oh, yeah." Angle: "I'll face you in any kind of match that you want, buddy." Raven: "Fine. ECW rules, then." Angle: "Fine. Oh, and by the way, ECW doesn't rule, the WWF rules, pal!" (After HHH has challenged Kurt Angle): Edge: "Kurt, don't worry about it. Just go out there, kick the snot out of his never-ending nose, and afterwards, we'll all have cake!" Christian: "Yeah! Cake is the body that rocks the party!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 21, 2003 one day...I just want the Rock to be like "Everybody 3 Count...1 2 3!" and mock the Hurricane...... I'd mark out... and then for Hurricane to best out "if ya smell" or "Finally..." or something Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Dude...if ANYBODY made the 3Count reference to Hurricane in a skit...I'd splooge myself... **HUGE 3Count mark** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 21, 2003 [Cartman] Ewww...Laz splooge [/Cartman] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted April 21, 2003 MORE Chris Jericho in WCW (Thanks to my TREASURED CJ-WCW comp): - (Referring to Dean Malenko retiring) And a Mmmm Bop, it's gone! Thank you! - CJ: Everybody here knows that . . . (to Penzer) where are we? Penzer: Columbus, GA CJ: That Columbia, Georgia is my favorite town! - (To Konnan) Pull up your pants, cause your drawers are hanging OUT, Daddio! - (To Goldberg) You're not strong enough, you're not tough enough, and everyone knows you're just too GREEN to beat Jericho! - (Regarding the prestige of the TV Title) If you're watching TV right now, I am your champion . . . If you like to stuff potato chips down your mouth and watch the boob tube, I am your champion . . . If you're married to the remote control you're married to Chris Jericho . . . and if you like to channel surf, you're surfing with me, Hang Ten DADDIO!!! (Used to be my sig) - (Regarding Dean Malenko's Retirement) It's kind of a good news, bad news thing. The bad news is that Dean's definitely retired. But the good news is that he applied for a job at Harry's Burgers, and if he gets the job, I'll let you know. - And FINALLY . . . 1,004 Holds! 1. Armdrag 2. ArmBAR 3. Moss Covered Three-Handled Family Crundenza 4. ArmBAR 5. Saskatchuwan Spinning Nervehold 8. (Skipped 6 and 7) ArmBAR 9. Shooting Star Staple Super Press 10. Right Handed Punch (Commercial Break) 712. ArmBAR 713. ?The Progressive Lock? 714. The Canadian . . . (The dastardly Nitro music/pyro drown him out, Dammit!) 723. The Jericho Screwdriver Twist (Prince Iaukea's music hits and CJ's microphone doesn't work, Double Dammit!) 805. Super Blizzard (Prince Imokeauyourokeaya ruins everything by shooing CJ out of the ring) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted April 21, 2003 "The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall!" -Howard Finkel It loses all it's oomph without "with a sixty minute time limit!" The winner of this bout . . . And NEWWWWWWW . . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 21, 2003 - Trish: ''you know who looks reaaaally great in lingerie?'' - Foley: ''.....Pat Patterson?'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Vince - "Ring the bell...ring the damn bell" Vince - "It was ME, Austin...it was ME ALL ALONG" Vince - "Watch...I can make it do tricks" Vince - "Tonight...In THIS VERY RING..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted April 21, 2003 JR KOTR98 - (After Sable slaps Patterson for patting her ass) Pat Patterson getting a little liberal with unfamiliar territory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Rock to Hurricane... ''the Scorpion King tonight, live in Cleveland, he's gonna bring his X ray vision, night vision, heat vision..cable vision'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 21, 2003 "Who in the GREEN Hell are you?!" - Rock to Hurricane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 21, 2003 the Rock answering to Goldberg's challenge for a match at Backlash... '' well simply put! in front of you, and the millions and millions of the Rock fans!.....naaah......'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Invictus 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2003 the Rock answering to Goldberg's challenge for a match at Backlash... '' well simply put! in front of you, and the millions and millions of the Rock fans!.....naaah......'' I love how Rock exits the ring after that, not even looking at Goldberg. Cracks me up every time. This thread has brought back some great memories. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted April 21, 2003 the Rock answering to Goldberg's challenge for a match at Backlash... '' well simply put! in front of you, and the millions and millions of the Rock fans!.....naaah......'' I love how Rock exits the ring after that, not even looking at Goldberg. Cracks me up every time. This thread has brought back some great memories. Then the way he uttered "The Rock says NO!" at the crowd after exiting the ring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Does anyone remember the time Kurt Angle interviewed the Rock putting together various pieces of past Rock interviews together? I can't remember any quotes from that but I imagine there has to be a few classic ones there. Anyone remember any? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 21, 2003 that was from the Heat before No Mercy 2000 the best was just whenever Kurt was ralking they showed the Rock just sitting there without speaking looking like an idiot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 21, 2003 ok just watched it talking about who ran over Austin - KA: '' what was the first thing that went trough your mind when you witness this?'' - Rock: ''well, when the Rock saw it The Rock tough, um he might be hurt...um...uh...the Rock better go take a shower now so he can go eat'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 21, 2003 more... - KA: '' i can't beleive you call yourself the people's champion after behavior like this!'' *rock smiles and waves at the camera like an idiot* - KA: '' settle down mister...'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DerangedHermit Report post Posted April 21, 2003 "The Rock has come back to Toron....Toront...to run his mouth all your candy asses!" or something like that "The Rock has come back to Se-at...Se-at...see all of the people show appreciation to The Rock!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Stronger then bear/faster then a buck/the biggest thing hit to Canada- cause the Maple Leafs SUCK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 21, 2003 the whole exchange of the Rock challenging Jeff Hardy... Edge - "This totally reeks of heinousity" or something to that effect Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Stunt Granny Report post Posted April 21, 2003 "Hollywood's gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass nWo style~!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Tino Standard Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Two of the finest comebacks to the "What?" chants... Hogan... 'cha gonna do? and the Undertaker's immortal: "Go ahead and say 'What' one more time if you like to sleep with your mother." and my other Austin favorite from his '01 heel run: "... right here tonight in Cincinnati (crowd goes crazy) ... You say that like you're proud to live in this CESSPOOL." (Crowd gets suitably pissed after that) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 21, 2003 that was pretty funny how he kept repeating the same thing *beats the rock up* "Hollywood's gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass nWo style~!" *leave him in the ambulance* "Hollywood's gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass nWo style~!" *goes to get in the truck but right before* "Hollywood's gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass nWo style~!" *while in the truck* "Hollywood's gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass nWo style~!" etc etc etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Stunt Granny Report post Posted April 21, 2003 "Sunny keep making making passes and looking at Owen Hart, BUT HE'S MINE!!!!!.......he's under contract to me I mean." Jim Cornett "You don't have to yell at me Schavonie I'm not blind." (I use that one time to time.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Edge & Christian trying to get out of defending their tag titles by claiming illness, and always doing singles matches: Edge: What can we think of this time? Christian: Uh... How about an STD? Edge: Yeah! STDs RULE! (high-five) Christian: Yeah they do! Foley: I heard that! (chastizes them, books match) And by the way, STDs do NOT rule! I also love the one where Foley gives Christian the San Diego Chicken outfit, talks about how Kurt Angle used it to train for the Olympics, and later Angle walks up and deadpans "Oh, my chicken suit!" (Pre-Invasion, Austin/Angle/Vince guitar scene) Angle: Could you move a little? (Austin moves INTO Kurt) Angle: No, the other way.. Thanks. (strums guitar a little) Austin: AHEMCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH. Angle: .... *strums, goes into terrible Jimmy Cracks Corn song, Vince leaves* Austin: Kurt... Kurt... Kurt! KURT! Angle: What? Austin: What the hell do you think you're doing? Angle: Cheering up Vince. Austin: Who? Angle: Vince! Austin: Where is he? Angle: (looks around) Austin: You scared him off! You suck! Angle: Well you weren't any better! Austin: That's a lie! I'm the greatest! (to Debra) Tell him I'm great!! Debra: Ah... Austin: EXACTLY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse The weather was warm, not a trace of snow As The Rock got ready to whoop Chris Jericho Jericho's claim to be the best The Rock has found quite brutal Clearly, Chris Jericho is a man who has no strudel "I am a living legend", Y2J would sing As he trembled with fear, heading into the People's Ring And faster, faster than Scrooge saw the ghost of Christmas past The Rock hit the People's Ring and whooped Y2J's ass It seemed quite certain the title would switch As The Rock made Chris Jericho his own punkass bitch And after The Rock pinned Chris Jericho 1-2-3 Stood over his limp body in victory The Rock grabbed the mic and told everyone in sight Merry Christmas to all... - The Rock's Night Before Christmas - The most dominating force in the WWF. That's alot of big talk for a couple of guys who have had the Tag Team titles a total of five days. Math time fellas. You have been the Tag Team champions once. We have been the Tag Team champions seven times. Oh yeah, so technically that makes us seven times better than you. - Edge to Kane and Undertaker - I think especially after tonight that your favourite letter is the letter 'P'. - Jericho to Regal after he 'peed' in his teapot - Well, The Rock could just imagine what you were like in high school. The oldest 27 year old Senior the world has ever seen. Standing out in front of your house with your mama. And that short, little, yellow bus pulling up in front. Meep meep….meep meep….meep meep. You just walk in off the bus going to class, getting inside the classroom, teacher up on the blackboard “Okay, class. What is 2 + 2? Do you know Booker? “ ”Oh yeah, I know the answer to that. 2 + 2…Thomas Jefferson, sucka.” - The Rock to Booker T - Nobody spills my milk. - Kurt Angle to the Hurricane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RollingSambos Report post Posted April 21, 2003 "One of these days, I'm gonna look down at your grave, and it's gonna say, "Here lies Bret 'The Hitman' Hart, the biggest piece of crap that ever walked the face of the Earth, and the reason he's layin' here is because STEVE AUSTIN whipped his pink and black ass", and that's the bottom line...'cause Stone Cold said so!" - Steve Austin, April 1997 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
