Guest Dmann2000 Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Any one remember that Segment with Austin and Spike? It was something like Austin: Molly is a dumb bimbo! Spike: She's MY DUMB BIMBO! *Rips Petition* Austin: You sign my petition, and then your little bimbo girlfriend can sign it. Spike: What'd you call her? Austin: A bimbo Spike: Wha- Austin: She's a bimbo, ain't you heard? Spike: You can't talk about my girlfriend that way! *Spike rips up petition* Later in that match, Austin stands on Spike's head and just screams, "You wanna tear my shit up boy?!" Kurt tops it by responding to Spike/Molly with "What is this, Saved By the Bell?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anorak Report post Posted April 21, 2003 "If you're trying to imply that I'm gay......well, I'm not. I don't have a problem with gays. In fact, gay people love me. Everbody loves me. I'm adorable". -- Kurt Angle JR: "Bubba's gonna get some wood, 'King' Lawler: "Molly is certainly not used to that." "It appears that my announce team is taking their jobs for granted. JR, need I remind you that I have Tony Schiavone's number in my speed dial." -- Eric Bischoff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted April 21, 2003 I can't believe this hasn't been named yet JR: Lita's jerking Edge off....The ladder! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 21, 2003 uhmmm... "hero! jackass! hero! jackass!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Aw jesus. I forgot about the one when Holly thought he was a super heavyweight and kept goading the Hardys and Gangrel to step on the scale. He referred to Jeff as Karen Carpenter and called Gangrel "Count Fatass" No... the exact quote was: "Come on Dracula... you fat bastard." Hardcore and Bossman would have been an awesome tag team in '99. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MideonMark Report post Posted April 21, 2003 From before KOTR 2001, I think: Kurt-''Edge, I think I know you'' Edge-''Kurt, your a dork'' Christian-''Yeah the dorkifications are endless'' Edge-''Yeah Kurt youre like Dorkimus Maximus'' (dunno if those are exact but theyre close) Booker T-''Yo, Japanese people, just because you know Kung Fu, doesnt mean you know shampoo'' (From that epic Edge/Booker T Shampoo Commercial feud) Members of Alliance are in the locker room: Booker T-''Now can you dig that, suckaaaaa!!!!'' Austin(muttering)-''Well maybe if you gave us a shovel'' (Something like that) Tazz-''JR, Id slap you in your face, but it looks like God already beat me to it'' (hey, I found it funny) Rock:'' Are you implying to The Rock that you are asking for his hand in marriage?'' Mankind-''Well thats just a figure of speech....kind of...I just meant that unlike all those....'' Rock-''First and foremost Mick, The Rock is not comme ci, comme ca, and The Rock could care less if you want to offer him a piece of that poontang pie!'' Lawler-''Oh my gosh, tossed salad!'' Mankind-''Well Rock Im not a biology major, but I dont think I have any poontang'' Foley-''Well Rock, now that youve done it all in this business, youre a 5 time WWF Champion, I gotta ask you how does that make you feel?'' Rock-''Well, The Rock....'' Foley-''IT DOESNT MATTER HOW THAT MAKES YOU FEEL!'' (Foley runs around the ring, chanting Foley) Ill add more later when I think of them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dmann2000 Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Foley-''Well Rock, now that youve done it all in this business, youre a 5 time WWF Champion, I gotta ask you how does that make you feel?'' Rock-''Well, The Rock....'' Foley-''IT DOESNT MATTER HOW THAT MAKES YOU FEEL!'' (Foley runs around the ring, chanting Foley) Foley screaming "I did it" made the moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted April 21, 2003 I miss Foley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Snuka: "I can break a bone out there, and I mean any part of a bone." Heyman: "Get away from here! We don't speak Spanish!" Vince: "Quiet down or I won't put an XFL team here." Mick: "Suger Coated Testes? Is that some kind of breakfast cereal?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TMPacMan Report post Posted April 21, 2003 "Booker T-''Now can you dig that, suckaaaaa!!!!'' Austin(muttering)-''Well maybe if you gave us a shovel'' (Something like that)" I think the exact quote went: Shane McMahon: Can you dig it? Booker T: Oh, I can dig that. Austin (muttering): Where's your shovel? I was just about to post that when I saw it mentioned too...classic quote, as was everything Austin did/said in his 2001 heel run. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 21, 2003 I think a 2001 heel Austin and a 2003 heel Rock would be a great team... I don't know why though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Vince: "Quiet down or I won't put an XFL team here" Vince-"If you people don't shut up, you won't get an XFL franchise next season!" The thing that makes this quote. The XFL didn't last another year. More XFL... Cena "You're just another bad idea, like the X...F...L." Piper to Vince "Look at those broad shoudlers you got there huh? You're about ready to play football. Yeah...how about some XFL!" Vince's smiling face turns to humilitation... At least Vince can laugh at himself. I guess... Foley(In Hartford), "Right here, in front of my Ivy Leauge friends, finally, Mankind, has come back to Harvard." King, "Harvard? It's Hartford you idiot." JR, "He means Yale...god bless him he's trying. Foley, "The DOZENS..." Fans, "AND DOZENS" Foley, "And dozens of Mankind's fans." And of course Foley, "Michael Cole, know your mouth, and SHUT...your role." Also on that show(not exact)... Rock, "Kane, you come out here, your music hits, there's fire shooting out of the posts, fire shooting out of your ass! And suddenly, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy because...Kane can finally talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak! Well, The Rock says how about you come out here, and The Rock will let you speak, so you can say this. (In Kane imitation voice)My name is Kane (fans cheer and Rock stops for a while) And I am a roody-poo, candy ass! So Kane, you come out using your little voice gimmick, and you have left The Rock with one choice as to what to do with it. The Rock's gonna take that voice gimmick..shake all the batteries out...lube it up, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!" X-Pac as Shamrock in the Corporation parody-"It's five knuckle shuffle time!" Rock after the Corporation parody "The Rock said it before, and he'll say it again You go one on one with The Great One, gonna make your monkey ass famous, tonight, World Title Match. For now Triple H, the Rock says Whatcha gonna do, when the 24.... no, wait, that's not it, that's not it. Oh, this is it, this is it. To be the man, Whoooooo! You gotta beat... no, that's not it, that's not it. Oh, this is it. Ooooohhhh yeah, dig... no, dammit, that's not it either. " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Oh, double post...err... Jericho to Viscera-My god, you look like the love child of Fat Albert and Mr T Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Askewniverse Report post Posted April 21, 2003 I'm not too sure of the exact quotes, but: From the 1997 Slammys: Mankind: "I'd like to thank a man who's been a father figure, an inspiration to me...Mr. Aldo Montoya!" Owen Hart: "Hey, Bulldog...You may have two belts, but you don't have two Slammys! We're winners, me and my Slammys. Woooo!" from a Smackdown: (wrestler hits a northern lights suplex) Michael Cole: "What a fisherman suplex!" Tazz: "That's a NORTHERN LIGHTS suplex! Get it right!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 21, 2003 RVD is Seen walking around Bischoff's Dressing Room on a Cell Phone... RVD: Yeah, That's cool man, I know what you mean...(Lays on Couch) HEY! Man! How's your brother? I haven't heard from him in awhile... Door Opens... Bischoff enters... RVD: Hey, Man! Bischoff steals the Cell Phone and Says Goodbye. Bischoff: What do YOU think your doing in MY OFFICE! RVD: Well, I was kinda wanting to ask for a favor Bischoff: A Favor? Don't you realize I'm under a lot of stress...I am expecting a VERY important phone call from SCOTT STEINER! So Why don't you get out of here...You just got yerself a match with Jamal and Rosie in a HANDICAP match... Rvd: All right cool... Leaves Room...opens the door again RVD: oh and by the way...That guy you hung up on...That was Steiner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 21, 2003 and Steiner still went to Raw Steiner - "I wrestled lots of countries!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MideonMark Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Austin is calling out Booker T, Tazz gets up from announce table Austin-''Unless Booker T got real fat and real short, you aint Booker T'' Austin(to Raven)-''Who beat your ass last week?'' Raven-''Saturn'' Austin-''The guys in love with a mop, and he kicked your ass. Would ya like me ta give ya a little quote, would ya like that- You Suck! Quote Stonecold nevermore' Brock last week on SD complete with goofy ass grin: ''I landed on my noggin'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Invictus 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Brock last week on SD complete with goofy ass grin: ''I landed on my noggin'' He looked like such a moron running around with this huge grin on his face yelling "Yep, I landed on mah noggin'!". At least I could tolerate him before, but if this is his new demeanor as "hyper-hillbilly"...ugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BobBacklundRules Report post Posted April 21, 2003 From Wrestling Information Archive: Bobby H on the Rossati sisters: "The only thing they recognize is a buffet" Bobby Heenan commenting on Hoagan's entrance music Heenan: That's my second favorite song. Monsoon: I'm almost afraid to ask. Whats your favorite? Heenan: All the rest are tied. Jesse Ventura commenting on Uncle Elmer kissing his wife: "They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn." Gorilla & Bobby on the Rosatti sisters: Brain: "I looked it up. You know what Rosatti means in Italian?" Gorilla: "Sure. It means red, rich, full..." Brian: Nope...it means lard. Bobby Heenan on some Jobber: "I once asked him what came at the end of the sentance... and he said "parole"." "Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs."-- Jesse Ventura "Gene Mean, look at our body. Cameraman, zoom!" -- Iron Sheik Bobby H. on the Rosatti sisters: "I see the rodeo's in town again." "You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car." -- Bobby H Roddy Piper on Ole Anderson: "He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!" "Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!" -- Bobby Heenan on a freeze frame of Typhoon "Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan "The pleasure was all yours." -- Jesse Ventura "I would rather hurt a man than love a woman." -- Cactus Jack Gorilla & Bobby on Adrian Adonis: Gorilla: He's quite lethargic. Bobby: And slow Bobby Heenan on Kerry Von Erich: "He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Shane McMahon: "You know what Jim, I'd fire you right here on the spot but I got another problem that your co-hort Michael Cole sucks just as bad. " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Vince: "Just one thing - in some respects, I think I lost a son tonight, but maybe - maybe I gained another one." Mankind: "Really? Gee, thanks Dad." I loved the Vince/Foley stuff in 98 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted April 21, 2003 "Booker T, you say you want to "ax' me somethin'." Well, let me tell you this boy, the only thing an axe is good for is chopping down a tree." -Austin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted April 21, 2003 "Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs."-- Jesse Ventura "You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car." -- Bobby H Bobby Heenan on Kerry Von Erich: "He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs." Why can't we have commentators like that anymore? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Lawler to Andy Kaufman: "I couldn't warm up to you if we were cremated together." Lawler: "Anything worth having is worth cheating for." Piper: "You don't throw rocks at a man who's carrying a machine gun!" Heenan: "That's right, Ric! Roll out to the floor, make him come after you, and then pick up a chair!" Heyman: "Stacy and Torrie can do that to me any time." JR: "In your dreams!" Heyman: "Actually, JR, that is a very accurate statement." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Big Bossman: "Big Show, I mean Big Freakshow, it doesn't matter what partners you get at Survivor Series - your chances of beating me are about as stiff as your dad!" Big Bossman: "'With the deepest regrets, and tears that are soaked / I'm sorry to hear that your dad finally croaked / He lived a full life on his own terms / Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms / But if I could have a son as stupid as you / I'd have wished for cancer so I would die too / So be brave, and be strong, get your life on track / 'Cause the old bastard's DEAD and he ain't never comin' back!' That's EXACTLY how I feel about the Big Show's daddy bein' dead!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted April 21, 2003 (Saturday Night's Main Event, after Honky Tonk Man hit Randy Savage with a guitar) Jimmy Hart: "Macho Man's actually lucky, Honky." Honky Tonk Man: "Why's that, Jimmy?" Hart: "He's just lucky you don't play the piano!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Kurt Angle: "Hunter, let's face the facts. In nine short months, I've accomplished things that took you years to accomplish. Oh, it's true it's true. In nine short months, I've won titles, I've won tournaments, and the accolades go ON AND ON AND ON...while, Hunter, in YOUR first nine months, you were doin' Hog Pen matches!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Jericho: "Congratulations, Vince - after 647 consecutive run-ins during my matches, you have decided that due to outside interference, in the interest of fairness, it's time to play it safe. Well maybe if you woulda had that Socratarian wisdom the night Stephanie was conceived, the world we live in would be a much less slutty place." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MideonMark Report post Posted April 21, 2003 ''Yippee kay ey, mother hubbard''-Kurt Angle HHH(as Rock)-''The Crocks just been in the bathroom and Ill tell ya something you should have smelled what The Crock was cooking'' (I loved that whole segment) Eddy(to Benoit, whilst Benoit has the same expression he had for the whole segment)-''Dont look at me like that'' Chavo-''Shame on you Chris Benoit, shame on you'' (Im sure you all remember the segment thats from) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 21, 2003 HHH(as Rock)-''The Crocks just been in the bathroom and Ill tell ya something you should have smelled what The Crock was cooking'' (I loved that whole segment) mentioned long ago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
