Guest Mattdotcom Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 "I'm a FIVE-TIME....WCW CHAMPION....and I got a sword!" -Booker T, proving that had he been in the picture, he'd be a ONE-TIME ACADEMY AWARD WINNER. "So, Edge, I hear you wanna be on the cover of Tiger Beat Magazine, which is fitting, because you're the expert on beating it, tiger!" -Jericho, pre-KotR 2000, made all the better by his doing the hand motion.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Two of the finest comebacks to the "What?" chants... Hogan... 'cha gonna do? I laughed my balls off at that. Sunday Night Heat before Survivor Series 99 Ivory: "Here's my impersonation of Moolah." *grabs heart and falls to the floor*
Guest Mindless_Aggression Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 More JR, since he is what keeps me going at this point in life... *Austin beats on Biscoff and looks at his "watch"* King: What time is it Austin? JR: IT'S TIME TO WHIP HIS ASS. And of course... King: JR did you put that barb wire under our table for Austin?! JR: I DIDN"T PUT NOTHIN UNDER NO TABLE YA SONUVABITCH AGHGHFJH LIAR" It was great because he sounded so guilty.
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 More classic JR: (While HHH is standing on the announce table) "Damn you Helmsley! You cost Austin the title, you bastard!!! Damn you! You son of a bitch!" (After Lawler fails to call Hurricane's shining wizard) "It's a shining wizard king! Next time do your homework before you come out here!"
Guest Stunt Granny Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Not really a promo but since we're talking about the pants pissing hilarity of heel Austin I'll proceed. Vince is giving a pep talk to team WWF a week before the invasion PPV. When Vince is naming the guys on WWF team Austin is repeating everything Vince is saying. When he gets to The Undertaker Austin slaps Taker on the shoulder. Taker responds with a very cold look and tells Austin that if he ever does that again he'll be pulling back a nub. Austin backs off turns around to Kurt who is giggling so Austin shoves him and stares at the ground all pissed off. They were acting like they were in 3rd grade, it was hilarious.
Guest Choken One Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Any one remember that Segment with Austin and Spike? It was something like Austin: Molly is a dumb bimbo! Spike: She's MY DUMB BIMBO! *Rips Petition*
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Angle after tasting beer: Wow! This stuff's great! How long's it been around?
Guest bravesfan Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 ---------------- Chris Benoit: Let me ask you a question, Lillian. What do you THINK my game plan should be? With all your wisdom of the WWE, what would your advice be? Lillian Garcia: Win? Benoit: Very good, Lillian, WIN, because that's what it's all about - and how should I do that? How should I win? ANSWER ME, DAMMIT! Lillian: Uhh...uhh...by beating him? ---------------------- Kurt Angle (before a match with Mark Henry) "Tonight, I am asking you, the fans of Buffalo to cheer for the man who brought home the Olympic Gold Medal...and not the man who stayed out all night at a topless bar the night before he competed! ...He stayed out all night at a topless bar the night before he competed AND..nononononononono...and finished...EIGHTEENTH PLACE!"
Guest MaxPower27 Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Any one remember that Segment with Austin and Spike? It was something like Austin: Molly is a dumb bimbo! Spike: She's MY DUMB BIMBO! *Rips Petition* Austin: You sign my petition, and then your little bimbo girlfriend can sign it. Spike: What'd you call her? Austin: A bimbo Spike: Wha- Austin: She's a bimbo, ain't you heard? Spike: You can't talk about my girlfriend that way! *Spike rips up petition* Later in that match, Austin stands on Spike's head and just screams, "You wanna tear my shit up boy?!"
Guest creativename Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 After Bisch fires Austin: "A FedEx package is on its way to your house right now!"
Guest Youth N Asia Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Any one remember that Segment with Austin and Spike? It was something like Austin: Molly is a dumb bimbo! Spike: She's MY DUMB BIMBO! *Rips Petition* Austin: You sign my petition, and then your little bimbo girlfriend can sign it. Spike: What'd you call her? Austin: A bimbo Spike: Wha- Austin: She's a bimbo, ain't you heard? Spike: You can't talk about my girlfriend that way! *Spike rips up petition* Later in that match, Austin stands on Spike's head and just screams, "You wanna tear my shit up boy?!" Are you sure that's complete. I thought there was. Spike: "You can't call my girlfriend a bimbo!" Austin (calmly): "Yes I can."
Guest CanadianChris Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Rock, on Big Show: "He's an idiot. Look at him, he's 7 feet, pure idiot...put his brain in a parakeet, ZING! Fly backwards."
Guest Youth N Asia Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Cactus Jack:"If the Gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up the ladder and drop a big elbow on the world."
Guest bravesfan Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Another from Kurt Angle... (this is from the July SD!, where Busta Rhymes is involved in a promo with the Rock). Wow, Rock - I guess being away so long kind of messed up your sense of reality. But the reality is...The Undertaker isn't the one you're gonna have to worry about at Vengeance - it's me! Now, Rock, I know you've been successful - I don't know if you've been watching or not, but ah - I've been on quite a roll lately, myself. At the King of the Ring, I made the Immortal Hulk Hogan tap! And last week on SmackDown!, I made The Undertaker tap even louder! And at Vengeance, Rock...it'll be my great pleasure to make your candy-ass tap as well. (Angle turns to Busta Rhymes, who is sitting in the audience) And if Puff Daddy over there wants a piece of me, I'll make him tap, too! Oh that's right, brotha, I'm down with it, I can talk that jive too!
Guest Youth N Asia Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 And at Vengeance, Rock...it'll be my great pleasure to make your candy-ass tap as well. [/i](Angle turns to Busta Rhymes, who is sitting in the audience) And if Puff Daddy over there wants a piece of me, I'll make him tap, too! Oh that's right, brotha, I'm down with it, I can talk that jive too! Do we need any more proof that Kurt Angle is the best? Seriously.
Guest tank_abbott Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 I hate to be a downer here, but I think the Angle/Y2J fan boys that inhibit this board have influenced this thread , and willfully (or unwillfully) ignored great one liners from DX,(Shawn, HHH's etc, Piper, and a few others) Jus' sayin' Word Life
Guest AndrewTS Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 I hate to be a downer here, but I think the Angle/Y2J fan boys that inhibit this board have influenced this thread , and willfully (or unwillfully) ignored great one liners from DX,(Shawn, HHH's etc, Piper, and a few others) Jus' sayin' Word Life Piper was in DX? Feel free to contribute some DX ones if you want. I think part of it has to do with not remembering since it's been so much longer back. There were some classic lines during, say, the D-X weenie roast, but I can't remember them.
Guest The Tino Standard Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Piper always has his infamous: "Just when you think you have all the answers, I CHANGE ALL THE QUESTIONS!"
Guest tank_abbott Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 My memories shot, I'll admit that, i don't remember any of angles etc ,either, until i re-read them
Guest Dmann2000 Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Edge: "We don't do anything illegal, we do 'run ins'" OMG I loved that evening where Edge and Christian started talking about how <b>smart</b> they were. How about this line: Rocky! At SummerSlam your role is going to be real clear. You are going to be MY BITCH! And I'd like to congratulate Al Snow, on landing that lucrative deal with Laz-i-boy. Which is funny because, usually Al doesn't sell chairs. ZING!
Guest Crucifixio Jones Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Eddy Guerrero's promo on the Rock where he talked about ripping Rock posters off of his kids walls was classic. But the best part was when Rocky threatened to kick Eddy's "candy culo." I remember during the InVasion Tazz was kissing up to Austin and saying how much he loved Austin talking to his watch. He then asked Austin to tell him what HIS watch was saying, to which Austin replied: "I don't speak Spanish." Booker T had an interview with the Coach the week after the nWo turned on him and HBK superkicked him in the face. Booker says about HBK and the Sweet Chin Music: "Yeah, he put one right here...*points to his face* RIGHT ON MAH GRILL, DAWG!" For some reason that always cracked me up. Finally, I think it was during 'Mania this year, The King was complaining to JR about Steve Austin's kneebraces, how they were made of metal and should be illegal in competition. JR replies: "Well, what would you have them made of...cotton candy?"
Guest DrainYou42 Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 "If you put the letter S in front of Hitman, you'd have my exact descreption of Bret Hart" - Stone Cold Steve Austin
TheFranchise Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Piper always has his infamous: "Just when you think you have all the answers, I CHANGE ALL THE QUESTIONS!" haha. i so ripped that off the other day when talking o a friend
King Cucaracha Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Road Dogg to a clueless cop, in a cop car, I think in Times Square. "Listen I swear, the body was dead when I got there..." That's the only one I can remember right now from D-X. McMahon: "I'm attempting to get Jake "The Snake" Roberts on the phone right now." LAWLER: "What are you going to do McMahon? Tell him that you are a bar tender?" Rock on commentary during one of his matches. Rock, "Look at that. It looks like a monkey just walked out here, took a crap, and out popped Mankind!"
Guest Mattdotcom Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 (A particularly slutty woman is in a homemade DX tanktop, blowing at her hair, and holding a sign that says "DX! Three Words: Bring it Here!" While cutting a pre-WM promo, Shawn notices her.) "And to all you real women out there, that's a skank, and we know the difference!" (DX in New York) HHH: (To a cab driver, with an Indian accent) Can you take me to Pakistan? They should recreate DX in NY with Evolution.
Guest Austin3164life Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 How could we forget perhaps one of the most influential one-liners ever (and funniest)? Austin- "Talk about yer psalms, talk about John 316......Austin 316 says I just whipped yer ass!!" Or this promo before Armaggedon 2000. Rock impersonating Rikishi- "I did it.....for da rock. I did it......for da people. I did it.....AWWW SHUT YOUR MOUTH YA THONG WEARIN' FATTY!"
Guest notJames Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Kurt: Yeah, where was HHH during the invasion. Christian: Probably at home listening to U2 records. Hot dog, we have a weiner!
Garth Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Angle after tasting beer: Wow! This stuff's great! How long's it been around? That one really made me crack up. I got another Y2J classic: Chris Jericho dosen't give a rats ass, you with your uni-brow and your just bring it Bring what? A vomit bag? A fig newton?
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