SJL Announcement~

[Guest realitycheck]

Hey, remember that announcement I said I'd have when the card went up? Well, I held it over til' today for dramatic effect. Sue me.

 

Alright, so here it is: On Tuesday the 29th, there's going to be a JL PPV! I know, it's only been three months since the last one, but what the hell? I figured that the talent level is more than high enough, there are enough interesting feuds to carry a PPV, I didn't want to have about 10 months go by before another JL PPV, like the last one, and of course, I wanted to wash the last disgusting taste of Strangler out of the Junior League.

 

The card will go up after I post Crimson. Granted, this means you won't have as long as *usual* to write a PPV, but it has to happen just before Battleground so that our to-be-annouced bumpees can get everything in order.

 

Anyway, send booking requests my way. Write promos and stuff to build up any potential blowoff matches for this thing. And of course, let the suggestions for names begin!

 

-Z

[David Blazenwing 0]

Name for the PPV? How about...

 

SJL Beta Test

[Guest The Superstar]

SJL TildeBANG~!

[Guest Tod deKindes]

SJL New Breed

 

Even got the spiffy theme song to go with it.

[Guest realitycheck]

Ah yes, and suggest theme music, too. Can't forget that.

 

-Z

[Guest Ace309]

SJL Fire and Brimstone

Theme: AC/DC, "Hell's Bells."

[Guest The Superstar]

Theme: AC/DC, "Hell's Bells."

[Guest vitriol]

SJL Rituals

 

theme: "Open your eyes" - Staind

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I already told you:

SJL At the Speed of Funk

Theme: "Get the Funk Out of My Face by the Brothers Johnson

[Atlas 0]

SJL Whence Chaos Cometh

 

Theme: Lacuna Coil - Heaven's A Lie

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

The SJL Presents: A Loving Tribute to the Boston Strangler

 

Theme Music: "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult (TBS' old theme)

 

Main event: TBS vs. the JL (TBS goes over)

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Actually SAYING the theme song I had in mind would help:

 

Ahem.

 

SJL New Breed

Genetic Blueprint [New Breed] by Fear Factory

 

Heck, a few more...

 

- SJL Desperate Measures

Push It by Static-X

 

- SJL Friends Or Enemies

Crush by Anthrax

 

- SJL Project Mayhem

Project Mayhem by Finch

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

I have to say that the last JL PPV was pretty damn good, if I do say so myself. I'm challenging all you guys to put together a better match than me and Ejiro did the last time around.

[Secret Agent 0]

Pfft, that's easy, WC. Try making a more brutal Ultimate Fight than me and Fugue. Not that anyone ever read that match, but hey.

[Rawknight 0]

SJL The Future (Machinehead - Blank Generation)

SJL Riot (The Clash - White Riot, or Atari Teenage Riot - Start The Riot)

SJL Sabotage (Beastie Boys - Sabotage)

SJL Outlaws (Pantera - Cowboys From Hell)

SJL Pure Hatred (Raging Speedhorn - The Hate Song)

 

There's a few for you

[Guest Dace59]

The day before I go back to College.

 

THANK SATAN!

 

SJL: Goverment Secert (Music Hanger 18/Return to Hanger by Megadeth)

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

SJL: Galatea Special

 

Theme music: "Good Swift Kick In The Nuts" by Tommy and Rumble

[Guest Ace309]

SJL Initial Dome 2003, to be held at the Paddock-Chevrolet Golf Dome in Tonawanda, New York (we could cram a good 50 fans in there).

 

Theme: Something from Hamtaro.

[Guest realitycheck]

Y'know, so far, I'm really liking Tom's idea. Though, I've never been able to sit through Hamtaro. Would the Hello Kitty theme suffice?

 

-Z

[Guest Ace309]

SJL Atlas Shrugs.

 

Theme: Whatever Sean's using.

[David Blazenwing 0]

Okay, I already posted one, but I like this one more

 

SJL Retribution

 

Theme Song - "Weathered" by Creed

[Guest Dace59]

As long as the theme song is metal (falling in the genres of Classic Heavy Metal, Speed, Thrash, Prog, Power, Death, Black, Metalcore) I'll be ok.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Of course, everyone knows that the show directly after a PPV is traditionally immensely better than the PPV itself... and guess who's booking that one... heh heh.

 

My suggestions for the PPV name are:

 

SJL Triumvirate

SJL Dark Victory

SJL Repercussions

 

...and SJL War Pigs 2: The Last Seduction.

[Guest Evolution]

Hamtaro being the PPV's theme would rock da fellas.

[Secret Agent 0]

well PPV name suggestions:

 

SJL: Day of Defeat

 

SJL: Unreal

 

SJL: Counter Strike

 

SJL: Deadly Games

 

and just for the hell of it...

 

SJL: Flatlined

 

Music: whatever is jiving ya.

[Guest Ace309]

Ooh, or instead of the Hamtaro theme, we could use the Jushin Lyger song!

[Guest Dace59]

Now that would RULE for a theme.

[Guest Suicide King]

SJL: Jobbertastic?

Jobberlicious?

Jobjobjobjobjobjobjob?

[Guest Tod deKindes]

SJL: You're All Gonna Be King's Bitches Sooner Or Later

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

I like Johnny's idea of SJL Day of Defeat. I like it a lot. Too bad I don't make the calls anymore.