Heat Spoilers

[Yuna_Firerose]

I'm on a caffeine high at 3:35 am eastern time, so I figured I'd make this topic early. Although I'm guessing we'll get a jobber match, a Spike match, Molly will be on there wrestling either Ivory, Jacqueline, or Victoria [here's hoping...], and a bunch of boring recaps. I was pretty much right in my Raw predictions [see "Who won't be watching raw" thread] so I'm wondering how I do with my Heat predictions.

[Guest art_vandelay]

Heat is live this week for Backlash.

[Guest j.o.b. squad]

spoiler nazi says "no spoilers for you"

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Maybe the main event will feature the Mack beating up some jobber as part of the "White Boy Challenge." I'd mark for that.

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

the mack should run for office

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

That'd be the first bumper sticker I'd ever put on my car:

 

"I Back the Mack"

[Guest Ace309]

I'd only back the Mack for political office if Theodore R. Long gave all his speeches while Mack stood back and cracked his neck menacingly before signing his legislation.

[Guest MaxPower27]

I'll back the Mack only if before every debate question, he says, "Lemme holla at'chu Playa!"

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

I can finally stop watching Heat.

[Guest NoCalMike]

Even though Heat is live this week, they still usually do tapings. I was at the Raw before WM and they did Heat tapings for future footage.

[Guest tpww7]

Dark\International Heat match results:

 

Jonathan Coachman, Lita, nor anybody else for that matter came out to do

Heat commentary and there was no formal introductions of what was a Heat

match so it's all up to guessing.

 

Ernest "The Cat" Miller defeated Johnny Swinger

A not-so-good match with Cat and Swinger blowing a lot of moves. Cat gets

the win with The Feliner. Cat looked to have busted open Swinger hardway

with his Feliner kick, as a towel was placed on Swinger's nose after the

match.

 

Mark Jindrak defeated Norman Smiley

Yes, Black Magik is working prelim matches for WWE it seems. This was a good

match to wash the bad taste out of our mouths from the last match. Smiley

looked pretty good and his work was very solid. Jindrak looked very well

himself. Jindrak gets the win after a clothesline from the top rope.

 

Ivory defeated Molly Holly

Jacqueline is the referee. I guess this week Ivory is the face and Molly is

the heel. Typical women's match. Molly and Jackie get into a shoving match

which leads to Ivory rolling up Molly. Afterwords, Victoria comes out and

gets in Jackie's face. After Jackie takes care of Victoria, Jazz comes out

and attacks Jackie. After THAT happens, Trish Stratus comes out and her and

Ivory clear out the heels.

 

Christopher Nowinski defeated Shark Boy

Shark Boy was VERY over with the crowd. I mean, it was amazing to listen to.

Solid work here from both men. Nowinski gets the duke with his Full Nelson

Twisty Slam.

 

Chief Morley defeated Maven

Not much to say here. Morley gets Maven with the Money Shot.

 

Just as a note, while a local was singing the National Anthem, a very

disrespectful person kept shouting out crap during her performance and two

VERY angry Army men approached the young man and told him in their own way

to shut up.

 

From Meltz.

[Guest Trivia247]

MACK O MANIA IS RUNNING WILD!!!!

[Yuna_Firerose]

Oh yeah...forgot about Backlash. That's easy to do, considering I'm not ordering.

 

Those tapings are lame anyways, so it doesn't matter either way.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Shark Boy actually gets a WWE TV match wrestling with his gimmick, and a good one too. What happens? Only the Brits get it. Arghh...

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

I mark the fuck out for NorMAN Smilay.

 

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh]

they better show this in the uk. Shark Boy = happy chave!