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10/25/03...The Unholy Union of Darkness

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Found this on The Wienerboard:

 

From puroresupower.com:

 

"Nikkan Sports editor Koichi Yoshizawa, under the kayfabe name of "Dave Liable" (combination of Dave Meltzer and Donnie Liable's names), reported in Thursday's edition of Nikkan Sports newspaper that Jean Paul Levesque (Triple H) will have his marriage ceremony with Stephanie McMahon on 10/25."

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Guest Blue Bacchus

Good for them. They both deserve each other.

 

Just imagine 20 or so years from now. Who will be the Vince McMahon character? HHH. Who will be Linda? Steph. Then you have their Kids to deal with. And I'd wager a small bet that the WWE will be around in some sort of fashon 20 years from now.

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Another thing to add to his if the date is accurate then HHH possibly won't miss any PPVs either. 10/19 is No Mercy which is a Smackdown PPV. Now I've be contending HHH will end up on Smackdown before SummerSlam but he could still wrestle at No Mercy if he's on Smackdown (if fact I think this increases the chances as they'll probably want to have HHH and Stephanie get back together on camera before they get married in real life) then and obviously its not an issue if he's still on Raw. Then Survivor Series is on 11/16 so he could still take the week for a honeymoon and be back to wrestle then.

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Hmmm guess I should have made the topic "HHH/Stephaine wedding date set" for more views but I thought I'd do a play off the "The Unholy Union of Darkness" between Undertaker and Stephanie which took place four years ago this Saturday during the headache inducing Corporate Ministry angle.

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Guest Slapnuts00
Good for them. They both deserve each other.

 

Just imagine 20 or so years from now. Who will be the Vince McMahon character? HHH. Who will be Linda? Steph. Then you have their Kids to deal with. And I'd wager a small bet that the WWE will be around in some sort of fashon 20 years from now.

Looks like Shane has no choice but to kill HHH to preserve his birthright...

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Guest SP-1

*remembers the other thread where we gathered around a bonfire and wept softly at the signs of the end*

 

Well I guess this cements it.

 

Unless Shane steps in. I have never rooted more for Shane to step in than I am now. PLEASE, Shane. Do something.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

(arranges to be the stripper for her bachelorette party, and to put on his own little private show)

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Actually the end probably isn't that near. We still have to wait for Vince to step down and hand the WWE over to Steph...and HHH.

 

As Steph's husband, when she's running the WWE HHH will have some power. If he's just he'll retire when she takes over, but absolute power corrupts absolutely and who would pass up the opportunity to be on top of the WWE world?

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Guest RepoMan

Relax, Shane just needs to throw a trash can at Steph and she'll forget all about Hunter.

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Guest crandamaniac
(arranges to be the stripper for her bachelorette party, and to put on his own little private show)

Slip a mickey in Steph's drink for me. I'd take one for the team and marry Steph.

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Guest Downhome
Wouldn't be great if there was a storyline where Test pulls a "Triple-H" and drugs Steph and marries her? I know I'd like it.

It would be even more funny if it actually happened, heh.

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Guest razazteca
Instead of here comes the bride, they'll be playing "O Fortuna".

I'm having a Excaliber flashback, Cartman style..........

 

HHH to Vince "Let us embrace father"

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

Ok, here's the plan.

 

The night before the Wedding we hire a stripper, find HHH, get him drunk, knock him out, take a baseball bat to his quad, take some pictures of him with the stripper, then kill the stripper, have more pictures taken with him and the *dead* stripper, have pictures of him "Katie Vicking" the dead stripper, hit his quad some more, then send the pictures to Steph... Then we kick Vince's ass... Then we bomb Steph...

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

Ok, Curry, you're the official Alcohol/Hooker getter, I will be the official picture taker and quad smasher... now we need a killer...

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Guest Lord of The Curry

Fuck! Why am I always in charge of getting the hookers in one of your crazy schemes? The cops told me that if they catch me wandering around that area of town then they're gonna throw me in a cell with Big Bad Jimbo the Ass Raper. I heard he's got a reputation for ass raping.

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

"If there's anything we can learn from this horrible tragedy, it's that a male model's life is a precious precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

 

... I think this is probably the most appropriate thing one can say about the WWE.

 

Z:I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizer I am.

 

M:A what?

 

Z:A eugoogalizer. One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogly was?

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Guest Lord of The Curry

That's how Rudo lives his life.......he just rips it and he grips it.

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Guest ManKinnd

Who is that in your sig Curry?

And to stay on topic I'll add that HHH sucks.

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Guest Lord of The Curry

Jumbo Motherfucking Tsuruta and Giant Motherfuckin Baba. Learn them, live them, love them.

 

RIP Jumbo and Baba.

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Guest Lord of The Curry

You? I dunno.........what have you killed so far in your life?

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

Who cares? The killer is the one who gets all the blame in the end anywa...

 

Err, I mean...

 

Welcome Aboard :)

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