Who's the biggest FUCK UP on this board?

[Guest SupaTaft]

The topic of tipping at a resteraunt is an often discussed and even more often touchy subject at parties and gatherings. People have been killed over the differences of opinion, and it should finally be brought out into the open.

 

There are essentially two lines of thinking:

 

1. About 45 degrees. Any more and one would simply fall into the mighty casam that is the Earth's edge.

 

2. It is not possible to tip. Like the mighty eagle eating an ice cream cone, none can stop or even start the incredible force behind the Toy's R Us sales papers, delivered each Thursday before eight o'clock. Any later and one will be executed.

 

Webster describes fast as "A quickening pace, hurried." Webster is described as a small black boy trying to steal the thunder from Gary Coleman.

 

And ye, there will come a day when fathers are unable to find their slippers, and the tiny bits of jewelry they sported just the night before around seven o'clock. The children will be saddened and the sheep and to a lesser extent, goats will cry red rivers of blue blood. This color change is yet unexplained and will remain one of the great unsolved crimes of our past thirty millenia.

 

Without rhyme or reason, the man-beast stalks about, i.e., too wit, e.g. igloo, with pieces of cat hanging from his nostrils. Sloping the plains of the land, searching in vain for more carnival workers to feast upon. Unfortunately, his life-span is a short seven seconds and is unable to locate prey for more than twenty minutes.

 

Are you confused? Try putting peanut butter on an empty CD case and sticking it in a tanning bed. That should straighten you out.

 

According to the fifty eightth ammendment, the race of mutant hybred pig-squirrels that are being held hostage in Fort Knox are held so without bail, and without meals until the day when they get one of their own into the Senate. As soon as this is done, they will surely have the majority favor in the House as well and must not be allowed access to nuclear devices. Mutant hybred pig-squirrels and nuclear energy do not mix well. Fool.

 

O' Muse! Sing in me, and through me tell the tale of that man lost so long ago without so much as half a McDonald's Filet O' Fish in his left breast pocket! He who has suffered long. Suffered hard. And suffered acid burns from the power plant run by rodents. Shall finally be delivered to his most Immortal Home.

 

Gary, Indiananapolis!

 

-Taft

[Guest tank_abbott]

Puppies secrete milk from their no no spot

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

:: prints thread ::

 

:: uses thread as tampon ::

 

...only good use of this crap, Zsasz

 

-Annie

[Guest Sandman9000]

Hold up...... WHEN THE FUCK did this thread become about giving IDRM a boner?

When ISN'T a thread about giving IDRM a boner?

[Guest Banky]

*ahem*

[Guest bob_barron]

Hello Banky

[Guest DrTom]

Wow, considering the title of this thread, I expected a poll.

 

Damnit, I wanted to vote for somebody!

[Guest DR PHIL]

What the fuck is supa taft talking about?

I'm dying of fucking laughter from all his shit!

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

*ahem*

Hey Banky, have you spawned a not-quite-funny doppelganger or something? 'Cause this Zsasz character is really biting your steez.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

::: scratches ass and belches :::

 

This thread needs more hatred, dammit!

 

[Guest Banky]

*ahem*

Hey Banky, have you spawned a not-quite-funny doppelganger or something? 'Cause this Zsasz character is really biting your steez.

I wanted to be mentioned as a fuck up. Right now I am pre-occupied. I may add something constructive later on.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Supa Taft: The Encycolopedia Psychedilia Neurosia

[Guest CED Ordonez]

I think the three pages of this thread summarize the nature of NHB. Begin with the unadulterated hate, then things start to get silly, and people wind up wondering what the hell happened in the end. Rinse and repeat.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I know what happened in the end...

 

Banky was Zsasz's father and wanted him to join the darkside...

 

so he DID...and very well might have given IDRM a boner...and cut off his own hand in a fit of sexual passion...

 

then these alien looking muppets showed up....

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

If nothing else, this thread has given me a pair of fine quotes for my signature.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

johnson1620: You may be the biggest know-it-all on this board. You know, if you wern't such an asshole to everyone MAYBE people would pay attention to what you have to say instead going "Oh, it's that little prick, don't even bother."

In all honesty I am the way I am in defense to the other posters. I am not one to take shit lightly. I have no problem standing up for myself. So maybe if some of these posters weren't such dipshits, I would handle certain situations better. I know my shit, people just have a problem with a new guy. I just want to let folks know, you show me respect I'll do the same for you. But if you dis me I'll return the favor.

[Agent_Bond34 0]

Puppies secrete milk from their no no spot

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

johnson1620: You may be the biggest know-it-all on this board. You know, if you wern't such an asshole to everyone MAYBE people would pay attention to what you have to say instead going "Oh, it's that little prick, don't even bother."

In all honesty I am the way I am in defense to the other posters. I am not one to take shit lightly. I have no problem standing up for myself. So maybe if some of these posters weren't such dipshits, I would handle certain situations better. I know my shit, people just have a problem with a new guy. I just want to let folks know, you show me respect I'll do the same for you. But if you dis me I'll return the favor.

Hey Smarkzone, weren't you banned?

[Guest bob_barron]

It turns out he wasn't Smarkzone

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Can't we ban him on general principle anyway?

[Guest Masked Heel]

Great thread Zazz another in a long line of winners King Fuck Up

[Guest Banky]

Great thread Zazz another in a long line of winners King Fuck Up

Who is this guy? Cashing in off Zsasz. Zsasz OWNS JOO BITCH!~!

[Guest Masked Heel]

You Banky can own Zazz he's your bitch do with him what you want i however am neither of your bitches check the score

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

You Banky can own Zazz he's your bitch do with him what you want i however am neither of your bitches check the score

Huh?

 

Did that even make sense?

[Guest Masked Heel]

if you saw the banky come back thread about the islanders you'd get it Masked Heel 1 Banky 0 thats the score

[Guest godthedog]

this is worse than inc's shitlist thread.

 

starting shit in the NHB folder is only funny if it's from a genuine beef with another poster, because we all get to laugh about how pissed off people get about a wrestling message board. starting shit is not funny when it's done in the context of this stupid rhetorical dick-waving, being an ass just for the sake of being and ass & just trying to assert some kind of superiority over everybody else. there's no real sense of hatred here, it's just zsasz trying (unsuccessfully) to make fun of everybody and be a hard ass.

 

then it descended into taft & that other guy posting weird, nonsensical shit that isn't much funnier.

 

thus, this thread sucks. if you're gonna call someone out in NHB, do it with feeling, and not the "i'm too cool for all this shit" bravado that zsasz and inc did.

 

the only way to save this thread is if we come together & flame the shit out of johnson, cause i know the hatred there will be real.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

then these alien looking muppets showed up....

You rang?

 

And what's wrong with C.H.U.D.? He sees a lot of movies, most of his opinions are close to mine, and he seems like a nice enough guy to me.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I chose to flame the next poster.

[Guest Choken One]

***Stumbles In Room***

 

***Looks around and Yawns***

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

im honestly suprised theres no oaoast hate here