Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2003 The final page of "post #4475" was veering way off-topic, so I figured I'd give this it's own seperate thread. Considering the state of things in the OAOAST right now, it wouldn't be a fair fight. Not with Warzone rules in effect. -SpiderPoet Okay, so in a FAIR FIGHT [with or without me as the referee ] who would win? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted April 26, 2003 The final page of "post #4475" was veering way off-topic, so I figured I'd give this it's own seperate thread. Considering the state of things in the OAOAST right now, it wouldn't be a fair fight. Not with Warzone rules in effect. -SpiderPoet Okay, so in a FAIR FIGHT [with or without me as the referee ] who would win? No one vote. This is fucking lame. Boycott the stupidity.... Honestly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2003 I didn't expect one vote so soon, simply because the thread was JUST MADE. And, yes, it is a sort of joke thread, which was continueing from the other thread, as I mentioned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted April 26, 2003 (edited) Finally, I get to use one of these graphics! Edited April 26, 2003 by Nevermortal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted April 26, 2003 Finally, I get to use one of these graphics! . . . Norton is nothing. SPIDERPOET has left him on his own and refuses to power him. His loss. ::tildeBANG's Norton and shoves him into a neverending pit of suckocity:: *leaves* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KanadianKrusty Report post Posted April 26, 2003 AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!, STOP POSTING FUCKING SMILEYS, IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY DON'T FUCKING POST AAAAAAAAAAARGH! sorry, had to vent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 26, 2003 Krusty, hows that boyrape trial of yours coming along? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted April 26, 2003 What a fucking nunce. Honestly. And Edward Norton sucks. I would fight him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2003 Edward Norton has had penis reduction. He may be the greatest actor out of all those that are in his age demographic, but I mean, penis reduction? Making it smaller on PURPOSE?!?!?! The strongest thing in SP's system is orange juice. He wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted April 26, 2003 why don't you just punch yourself as hard as you can in the ear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Edward Norton has had penis reduction. He may be the greatest actor out of all those that are in his age demographic, but I mean, penis reduction? Making it smaller on PURPOSE?!?!?! :blink: A little more than I ever wanted to know about Norton.... But my insanely curious side asks: Where the HELL did ya hear that?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Have you not seen American History X? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Orange Juice? I run off pure SPIDERPOET, sucka. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted April 27, 2003 AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!, STOP POSTING FUCKING SMILEYS, IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY DON'T FUCKING POST AAAAAAAAAAARGH! sorry, had to vent. He's right. I'm sick of seeing 99.9% of your posts having that smilie in it. Some of your posts just have that and nothing else. It annoys me to absolutely no end. If you having nothing to say but that smilie then don't freaking post. Just had to vent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted April 27, 2003 (edited) +1 OMG~ PEOPLE ARE GONNA VENT ON ME, TOO~! Edited April 27, 2003 by Flyboy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted April 27, 2003 I'm sick of seeing 99.9% of your posts having that +1 in it. Some of your posts just have that and nothing else. It annoys me to absolutely no end. If you having nothing to say but that +1 then don't freaking post. Just had to vent. Happy Flyboy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Hard-On City. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 27, 2003 what a bullshit thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Have you not seen American History X? I saw bits and pieces of it. Mom was watching it while I was on the computer. And, thanks to the request of DawnBTVS, my sig now features AH X~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Eh, I guess it was just an unfunny joke that referred to the vast amount of 'roids that he had to be on to turn from a 150 lb weakling into the uber-nazi that he portrayed in the movie. Even Arnold thought that he was on the juice. I've heard that he got back to his normal size because he didn't want to stay that big....or maybe his supply just ran out, and he needed an excuse, who knows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted April 27, 2003 SpiderPoet~! is winning at the moment. Thanks to the Power of The POET~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Eh, I guess it was just an unfunny joke that referred to the vast amount of 'roids that he had to be on to turn from a 150 lb weakling into the uber-nazi that he portrayed in the movie. Even Arnold thought that he was on the juice. I've heard that he got back to his normal size because he didn't want to stay that big....or maybe his supply just ran out, and he needed an excuse, who knows. You put on 30 lbs for the role. Didn't Arnold Schwarzenegger ask if you used steroids? Yeah. He was impressed by the size and definition I'd achieved. But for me, it was just a matter of eating, almost to the point of boredom, four or five times a day. A light protein diet combined with lifting weights a lot. When I finished the film, I deflated pretty quickly. http://www.edward-norton.org/articles/guitarman.html He shrugs it off: as if anyone can get so big that quickly. "It took about two-and-a-half months and I gained about 30lbs eating meatshakes: blended roast beef," he states simply. "I just ate a lot and lifted weights a boring amount, and the minute it was over it was like someone let the air out of a balloon. I went right back down to my skinny little self." http://www.edward-norton.org/articles/totalfilm.html In physical terms alone, what Norton has accomplished is astonishing. To play a violent skinhead, Norton toned and sculpted his usually frail body. "Arnold Schwarzenegger called to ask if I'd done a cycle of the juice (steroids) to accomplish the transformation," admits Norton. "All I did was eat and work out non-stop for three months. I gained 30 pounds of muscle." http://www.edward-norton.org/articles/nort...nsextremes.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Obviously he's not going to outright say it, I already knew all of that information before, but I find that extremely hard to believe. Either way, it's not really important in the end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2003 Heh.... Norton wins! [so far, anyway] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted May 13, 2003 Why the heck is this being bumped? LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted May 14, 2003 Don't ask... you're getting a second chance to beat a celebrity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted May 14, 2003 That original thread had a point? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted May 14, 2003 That "American History X" movie really galvanized me by exposing me to new sides of culture. Because you know who I hate? The Polacks. A Polack nicked my car with a shopping cart in the Harris Teeter parking lot some years ago. I said to the fellow "Listen, Polack. You're going to pay for that nick and you're going to pay in full." Well, the fellow keeps walking on towards his vehicle, as if I hadn't said a word. I entertained the notion that it would take longer for aural information to translate into words and thoughts in the undersize brain of a goddamned Polack and considered giving him the benefit of the doubt. I instead opted to hurl a rock at his balding Polack head, rendering him unconscious. I loaded him into a sack in my trunk and tossed his goddamned Polack body into a nearby river. That'll teach him to fuck with a new paintjob. But do you know who I hate more than the Polacks? The Mexicans. Bunch of goddamn lazy drunkards who are either stealing your job or fucking your wife when he's supposed to be cleaning the pool. And they have so many kids! I mean, you're living in a goddamn roach-infested hellhole already, stinking of goddamn burritos and hair grease, and you want to have more goddamn taco-eating Mexican mouths to feed? Jesus jumping Christ, no wonder your godforsaken dust bin of a country sucks so goddamn much. A bunch of Mexicans ate my niece once a few years back. True story. She was walking along Lexington Ave. here in Birmingham when this goddamn bunch of Mexicans pop out of a dumpster or something and just start eating her, right there in broad daylight. I don't know if they were pouring salsa on her or what, but them sonbitches really tore into little Chrissy. Bout two minutes later, there wasn't nothing of her left except the bone. They took her damn bones, too. Probably used 'em to prop up their hammocks. Mexicans love to sleep. Laziest buncha goddamned colored folks I've ever seen. But you know who I hate even more than the Polacks and the Mexicans? The blacks. Buncha the rudest motherfuckers you'll ever meet. They hate you before they meet you, and they'll let you know about it. I especially hate these "big mama" type colored ladies. They'll swivel their heads and shake their hands around in the air, making some goddamn scowling facial expression like you've done something wrong. Next time some colored lady swivels her head at me, I'm calling up a lynch mob. I got some buddies at the VFW who are dying to give your goddamn nappy head something to swivel about. I tell you what, a black man killed my mother and raped my sister with a gazelle. This is true. This happened. What we need is another Vietnam. Things are getting a little crowded, if you ask me. Goddam Chinks are everywhere these days, too. Let's see...did I forget anyone? Oh, yeah. The Homos. These goddamn homos go around like they own the damn country these days. In their short little shorts, just shaking their asses in your face. But you go for a quick reacharound and the goddamn bouncer throws you out of the club? Goddamn cockteasing homos'll never get voted into office by me, let me tell you. Who else? Ah, fuck it. Just needed to vent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted May 14, 2003 Whoa *listens to Beck* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
