Guest Banky Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 You know what? This fucking board has been going to shit for too long. I stood idly by watching it degenrate into a haven for Scott Keith's maglomaniacal wrestling elitism. Fuck it. No one is funny, no one is clever, and every mindlessly follows the common flow of the board. Case in point: molestomp. This guy is a fucking jag-off, but why are all of these people bashing him now? Because its the cool thing to do. How about Zsasz? The guy shows a little creativety, and everyone pisses on him. Its one big boring fucking clique. And know something? I've had enough. Fuck this hell hole. How about you start some real fucking threads with a creative edge, and maybe I'll return. That is, if you're lucky. Get a life; many of you worthless assholes should invest in one. Go break out your saved up tuition money and buy a prostitute. Its amazing how much better a woman's vagina feels against one's fingers than a fucking keyboard. Imagine actually have a girl kiss you while your getting a hand job. Fuck, imagine having two free hands while getting your cock stroked. Unfortunately many of you will never have that feeling. Its sad, but its true. But, if you work on this problem now, you'll salvage an almost doomed personal life. So here's what you pent up pussy desiring pricks need to do. 1. Follow Banky Race. Follow what he says, and how he acts. Recognize the endless amount of muff that flies his way, and seize the bounty. Not Banky's bounty, but the endless amount of hole in your town. 2. Ditch the snobby wrestling/movie/music cliched attitude you got. No woman wants the stereotypical comic book guy who critisizes everything that isn't of supreme excellence. Honestly, lighten up on your hobby of choice, and become a more positive human being. Chicks dig that. 3. Spend your money and get some new clothes. Yea, I know I don't know how you all dress, but I am sure it is horrible. Throw some money around, show the ladies that you are willing to spend cash on them. Guys, while this may come off as a stinging attack on everything your 20 something lives have faithfully believed in, it is for your own good. So don't hate on Uncle Banky because he has a much more exciting life than you. What can he say? The chicks can't resist a hot Canadian cock. Work on the creativety motherfuckers, you're boring me. Represent the revolutionary force in internet shit. We may be geeks, but atleast us geeks get more pussy than anyone else on the internet. Want pussy? Join us. There is still hope, pussy is just a click away. Message Brought to You By:
Guest Bannable Offense Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 What's the URL for this WDI?
Guest ShooterJay Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 Dude, Banky- someone who brags about their personal life on an Internet message board is usually thought of as a LIAR. But hey, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.
Guest stardust Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 That was a recruitment post? Banky.... God, you crack me up sometimes.
Guest stardust Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 What's the URL for this WDI? There ya go
Guest Banky Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 Dude, Banky- someone who brags about their personal life on an Internet message board is usually thought of as a LIAR. But hey, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know. Bwahahaha..... ::sigh::
Guest evenflowDDT Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 3. Spend your money and get some new clothes. Yea, I know I don't know how you all dress, but I am sure it is horrible. Throw some money around, show the ladies that you are willing to spend cash on them. Exactly. I spend cash on the ladies, and my studies. Oh, and DVDs of goofy b-movies and exploitation titles (of course). Not on clothes. Aside from a few t-shirts I haven't bought clothes in at least two years. Why bother? I'm not growing anymore, and my friends don't care about my dress-code.
Guest TheGame2705 Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 Check my sig for their latest happenings! Never a dull moment.
Guest Banky Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 Check my sig for their latest happenings! Never a dull moment. Hey everyone! WDI has a lifetime ban on the Gheyme! Another reason why you should join.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 Man...you take this shit a little too seriously
Guest Banky Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 Man...you take this shit a little too seriously Do I? Do I? Or do you take me too seriously?
Guest Youth N Asia Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 Man...you take this shit a little too seriously Do I? Do I? Or do you take me too seriously? ...I'm outta this one
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 Fuck the smart marks, and fuck wdi. In fact, fuck every wrestling message board on the internet. No, fuck that, fuck wrestling. And fuck message boards. No, fuck THAT, fuck the whole internet. Fuck molestomp, fuck Zsasz, and fuck sex. Fuck having a life. Fuck Banky, and fuck this thread. Fuck everybody that posts in this thread, and fuck everybody that reads it. Fuck everybody that doesn't read it. Fuck that, fuck everybody. Fuck everything.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 Fuck everybody that posts in this thread, and fuck everybody that reads it. YES~ I finally have my chance with IDRM! Although... since he's like the brother I never had, is that like incest? Not that it matters, I probably couldn't get it up anyway... stupid Ukrainian bootleg Pentium 4's giving me impotence through radiation
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 Incest is best... though perhaps I shouldn't dwell on the subject, lest I start taking it way too seriously. God knows it's possible.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 Incest is best... though perhaps I shouldn't dwell on the subject, lest I start taking it way too seriously. God knows it's possible. See, my sister's just not very attractive (though I did have a crush on one of my half-cousins a few years back), and she can be quite bitchy at times (though she's gotten better recently... or maybe it's because I just don't see her as often since I'm in college). Even if she was though, I don't think I could do incest. However, I wouldn't put anything past you man ...but then that's why you're my sexual hero.
Guest SP-1 Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 WDI does indeed rule. I don't post much so as not to taint it with my inherent UNcoolocity.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 WDI does indeed rule. I don't post much so as not to taint it with my inherent UNcoolocity. You know, I think I went to WDI for like an hour or so once, and I just couldn't really get into it at all. I think the appeal of it lies more in the "community" (kinda like how I'm such a huge fan of SNK, although in my humble opinion tons of content is brought over there as well) than in it being a super-exceptional or well-rounded board. Or I could just be blowing smoke out of my ass from a bad first impression... I really don't know.
Guest SP-1 Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 WDI does indeed seem to be a very close knit community. There's very much a lack of bullshit there too. Which, if they want it to stay that way I am baffled as to why they'd advertise it here.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 Which, if they want it to stay that way I am baffled as to why they'd advertise it here. I'd have to agree. I've nothing against any WDI guys, since the majority of them I don't know well enough to have any strong opinion towards (except maybe Banky, and Flying Dutchman, who I've talked to once or twice before), but it seems the majority of their posts here are based around their WDI in-jokes anyway, which is why I don't understand most of them (hell, for my first six months here I didn't even know PORNFAQ and CJ were the same person ). I'm guessing the forum would be even worse in this behalf, since everyone's known each other for so long... I'm not saying they hate newbies, I really doubt any community, no matter how close-knit, actually hates outsiders as long as they aren't overly annoying or troll-ish, but it can be rather daunting, as it was to me.
Guest TheGame2705 Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 Evenflow what's sad is you're quite correct in your assumption. It's like a cult.
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 I can't believe this place "a haven for Scott Keith's maglomaniacal wrestling elitism" and then says that a guy who calls Hunter "Triple Juice" is new and different and deserves applause. The feebleness of your rant is staggering.
Guest Banky Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 I can't believe this place "a haven for Scott Keith's maglomaniacal wrestling elitism" and then says that a guy who calls Hunter "Triple Juice" is new and different and deserves applause. Are you saying I complimented molestomp? If you know ANYTHING, you'd know this isn't the case. molestomp 'new and different'? And he deserves 'applause'? What post did you read?
Guest THE MIGHTY THOR Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 Hey Banky didn't you get banned from the forum?
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 Get a life; many of you worthless assholes should invest in one. Go break out your saved up tuition money and buy a prostitute. Its amazing how much better a woman's vagina feels against one's fingers than a fucking keyboard. Imagine actually have a girl kiss you while your getting a hand job. Fuck, imagine having two free hands while getting your cock stroked. Unfortunately many of you will never have that feeling. Its sad, but its true. But, if you work on this problem now, you'll salvage an almost doomed personal life. So here's what you pent up pussy desiring pricks need to do. I prefer to be a hermit, Banky! 1. Follow Banky Race. Follow what he says, and how he acts. Recognize the endless amount of muff that flies his way, and seize the bounty. Not Banky's bounty, but the endless amount of hole in your town. Learn some proper grammar asshole! 2. Ditch the snobby wrestling/movie/music cliched attitude you got. No woman wants the stereotypical comic book guy who critisizes everything that isn't of supreme excellence. Honestly, lighten up on your hobby of choice, and become a more positive human being. Chicks dig that. I'm a snob to those who snob me. I dont even care for wrestling anymore, I just like being here, and being the general jackass that I'am. 3. Spend your money and get some new clothes. Yea, I know I don't know how you all dress, but I am sure it is horrible. Throw some money around, show the ladies that you are willing to spend cash on them. What money? If I had some I would buy the DVDs that efDDT tells me to buy. Guys, while this may come off as a stinging attack on everything your 20 something lives have faithfully believed in, it is for your own good. So don't hate on Uncle Banky because he has a much more exciting life than you. What can he say? The chicks can't resist a hot Canadian cock. Work on the creativety motherfuckers, you're boring me. Represent the revolutionary force in internet shit. We may be geeks, but atleast us geeks get more pussy than anyone else on the internet. Want pussy? Join us. There is still hope, pussy is just a click away. Whatever! This message was brought to you by the Hair Band mark of this forum, and if you ever do this shit again, I will track you down and kill your kittens. Every Rose Has It's Thorn!
Guest Mole Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 I can't believe this place "a haven for Scott Keith's maglomaniacal wrestling elitism" and then says that a guy who calls Hunter "Triple Juice" is new and different and deserves applause. The feebleness of your rant is staggering. TRIPLE JUICE!!
Guest DrTom Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 WDI does indeed rule. I don't post much so as not to taint it with my inherent UNcoolocity. I don't get all the WDI love. I mean, I have nothing against the place, and I like most of the people who founded it, but it's not some internet haven. Personally, I've always found WDI to be very cliquish, and the main reason I stopped posting there was because I got tired of seeing good threads ruined by you-eat-poop silliness and in-jokes. It's not a bad place or anything, but considering that it was started as an alternative to a board that no longer exists, how relevant is it anymore?
Guest stardust Posted April 29, 2003 Report Posted April 29, 2003 In all fairness, I haven't seen a "you eat poop" joke in a long time. But yeah, it is cliqueish. Then again, there are basically 15 to 20 of us who post regularly, as opposed to how many here?
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