Battleground Border Run request thread

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Hoorah! Another border run request-a-mundo. You all should know the rules. If not, I will beat you in the face with a vegetable of some kind. And I can do that, because I'm a 2nd Place poetry winner (Complete with $30 prize moneyz). So, you know, get to requesting.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

I want ELM. In a cage.

 

EDIT: And on your way back up, why not pick up Silencer, too?

[Guest Kibagami]

vodka and wenches.

 

you know the driil.

 

K.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

She's going to Mexico, Silent... not Russia.

 

 

 

Let's see... in fact... I'll make up a list and get back to you.

[Guest Kibagami]

fuck it, my bottle is almost empty. I demand mexican vodka.

 

K.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

I need another ridiculously large sombrero.

[janusd 0]

If by some chance I win....

 

A hoss-sized bodysuit and lucha mask.

 

A lifetime supply of more hash than Crow.

 

An alcohol strong enough that even hoss-Janus can't no-sell.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia.